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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

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as a reminder, Hayes Fawcett did James B dirty with his commit edit. I know he is super white but he isn't the whitest person ever to play the game of football like his edit would have you believe:
 

University of Alabama is like 80% white. That’s probably right at the median pigmentation level.
4 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

That's true...

Bed sheets, curtains, all of it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️. There was just as much orange in my room as well though. 

4 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Bed sheets, curtains, all of it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️. There was just as much orange in my room as well though. 

 

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Did not see this one.

 

 

Edited by Hiphopopotamos

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Did not see this one.

 

Wow he actually decided to just get a good degree. Good for him.

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we play Rice at home. JT Daniels is going to lose a third time on his third team at DKR

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Did not see this one.

 

 

Best decision that dudes ever made, just stumblefucked his way into a Rice degree

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Did not see this one.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wow he actually decided to just get a good degree. Good for him.

He’s going to end up with a Rice MBA or other high end masters out of this. If he has played his cards right he has a Bachelors from Georgia (USC would have been better but what can you do) a masters from WVU and a second one from Rice (doubt he gets to transfer anything over from WVU so hopefully he got one and stats another at Rice).

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Wow he actually decided to just get a good degree. Good for him.

The last couple of years have been bad as a rice fan. This is the one that does it for me. I hate JT Daniels. I hate his face. I hate his game. I hate how he pouts. That stupid fucking mustache. I hate that they are letting him into the school I love. Fuck this. Re-upping on all Texas related NIL ventures even though I never got my koozie or my cup.
1 hour ago, brojangles2 said:

Fuck the Brock’s.

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3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

The last couple of years have been bad as a rice fan. This is the one that does it for me. I hate JT Daniels. I hate his face. I hate his game. I hate how he pouts. That stupid fucking mustache. I hate that they are letting him into the school I love. Fuck this. Re-upping on all Texas related NIL ventures even though I never got my koozie or my cup.

 

Bravo.

The subtlety. 

The exquisite turn of phrase. 

The nuance and ambiguity that leave us with the question: "How does he REALLY feel about JT Daniels?"

 

Rice fan, he’s gotta be better than that spare who played in your bowl game.  Don’t you want to go 6-7 instead of 5-8?

15 minutes ago, Da Fino said:


The last couple of years have been bad as a rice fan. This is the one that does it for me. I hate JT Daniels. I hate his face. I hate his game. I hate how he pouts. That stupid fucking mustache. I hate that they are letting him into the school I love. Fuck this. Re-upping on all Texas related NIL ventures even though I never got my koozie or my cup.

Yeah I’m a Rice grad also and don’t love this. At one point this year we had Jim McMahon’s kid playing qb and Christian McCaffrey’s brother at WR. I was diggin that.
 

Not this ass clown.

Rice fan, he’s gotta be better than that spare who played in your bowl game.  Don’t you want to go 6-7 instead of 5-8?

No. Fuck that shit.
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

So looks like this is another QB the Horns get to face again in 2023 right ??

Fuckin' hate playin' "cougar high"

6 hours ago, MoJames said:

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99% of Hayes Fawcett's work is just applying a shitty HDR filter on everything

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

So looks like this is another QB the Horns get to face again in 2023 right ??

Fuckin' hate playin' "cougar high"

So astronomically dumb for the Big 12 to invite another institution from Texas into the P5… It’s just going to dilute the recruiting talent pool in state even further…

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7 hours ago, MoJames said:

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3 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

Bed sheets, curtains, all of it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️.  

Same. Growing up, I had unc pjs & boxer shorts, unc backpack, unc golf bag + head covers + golf towel, & a basketball signed by the ‘84 team (Kenny Smith’s sig was as important to me as MJ’s, which was/is ridiculous).

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I was kind of hoping he would move to Boca and become the next sledgehammer for Tom Herman to clumsily wield.

58 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Is that last line a Clayton Smith reference?

No. The title is cherry-picking, not dingle-berry picking. 

13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Alabama was for sure trying to buy Maye. Brazenly. I fucking hate them. Just a piece of shit program constantly getting rewarded for terrible behavior. 

I am sure Bama will land some big target. The big problem for them is that any major QB standout is making millions from here forward. Maye made money this year and he's absolutely going to make millions next year, most of it on the national NIL level. UNC's NIL machine is ultimately going to be pretty good too. 

i have less faith in Alabama hiring the right head coach through a process than i do Texas hiring the right person.

