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How drunk do you have to be to enter the cheese rolling race?

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I my younger self would have loved to do this.  It was on the bucket list at one point

I believe this was on one episode of the Amazing Race.  Still one of the funniest scenes on TV.

Asian guy (blue/black shirt bottom of screen) at :42 decided it was nap time. 

I have never seen nor heard of this, and it is maybe the best thing I've ever seen.  I'm surprised necks aren't snapped at a high rate.

18 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

What determines the winner?

if he dies, he dies

Oh man, some good LOLs on that video for sure.  I'd say about 7 beers to do it...

I went to this about 2013. Stood at the top just because of where we parked.

https://www.gettyimages.no/event/cheese-rolling-in-wake-169675807#/contestants-in-the-mens-race-chase-a-cheese-down-the-steep-gradient-picture-id169553497

that's me in the orange behind the S in "thanks", my wife next to me for all you wanting pics.

That hill is even steeper than it looks, and it has huge ruts from erosion. Some guy stepped in a hole on a run that day and fucked his leg. It was so steep he had to kind of slide down partway to get to a spot where they could get him on a stretcher and get him the rest of the way down.

Some guy dressed in a stars and stripes body suit won his heat, first American to win.

Typical pussy Brit govt. tried to shut it down because it's too dangerous. To their credit the locals said FU and just showed up and did it, though they used a styrofoam cheese that year instead of the real thing. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Robin Masters said:

 

Some guy dressed in a stars and stripes body suit won his heat, first American to win.

 

 

 

Yes, I noticed the article said he was from Colorada Springs...

That would be one hellova troll job.

 

get to the bottom first and it's not even real cheese... just a floaty for the lake.

11 hours ago, Robin Masters said:

I....

Typical pussy Brit govt. tried to shut it down because it's too dangerous. To their credit the locals said FU and just showed up and did it, though they used a styrofoam cheese that year instead of the real thing. 

 

 

Yeah, because the real cheese was the dangerous part.

11 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I keep thinking these are Sconnis that do this but theyre english men

We do. Just not as organized and in the winter at midnight. Suicide Hill was almost vertical. And more dangerous if using a carton from the appliance store's recycling bin instead of a toboggan.

Not finding picture of Suicide Hill. This was the bunny slope.

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Doing reverse doughnuts in the snowy parking lot afterwards in someone's family's minivan really heightened the sensation we were going to tip over and die. 

7 hours ago, miguelito said:

Yeah, because the real cheese was the dangerous part.

Well, yeah, it was--it's a 9-lb. wheel of cheese rolling at people at 70 mph.  That's definitely the kind of thing that could fuck you up.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Well, yeah, it was--it's a 9-lb. wheel of cheese rolling at people at 70 mph.  That's definitely the kind of thing that could fuck you up.

If someone was superhuman enough to actually get in front of the cheese on that slope, the impact wouldn't be more than an antbite

If someone was superhuman enough to actually get in front of the cheese on that slope, the impact wouldn't be more than an antbite

There’s a whole crowd of spectators at the bottom.


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Would rather do this than the running of the bulls.  This just looks like more fun

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