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Stevens gives up 4 runs like fucking clockwork. 

Biggest thing I’m seeing vs Pete and Tristan is these good hitters aren’t scared of the fastball so they are willing to wait and let the ball get deeper.  Let’s them take more pitches. 

3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He’s earned that 4.50 ERA fair and square!

6.35 today.

So far...

7.94 now. 

Edited by ztejas

Hey look! Another fly ball Kennedy catches 

Yeah, fuck this.

There have been objectively worse seasons, and recently, at that, but I have had less fun watching this team probably than any. 

 

Maybe it's just Texas fatigue.  I have a harder and harder time giving a shit about any of this.

Edited by TwiceHorn

Okie Lite would have scored No Runs this inning if umpire doesn't miss strike three call on 2nd batter that walked this inning...

 

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Biggest thing I’m seeing vs Pete and Tristan is these good hitters aren’t scared of the fastball so they are willing to wait and let the ball get deeper.  Let’s them take more pitches. 

no one is scared of our pitching staff at all.  

Last night I can live with because we had to swallow a rare bad Pete outing. This is just fucking embarrassing. 

Welp, just about time to check on the UFC prelims.

God dammit.

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Okie Lite would have score No Runs this inning if umpire doesn't miss strike three on 2nd batter that walked this inning...

 

1 missed call isn't license to give up 3 though

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

.. and another one for the calculator.

Smooth 9.52 (not that the 2nd one here was really his fault).

Please start Gordon next Saturday...

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Who recruited this dogshit staff?

jimmyjazz will be along shortly to tell you not to worry and that it's like you've never watched baseball before.

Just now, ztejas said:

Smooth 9.52 (not that the 2nd one here was really his fault).

Please start Gordon next Saturday...

And Morehouse on Sunday

20220430_160455.thumb.jpg.88ef510ea204a6554350e1c7c2e70a8c.jpgSilas takin a siesta there on the left. Mother fuck I'm letting it go and Horns are gonna wake the Fuck up. Opportunity to see if this team can say fuck no and make adversity suck their dick. Get fuckin runners on and big crooked number these shaggy wigger hicks. Pitcher sure as shit should be iced.

So Tristan hasn't been the worst pitcher today. 

 

Not even remotely close actually. 

2 outs first and third and gives up 5 runs. Should come pitch for the Rangers. 

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Pierce is obviously don't give a shit mode.

It's fucking amazing this team is ranked 10th.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

1 missed call isn't license to give up 3 though

Er, 7 and counting.  That was rather crushed 

half of our staff should be pitching for Kansas and the like...

Just now, dcar00 said:

Pierce is obviously don't give a shit mode.

It's fucking amazing this team is ranked 10th.

won't be ranked 10 much longer.  this team is just rank.

What horrible fucking weekend all around for Texas sports

Just now, Hammerin Hank said:

Get him out of there

I'm fine with him finishing the game.  no reason to eat more pitchers.

This is not second guessing because I thought it before the change, but where is Oliveras?   He should have been the call, not Sthele. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

What horrible fucking weekend all around for Texas sports

Why? Softball is up 2-0. 

Did you think someone was getting drafted? 

Old boy just made the first and last outs of the inning

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