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4 minutes ago, staboner said:

top tier? I thought we have already demonstrated that just about every type is your type

They have a pulse and they are breathing

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Counterpoint:  they’ve been inside her

 

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

They have a pulse and they are breathing

 

18 hours ago, butthurt said:

Man someone had piss in their cornflakes this morning.

If someone had asked "who is the one person who gets irrationally and unconsolably angry simply because they disagree with another persons taste in women"...

...and another person answered "derka".....  i totally would not have believed them.

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Derka is not the person that told Brisket he’s a stupid mother fucker. 

That’s all me. 

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21 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Meghan Foxx is a better actress.
 

She’ll be surrounded by acting heavyweights in her next movie.

 

Not sure what’s more amusing, SO2 calling someone a stupid motherfucker or someone mistaking him for Derka.

Not sure what’s more amusing, SO2 calling someone a stupid motherfucker or someone mistaking him for Derka.

It’s hard to keep track of all of the Derka permutations. And it would require that we give a shit, which most of us don’t. However, he certainly came off rather Derk-y.
20 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

On what goddamn planet do I beg for rep? 

Planetderka2.0, lol, keed,  I keed...

On 4/28/2022 at 10:12 AM, Bevo said:

I don't know. Jolie does nothing for me. And do you like this:

Monica Bellucci Art Print featuring the digital art Young Monica Belluci Photography by Gian Paolo Barbieri by Myronchuk Lidia

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  Yeah, Jolie does nothing for me. She looks like a woman who gets a lot of work done. Always hated the injected, botox look. Fox looks more natural. Though this would be what I would do to either one given the opportunity.

 

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On 4/28/2022 at 9:46 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

Was on the other night 

 

 

They left out one of the great scenes.

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And I don’t care about her career or her personal life or the creep she decided to marry. She’s still got it going on.

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14 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  Yeah, Jolie does nothing for me. She looks like a woman who gets a lot of work done. Always hated the injected, botox look. Fox looks more natural. Though this would be what I would do to either one given the opportunity.

 

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You'd piss on them? 

On 4/28/2022 at 11:02 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

It’s the rare gentleman that appreciates busty, pouty brunettes with striking cheekbones. 

I didn’t see Connie Sellecca on the list. Or Winona Ryder. We could probably come with a long list. How about Mimi Rogers? She could be pouty. What about Famke Janssen? She didn’t have large breasts but she was drop dead gorgeous in her prime.

There are so many hot, sexy celebrities and I celebrate them all regardless of hair color or skin color or breast size. As they say, variety is the spice of life.

 

14 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 Yeah, Jolie does nothing for me. She looks like a woman who gets a lot of work done. Always hated the injected, botox look. Fox looks more natural. Though this would be what I would do to either one given the opportunity.

That’s just weird. In her prime she was a smoke show. And she bared the goods. And they were natural and mighty fine. 

If we are doing brunettes, pencil in ‘80s era Tania Coleridge for me …

 

 

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are these cheeks or cheekbones?

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On 4/30/2022 at 3:08 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

They left out one of the great scenes.

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Lucille! 

 

 

On 4/30/2022 at 3:12 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

And I don’t care about her career or her personal life or the creep she decided to marry. She’s still got it going on.

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I’d wear her thighs like a feedbag. 

 

 

On 4/30/2022 at 4:50 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Does anyone have a problem with Raquel’s cheekbones?

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GOAT. 

9 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

I thought Angelina no longer has tits, and I don't have a tits time machine.

Solid band name

9 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

tits time machine.

I would go see that band

A lot of marriages and maybe even the world might be saved with a tits time machine, and I can finally return to the womb along with my grievances.

On 4/29/2022 at 9:24 AM, atomheartbevo said:

She’ll be surrounded by acting heavyweights in her next movie.

 

A bunch of older white and hispanic guys and one black dude.  Expendables 5: Surly Horns Happy Hour  

On 4/30/2022 at 3:50 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Does anyone have a problem with Raquel’s cheekbones?

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I don't really care cause she's incapacitated

33 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

A lot of marriages and maybe even the world might be saved with a tits time machine, and I can finally return to the womb along with my grievances.

Aren’t you a little large to fit back in there now?

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