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#51
5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is false. A young Angelina Jolie was sultrier, curvier, and more screamingly hot than Fox could have dreamed of.  Fox is absolutely the off brand Jolie.  A young Jolie is up there with a young Jennifer Connolly or Monica Belluci as “the reason we invented cameras.” 

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Jolie, Connolly, and Belluci as your murderers row?  Are you me?

#54
8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do you feel this is a unique set?

It’s the rare gentleman that appreciates busty, pouty brunettes with striking cheekbones. 

#55
8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do you feel this is a unique set?

That they would be top choices out of the gate?  It's not an everyday set.  All brunettes, none of them super-skinny blondes.  It's not unheard of, but it's not the most common top tier.

#57
19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do you feel this is a unique set?

I don't know. Jolie does nothing for me. And do you like this:

Monica Bellucci Art Print featuring the digital art Young Monica Belluci Photography by Gian Paolo Barbieri by Myronchuk Lidia

#58
30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Jolie, Connolly, and Belluci as your murderers row?  Are you me?

It comes down to a young Lynda Carter or young Brigitte Bardot as the last one on my Mt. Rushmore. Probably Bardot most days. 

#59
9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

His son also likes Popeyes & gas station food, his daughter likes Crystal hot sauce, just in case you haven’t fucking heard. 

Brunettes, Popeyes, and Crystal.  Now you're just making me smile at the happy thoughts.

#62

I don't know about y'all but my murderers row is a young Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly, and Monica Belluci. Throw in some Popeyes and Crystal hot sauce, man that's heaven.

#67
1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It ain’t trivia when they pound it into the fucking ground. 

You know what might be better than Meghan Fox?  Bari's pink sauce.  It slams and goes hard.

#71
Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Stupid fucking reply. 

Something something, South Austin's mom.

Also, he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit

#79
7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is false. A young Angelina Jolie was sultrier, curvier, and more screamingly hot than Fox could have dreamed of.  Fox is absolutely the off brand Jolie.  A young Jolie is up there with a young Jennifer Connolly or Monica Belluci as “the reason we invented cameras.” 

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I get it. You are  attracted to square jawed female versions of Jon Voight. No accounting for tastes.

#81
2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Meghan Foxx is a better actress.
 

Brisket's drawer full of stolen panties from Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs is a better actress.  

#82
3 hours ago, butthurt said:

Man someone had piss in their cornflakes this morning.

Username checks out.

 

#83
48 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Brisket's drawer full of stolen panties from Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs is a better actress.  

They weren’t purchased fair and square on the open market?

#85
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man….you sound like you could really use some Popeyes to cheer you up.

Or a lengthy diatribe on the ins and outs of basketball fandom and how no one can understand it better than he.  

#88
10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Huh, you 2 broken brain assholes aren't paying attention to which shadow operative to give shit to...you chose poorly.

 

 

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#90
Just now, Samson's Wig said:

Megan Fox has children.  I feel sorry for them. 

Counterpoint:  they’ve been inside her

#92
8 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Stupid fucking reply. 

Early bender. Respect. Go back to stalking girls in the demi thread. That is a better way to get rep.

#94
7 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

I get it. You are  attracted to square jawed female versions of Jon Voight. No accounting for tastes.

Jon Voight the periodontist?

#95

 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Brisket's drawer full of stolen panties from Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs is a better actress.  

They weren’t purchased fair and square on the open market?

No, but @Neikea is sure to post them for sale in the Best Buy Coupons subforum in a matter of weeks.

#100
12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That they would be top choices out of the gate?  It's not an everyday set.  All brunettes, none of them super-skinny blondes.  It's not unheard of, but it's not the most common top tier.

top tier? I thought we have already demonstrated that just about every type is your type

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