May 1, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: That happened. I party really hard. Surly style. Edit: My driver He’s behind all this
May 1, 20223 yr Rolls with a driver is not fucking around. That’s Surly 0.001%. Goddamn. Unless his driver is a topless big tittied coed, that’s only Surly 0.002% at best.
May 1, 20223 yr Sorry Man. I know it’s stuff, but violation that can’t be easy. At least they didn’t ask you to save the bastards.
May 1, 20223 yr 54 minutes ago, Homercles said: He’s behind all this Juicy Somellier is his driver? Edited May 1, 20223 yr by ztejas
May 1, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: https://abc7chicago.com/illinois-state-police-chase-chicago-carjacking-crime/11806552/ I’m famous. So that’s a 600k car and 550k watch in a few months. And I still won’t move. OU sucks Your watch is worth more than all of my possessions combined.
May 1, 20223 yr Hot damn I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good. @ChiTownDoc is a the biggest non-humble a-hole and he's also a sooner freakshow, but I still like him. Glad you're alright, sorry about the loss of your driver's car and/or watch or whatever.
May 1, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: Patek 40th anniversary. Bought it 120. Was worth 550 when jacked. Close to million now. So you should be more like me. Obviously I can appreciate the investment angle, but walking around actually wearing a $500k watch is Lil Wayne level moronic 3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: @closetojumping goes here. ChiTown probably wipes his ass with CTJ, and drives around with a PortaShower behind his Rolls so CTJ can clean up between dumps. Edited May 1, 20223 yr by Blotto
May 1, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: Patek 40th anniversary. Bought it 120. Was worth 550 when jacked. Close to million now. So you should be more like me. Obviously This. The right watches are an asset that appreciates. Because Covid did stupid stuff with luxury items watches have been extra lucrative if you know what to look for or trade into. That watch is too expensive for me though.
May 1, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, Blotto said: I can appreciate the investment angle, but walking around actually wearing a $500k watch is Lil Wayne level moronic Excuse my poors, but do thieves study enough to know the difference between a $5k watch and a $500k watch at a glance? Is there a school for this?
May 1, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, aggie08 said: Excuse my poors, but do thieves study enough to know the difference between a $5k watch and a $500k watch at a glance? Is there a school for this? You ain't poor if you're spotting a 500k Patek and taking it off a guy.
May 1, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, pops said: You ain't poor if you're spotting a 500k Patek and taking it off a guy. Wait, ChiTown is the thief that stole the watch and then drove the RR into Lake Michigan? The plot thickens.
May 1, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, pops said: You ain't poor if you're spotting a 500k Patek and taking it off a guy. Touche. So this is the Danny Ocean crew.
May 1, 20223 yr you know what I do when I'm feeling frustrated or down, is I pick up one of my guitars and I strum on it and noodle around a bit. relaxes me, makes me feel good. you should pick up guitar. Head over to the Guitar Pron thread and we'll tell you what all gear you need as well as some quick stuff about the Surly guitar tontine.
May 1, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: That happened. I party really hard. Surly style. Edit: My driver
May 1, 20223 yr I stayed at the Peninsula in Chicago in December 2019 and had a Rolls Royce take us to OHR. This thread his home.
May 1, 20223 yr Popular Post 4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: There are humblebrags, and there are humblebrags. Lobo taps out, Chitown steps the fuck up. The universe is back in balance.
May 1, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: There are humblebrags, and there are humblebrags. Lobo taps out, ChiTown steps the fuck up. The universe is back in balance.
May 1, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, bschoolprof said: Rolls with a driver is not fucking around. That’s Surly 0.001%. Goddamn. The 550k watch didn’t give that away?
May 1, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: There are humblebrags, and there are humblebrags. Lobo taps out, ChiTown steps the fuck up. The universe is back in balance.
