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5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is false. A young Angelina Jolie was sultrier, curvier, and more screamingly hot than Fox could have dreamed of.  Fox is absolutely the off brand Jolie.  A young Jolie is up there with a young Jennifer Connolly or Monica Belluci as “the reason we invented cameras.” 

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Jolie, Connolly, and Belluci as your murderers row?  Are you me?

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Jolie, Connolly, and Belluci as your murderers row?  Are you me?

Do you feel this is a unique set?

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do you feel this is a unique set?

It’s the rare gentleman that appreciates busty, pouty brunettes with striking cheekbones. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do you feel this is a unique set?

That they would be top choices out of the gate?  It's not an everyday set.  All brunettes, none of them super-skinny blondes.  It's not unheard of, but it's not the most common top tier.

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do you feel this is a unique set?

I don't know. Jolie does nothing for me. And do you like this:

Monica Bellucci Art Print featuring the digital art Young Monica Belluci Photography by Gian Paolo Barbieri by Myronchuk Lidia

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Jolie, Connolly, and Belluci as your murderers row?  Are you me?

It comes down to a young Lynda Carter or young Brigitte Bardot as the last one on my Mt. Rushmore. Probably Bardot most days. 

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

His son also likes Popeyes & gas station food, his daughter likes Crystal hot sauce, just in case you haven’t fucking heard. 

Brunettes, Popeyes, and Crystal.  Now you're just making me smile at the happy thoughts.

I don't know about y'all but my murderers row is a young Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly, and Monica Belluci. Throw in some Popeyes and Crystal hot sauce, man that's heaven.

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Jolie, Connolly, and Belluci as your murderers row?  Are you me?

Bellucci managed to make Carrie Ann moss look mortal in the matrix

Spystud pays attention to the weirdest trivia...and then gets mad for knowing it. Haha

We are all pointy headed freaks in this insane asylum, pal.

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It ain’t trivia when they pound it into the fucking ground. 

You know what might be better than Meghan Fox?  Bari's pink sauce.  It slams and goes hard.

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Stupid fucking reply. 

Are you new around here?

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Stupid fucking reply. 

Something something, South Austin's mom.

Also, he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit

Man someone had piss in their cornflakes this morning.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I don't know. Jolie does nothing for me. And do you like this:

Monica Bellucci Art Print featuring the digital art Young Monica Belluci Photography by Gian Paolo Barbieri by Myronchuk Lidia

Yes. Yes I do. 

7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is false. A young Angelina Jolie was sultrier, curvier, and more screamingly hot than Fox could have dreamed of.  Fox is absolutely the off brand Jolie.  A young Jolie is up there with a young Jennifer Connolly or Monica Belluci as “the reason we invented cameras.” 

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I get it. You are  attracted to square jawed female versions of Jon Voight. No accounting for tastes.

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Meghan Foxx is a better actress.
 

Brisket's drawer full of stolen panties from Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs is a better actress.  

3 hours ago, butthurt said:

Man someone had piss in their cornflakes this morning.

Username checks out.

 

48 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Brisket's drawer full of stolen panties from Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs is a better actress.  

They weren’t purchased fair and square on the open market?

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They weren’t purchased fair and square on the open market?

"open market"

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man….you sound like you could really use some Popeyes to cheer you up.

Or a lengthy diatribe on the ins and outs of basketball fandom and how no one can understand it better than he.  

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Huh, you 2 broken brain assholes aren't paying attention to which shadow operative to give shit to...you chose poorly.

 

 

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Just now, Samson's Wig said:

Megan Fox has children.  I feel sorry for them. 

Counterpoint:  they’ve been inside her

8 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Stupid fucking reply. 

Early bender. Respect. Go back to stalking girls in the demi thread. That is a better way to get rep.

7 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

I get it. You are  attracted to square jawed female versions of Jon Voight. No accounting for tastes.

Jon Voight the periodontist?

 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Brisket's drawer full of stolen panties from Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs is a better actress.  

They weren’t purchased fair and square on the open market?

No, but @Neikea is sure to post them for sale in the Best Buy Coupons subforum in a matter of weeks.

24 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

On what goddamn planet do I beg for rep? 

Venus.

12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That they would be top choices out of the gate?  It's not an everyday set.  All brunettes, none of them super-skinny blondes.  It's not unheard of, but it's not the most common top tier.

top tier? I thought we have already demonstrated that just about every type is your type

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