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We have officially entered the dog days of the offseason.  From here until the time that toe meets leather on September 3rd, I will concern myself with ONLY the most pressing issues in the entire world.  

 

A "WTF" emoji 

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or maybe

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I think I've used the Homer Simpson drool emoji once.  That must be just for GM Steakhouse and SSS only?

 

So would that be a pos or neg emoji?

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

So would that be a pos or neg emoji?

You know, I thought about that for a while and couldn't decide.  Right now we have a total of 6 but only the "Fuck you" is a neg.  Should probably make WTF a pos rep just to keep it simple.

I use the Homer emoji to imply I find a post asinine. But positive reinforcement blunts my meaning.

I am not in the habit of saying ‘fuck you’ to dullards. Then again, I have been rewarding them. I guess I am the idiot. 
 

Edited to suggest this image for a second neg rep:

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Edited by Willfully Horn

still holding out for rep comments.

Even the cunty ones were funny.

13 hours ago, slorch said:

still holding out for rep comments.

Even the cunty ones were funny.

Agreed.  The only way to approximate it is to edit your post.

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Like this shit. Fuck Tom Herman.

*wistfully remembers various paragraphs from Derka*

Someone accused me of sending them a dick pic on the old site. It was a neg comment - 8==D

LTT's were always CUNT-ageous. and funny.

It just allowed for some context on comments and shit that might not be relevant to the thread.

 

I like the Ha Ha idea.

I think the software limits the emojis to six. If true, I propose getting rid of the 'like' emoji since its more or less redundant with the 'hook em' and replacing it with either the Ha Ha (as a neg) or a 'thanks' as a pos or a 'wtf' as neutral (is such a things as neutral even possible?)

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I like the Ha Ha idea.

I think the software limits the emojis to six. If true, I propose getting rid of the 'like' emoji since its more or less redundant with the 'hook em' and replacing it with either the Ha Ha (as a neg) or a 'thanks' as a pos or a 'wtf' as neutral (is such a things as neutral even possible?)

I don't do the hook em.

Weird, but everyone here ain't a Horn. FWIW, the reason I don't use it is that I feel it would imply that I am one; and  I don't wish to convey that, even in the most positive of manners.

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i'm sticking to my wish for a rep-neutral eyeroll 🙄

would do wonders for the babies that get all bent out of shape over rep 🙄🙄🙄

On 5/5/2022 at 4:37 PM, slorch said:

I don't do the hook em.

Weird, but everyone here ain't a Horn. FWIW, the reason I don't use it is that I feel it would imply that I am one; and  I don't wish to convey that, even in the most positive of manners.

 

Don't worry, no one here would ever mistake you for being a Horn.

 

 

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11 hours ago, immamac said:

Which do we replace?FAAFO? 

HELL FUCKING NO

Philly mascot needs to stay.  It's just too versatile.

Replace Homer with eye roll. I’d prefer jaguar fan, but any type of WTF is needed. 

America rep is not needed 

do we really need both heart and hook 'em?

On 8/5/2022 at 5:16 PM, elfenix said:

do we really need both heart and hook 'em?

Agree. Both represent same thing 

On 5/5/2022 at 6:37 PM, mchookem said:

i'm sticking to my wish for a rep-neutral eyeroll 🙄

would do wonders for the babies that get all bent out of shape over rep 🙄🙄🙄

Eye roll works for me. I can’t do the negative rep anymore unless someone just comes after me with a vengeance and even then…I just so seldomly use it for reasons I’ve already said. 

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On 5/1/2022 at 3:25 PM, Celery Man said:

Someone accused me of sending them a dick pic on the old site. It was a neg comment - 8==D

Your balls are half the size of your dickhead?  Yikes. 

Do you jack off with tweezers?

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Homer drool +rep seems kind of underrated/under utilized imo.

I personally find it to be quite versatile, although Philly flyer guy might be my #1 (other than classic Hook ‘Em of course) 

…Rep comments were a fuckin’ great read on TOS. 

I miss leaving rep comments.

10 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

Homer drool +rep seems kind of underrated/under utilized imo.

Shank thread ---------->

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It looks like the background has been edited out of the FAFO emoji.  Can we do the same with the PYA?

It would be cleaner, you know, like getting rid of the "The" from "The Facebook."

Is the PYA a pos/ neutral/ or neg?

Only wanting to know because it applies to some funny posts, but don't want to neg people.

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48 minutes ago, slorch said:

Is the PYA a pos/ neutral/ or neg?

Only wanting to know because it applies to some funny posts, but don't want to neg people.

My understanding is The Finger is the only neg rep.

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Two things:

Can we get Nelson Ha Ha as the "laugh emoji?"

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Where are we on getting this background edited out on PYA?

Man I miss rep comments in three ways. First it was so therapeutic to unload on someone. Second, it was great getting comments. Third, it was hilarious when people would post the comments they got. There are some hilarious people on this site and their comments are gold. 

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There you go.  It's a little raggedy but a micro-scale it should look OK. 

Edited by Bullneck

On 8/5/2022 at 5:16 PM, elfenix said:

do we really need both heart and hook 'em?

I’m not a Horn so I never felt right using the Hook’em emoji, Heart works for me. 

Is that what that is? I always thought it meant rock on.

 

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Would it be possible to move The Finger to the end of the posrep list so those of us with fat fingers don’t accidentally neg someone ?

What about "beating a dead horse" emoji? You get kicked off the thread if you get a certain number for that specific thread post and can't post on that thread for 48 hours.  Once you get mutiple thread "beating a dead horse" kick outs you get the emoji next to your avatar until you stop beating fucking dead horses 

Eye roll -1

Middle finger -2

Goatse rep -3

This will help make crowd sourcing more efficient and save a few CR posters from getting carpal tunnel syndrome. (Btw, Is that still a thing?)

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Thanks for keeping both the Hook'em and heart.  I use heart mainly when people are discussing medical issues or some other issues that where a Hook'em doesn't seem appropriate.  More to show sympathy or empathy. 

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I didn't think it was worth starting a new thread for this question:

If I'm on a fast moving thread and the last post (and the first one I see) quotes someone from two or three pages back, is there a button to press that can take me to the quoted post without having to hunt for it?

@immamac

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