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Chicago carjackers jumped in the river and couldn’t swim?

Season 9 What GIF by The Office
 

oh shit just realized this was you.  Got damn doc.  Glad it was just a car and a watch

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You can only blame yourself. Nothing good happens after 2am

Edited by TonyTexas

Hey two of them are dead so you have that going for you. 

Edited by ztejas

Glad that at least they didn't ventilate you with a gun. Doubt you could have helped yourself much, Doc.

Edited by Longhornstampede

Maybe it's all just a strange dream you had last night.

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Were they wearing Tesla hats and yell out this is twitter country?

City folk are so sophisticated...

 

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10 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

you're an armed carjacker?

Obviously.  I’m brown. 

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46 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Maybe it's all just a strange dream you had last night.

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That happened.  I party really hard.  Surly style.  Edit:   My driver 

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He said I got carjacked but what he meant was you got carjacked. 

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Btw, a $550k watch?  I could be a bazillionaire, and I wouldn’t buy a watch like that.  No offense

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Btw, a $550k watch?  I could be a bazillionaire, and I wouldn’t buy a watch like that.  No offense

In his defense, he’s a sooner.

Thank goodness Billy is ok. Chi has good insurance. Billy needs a sidekick with a tooly. 

23 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

you're an armed carjacker?

See post #17, apparently it's Miss Daisy.

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3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Btw, a $550k watch?  I could be a bazillionaire, and I wouldn’t buy a watch like that.  No offense

Honestly, if I ever meet chi, I might rob him if he is sporting a watch like that. That is stupid shit your wife does, it is a watch. Lulz. 

Think OP may have offset his frustration of the carjacking with his abject excitement of posting the price of his car and watch on surly

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3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

There are humblebrags, and there are humblebrags.
 

Humble is not a word that should ever be used to describe ChiTownDoc

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15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Btw, a $550k watch?  I could be a bazillionaire, and I wouldn’t buy a watch like that.  No offense

Patek 40th anniversary.  Bought it 120.  Was worth 550 when jacked.  Close to million now.  So you should be more like me.  Obviously 

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8 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

Think OP may have offset his frustration of the carjacking with his abject excitement of posting the price of his car and watch on surly

Um. Yes.  I actually do feel that way.  

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11 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Honestly, if I ever meet chi, I might rob him if he is sporting a watch like that. That is stupid shit your wife does, it is a watch. Lulz. 

See above.  Have made few million on watches.  On paper.  Just like when they cremate my ass.  I’ll have done really well - on paper.  And in the sack.  Not Johnny.  

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Chicago carjackers jumped in the river and couldn’t swim?

Season 9 What GIF by The Office
 

oh shit just realized this was you.  Got damn doc.  Glad it was just a car and a watch

Whoa.  Watch was in your state for the SB.  And it wasn’t a hold up.  Bc I’ll happily die before you take $1 from me.  This post will age well. 

26 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Honestly, if I ever meet chi, I might rob him if he is sporting a watch like that. That is stupid shit your wife does, it is a watch. Lulz. 

Why did he buy a $550k watch?  Because he could. 
 

Dont be a hater. 

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Rolls with a driver is not fucking around. That’s Surly 0.001%. Goddamn. 

33 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Why did he buy a $550k watch?  Because he could. 
 

Dont be a hater. 

Never would have guessed you would be a Stan. Open wide. Lulz.

58 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Patek 40th anniversary.  Bought it 120.  Was worth 550 when jacked.  Close to million now.  So you should be more like me.  Obviously 

does it count your steps? 

Is the Patek not water resistant? You should pick up one of these bad boys

 

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53 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Probably got your grey poupon too.

And the Creedence.

This is not how you humble brag

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Or maybe it is. What the fuck do I know

Got damn, doc. What are you doing posting here? If I had that kind of scratch, I’d have somebody else post for me

If you don't buy a $550K watch, how else would you post on Surly about your $550K watch?

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