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^please don't let that be the highlight of our playoffs

I'm till pissed about that game. No, we didn't play to our potential, but CGY was getting gimme calls all game. It should have been 1-1 at the end of the 3rd.

Oh well, go wreck shit tomorrow and then come back home and put these bitches away. We have given them all the we can at this point. We gotta go for the throat

Lets be the anti-Mavs game 5 on the road.  Stars in 6 bitches.

Jesus, that was embarrassing. They never even controlled the puck.

Things better than the Dallas Stars' power play:

- Lincoln Riley's brisket

- Warm beer

- Herpes

- BJ Foster's commitment to playing team defense

- The handling of internal complaints of sexual assault in the Michigan State women's gymnastics program 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Things better than the Dallas Stars' power play:

- Lincoln Riley's brisket

- Warm beer

- Herpes

- BJ Foster's commitment to playing team defense

- The handling of internal complaints of sexual assault in the Michigan State women's gymnastics program 


Also better than the Star’s power play:

Lincoln Riley’s brisket, herpes, BJ Foster, Larry Nasser, and a Warm Beer all putting on skates for the first time and trying to score on the power play. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Things better than the Dallas Stars' power play:

- Lincoln Riley's brisket

- Warm beer

- Herpes

- BJ Foster's commitment to playing team defense

- The handling of internal complaints of sexual assault in the Michigan State women's gymnastics program 

- Reading Derkatribes in the basketball forum

- Listening to a Jerry Jones press conference

- Watching Senate hearings

- Longhorn baseball in ‘22

- Mavs’ role players in Phoenix

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Also better than the Star’s power play:

Lincoln Riley’s brisket, herpes, BJ Foster, Larry Nasser, and a Warm Beer all putting on skates for the first time and trying to score on the power play. 

Nassar was a demon on the counter back in his day. 

Why did they stop play for that?

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Why did they stop play for that?

because Johnny Hockey is a pussy

Fucking ridiculous. They probably have a better shot at scoring a goal short handed than on the PP.

It's like watching a bunch of retards try and hump a doorknob. 

Listening to this chick is like rubbing my dick with a cheese grater. 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Listening to this chick is like rubbing my dick with a cheese grater. 

It's like watching a Dallas Stars power play. 

THERE YA GO KID! 

Well deserved. He's been putting some great shit on net tonight. 

Fuck this. Synching with the ticket

Listening to this chick is like rubbing my dick with a cheese grater. 

Switch over to Bally. She sucks ass.
Just now, ztejas said:

I need an explanation here. 

“I thought it said Pinchers the Korean… but I clicked the link and it said Pinchers with the Korean tags”

10 minutes ago, pops said:

Fuck this. Synching with the ticket

My issue is Hulu is so far behind I never can sync with radio because it won't let the radio be the one you stop and wait for the TV to catch up. I could stream it but it's slightly better coming strait though the damn Roku.

This cunt is awful but I like Steve Levi between the periods.

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Switch over to Bally. She sucks ass.

I'm 390 miles from calgary. No ballys option for me

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

My issue is Hulu is so far behind I never can sync with radio because it won't let the radio be the one you stop and wait for the TV to catch up. I could stream it but it's slightly better coming strait though the damn Roku.

This cunt is awful but I like Steve Levi between the periods.

I just have the stream going on my phone but it is behind espn. But if you use the stream you could use to pause the ticket until Hulu catches up

19 minutes ago, pops said:

Listening to this chick is like rubbing my dick with a cheese grater. 

I'm not judging you, but...

I am listening to Craig Way and The Greatness of Josh and Razor damn near every single game. Time is immaterial. It is the future in unseen waves coming to this thing we call a radio. Then it happens on tv. 

But I got Bally's. 

11 minutes ago, pops said:

I just have the stream going on my phone but it is behind espn. But if you use the stream you could use to pause the ticket until Hulu catches up

Hmm I couldn't pause the Longhorn radio stream last year but maybe I can pause the ticket I'll give it a go

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Hmm I couldn't pause the Longhorn radio stream last year but maybe I can pause the ticket I'll give it a go

Get the sportsday app. Can rewind an hour

I'm 390 miles from calgary. No ballys option for me

I’m less than half that distance from dallas. Look for me in the stands Friday night.

A picture of this Leah chick is in my dictionary under the definition of Karen. Weird. 

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Has Kiviranta scored a goal since that G7 hat trick?


man we’ve got like 9 guys playing tonight that have done less in their entire career than that. 


man we’ve got like 9 guys playing tonight that have done less in their entire career than that. 
I'm honestly trying to find something to be upset about beyond Raffl playing on the top line.
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

man we’ve got like 9 guys playing tonight that have done less in their entire career than that. 

I'm honestly trying to find something to be upset about beyond Raffl playing on the top line.

There is nothing to be upset about. We’re a huge underdog. We’ve got 1 great forward line and 3 below average lines below it. Joel Kiviranta not bringing enough is on Nill for roster construction, not on the player.   I’m just enjoying the ride. 

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