Coaches since Bryant left in 82:

  • Ray Perkins, 67.7 win%, 0 conf championships
  • Bill Curry, 72.2 win%, 0 conf champ
  • Gene Stallings, 71.3 win%, 1 conf champ, 1 NC
  • Mike Dubose, 51.1 win%, 1 conf champ
  • Fran, 68 win%, 0 conf champ
  • Mike Shula, 30.3 win%, 0 conf champ

Saban is the GOAT, obviously, but they wanted Rich Rod before he turned them down. They have a shitshow of an alumni base and all the hillbillies you can ever want.

Even if they get Dabo - which i think they do - the odds of him being half as successful as Saban is nil.

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

i have less faith in Alabama hiring the right head coach through a process than i do Texas hiring the right person.

Coaches since Bryant left in 82:

  • Ray Perkins, 67.7 win%, 0 conf championships
  • Bill Curry, 72.2 win%, 0 conf champ
  • Gene Stallings, 71.3 win%, 1 conf champ, 1 NC
  • Mike Dubose, 51.1 win%, 1 conf champ
  • Fran, 68 win%, 0 conf champ
  • Mike Shula, 30.3 win%, 0 conf champ

Saban is the GOAT, obviously, but they wanted Rich Rod before he turned them down. They have a shitshow of an alumni base and all the hillbillies you can ever want.

Even if they get Dabo - which i think they do - the odds of him being half as successful as Saban is nil.

You left off Mike Price. 

You left off Mike Price. 

True, but he lost to pussy.

Can’t hold that against him.

Two portal WRs would give us five incoming total, with only Hall (and Milton?) departing thus far. We need to clean that room out. 

Edit: Omeire too. Getting there. 

 

Edited by Red Five

Two portal WRs would give us five incoming total, with only Hall (and Milton?) departing thus far. We need to clean that room out. 
 

Holy cow you’re right! Someone should call Sark and tell him!
4 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Holy cow you’re right! Someone should call Sark and tell him!

Welcome to the internet. And to this particular subforum, where things like this are discussed. 

On the live show, Bobby and Gerry agree that Evan Stewart is staying at a&m.

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Two portal WRs would give us five incoming total, with only Hall (and Milton?) departing thus far. We need to clean that room out. 

 

Current WR room - not a lot of dead wood here to clear out. Cain maybe? Alexis maybe?

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whoever owns this, can you put your name on the 2023 tab so i can at least credit the right person? because it's awesome.

here's the link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1253781136

 

 

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

Current WR room - not a lot of dead wood here to clear out. Cain maybe? Alexis maybe?

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whoever owns this, can you put your name on the 2023 tab so i can at least credit the right person? because it's awesome.

here's the link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1253781136

 

 

Also, if you find out who owns it, can you please let them know that it's spelled "Vasek" ? 

13 minutes ago, pacman said:

On the live show, Bobby and Gerry agree that Evan Stewart is staying at a&m.

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8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 


5’10 150 is a tiny little fella. Also, his personal info is….interesting

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


5’10 150 is a tiny little fella. Also, his personal info is….interesting

 

 

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What, they couldn't name the other brother Do for the TaeKewoneDo hat trick? 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What, they couldn't name the other brother Do for the TaeKewoneDo hat trick? 

Naming him Bo seems to have worked out for them.

50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What, they couldn't name the other brother Do for the TaeKewoneDo hat trick? 

First thing I thought.  Missed opp, there.

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:


5’10 150 is a tiny little fella. Also, his personal info is….interesting

 

 

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I think this is Bo Nix's adopted brother.

6 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I think this is Bo Nix's adopted brother.

Really? What gave you that idea?

 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

What, they couldn't name the other brother Do for the TaeKewoneDo hat trick? 

And then the fourth one should've been named Dojo.

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2 hours ago, NoName said:

Current WR room - not a lot of dead wood here to clear out. Cain maybe? Alexis maybe?

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whoever owns this, can you put your name on the 2023 tab so i can at least credit the right person? because it's awesome.

here's the link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1253781136

 

 

I keep it updated based on what I see on here, so keep letting me know about needed updates.

57 minutes ago, AP101S said:

I keep it updated based on what I see on here, so keep letting me know about needed updates.

seriously thank you. it's a fantastic resource!

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