May 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said: Your watch is worth more than all of my possessions combined. *one of your two dozen watches 52 minutes ago, aggie08 said: Excuse my poors, but do thieves study enough to know the difference between a $5k watch and a $500k watch at a glance? Is there a school for this? You can assume whoever is in that 600k car probably has a >5k watch on. 6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: Lobo taps out, ChiTown steps the fuck up. The universe is back in balance. Bragging about losing 1mm in an instant > bragging about your buddy fucking Ted Cruz’s wife.
May 1, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: Patek 40th anniversary. Bought it 120. Was worth 550 when jacked. Close to million now. So you should be more like me. Obviously have you seen the new omega swatch watches ?
May 1, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, fattyflattie said: Bragging about losing 1mm in an instant > bragging about your buddy fucking Ted Cruz’s wife. Well sure. Frequency dials way down, impact dials way up....but it's still balance.
May 1, 20223 yr Just now, Surly Bevo said: Well sure. Frequency dials way down, impact dials way up....but it's still balance. I missed lobo tapping out? Everything ok?
May 1, 20223 yr No shit. Sounds like doc needs to upgrade to a driver with a different set of skills.
May 1, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: https://abc7chicago.com/illinois-state-police-chase-chicago-carjacking-crime/11806552/ I’m famous. So that’s a 600k car and 550k watch in a few months. And I still won’t move. OU sucks You need a wingman, I’m available
May 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Celery Man said: you know what I do when I'm feeling frustrated or down, is I pick up one of my guitars and I strum on it and noodle around a bit. relaxes me, makes me feel good. you should pick up guitar. Head over to the Guitar Pron thread and we'll tell you what all gear you need as well as some quick stuff about the Surly guitar tontine. That’s cute. ChiTown relaxes by going to auctions at Christie’s to be the high bidder for Jimmy Page’s guitar from Led Zeppelin’s 1975 performance at London’s Earls Court.
May 1, 20223 yr I stayed at the Peninsula in Chicago in December 2019 and had a Rolls Royce take us to OHR. This thread his home. I used to fish there at the Calumet River where they drowned. That river makes the Hudson look like the Ozarks. Hits close to home also.
May 1, 20223 yr Author God damn you fucking idiots. The watch was a separate occasion. Chubb loves me. Also I can’t believe I posted this shit here lol. i ‘quit’ blow a month ago. I’m gonna reconsider that shit.
May 1, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said: God damn you fucking idiots. The watch was a separate occasion. Chubb loves me. Also I can’t believe I posted this shit here lol. i ‘quit’ blow a month ago. I’m gonna reconsider that shit. Easy, man! You can blame the dudes that drowned for the dead hookers in your trunk. You’re good.
May 1, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, davidg said: No shit. Sounds like doc needs to upgrade to a driver with a different set of skills. You rang? Available for the right $$$$. Edited May 1, 20223 yr by RPM
May 1, 20223 yr 26 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said: God damn you fucking idiots. The watch was a separate occasion. Chubb loves me. I’m also drunk. And figured that out earlier, after I posted. But your point stands.
May 1, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, SimonBolivar said: Your watch is worth more than all of my possessions combined.
May 1, 20223 yr Why did he buy a $550k watch? Because he could. Dont be a hater. 120, which was practically an investment. That type of watch only goes up in value. Like doc said, he would be at 1 million w a 120k investment…diff stratosphere and different type of investment planning when you’re up there, lol. Tells us more, did the cowards point that shit at you or did they just flash their guns…takes a special type of idiot to actually point the fucking weapon. Glad you’re ok man.
May 1, 20223 yr He wasn’t held up, this was in reply to Bruin. 7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: Whoa. Watch was in your state for the SB. And it wasn’t a hold up. Bc I’ll happily die before you take $1 from me. This post will age well.
May 1, 20223 yr Author 8 minutes ago, texas08 said: 120, which was practically an investment. That type of watch only goes up in value. Like doc said, he would be at 1 million w a 120k investment…diff stratosphere and different type of investment planning when you’re up there, lol. Tells us more, did the cowards point that shit at you or did they just flash their guns…takes a special type of idiot to actually point the fucking weapon. Glad you’re ok man. I was getting shitfaced in the bar. I would have been incredibly stupid if I was in the car.
May 1, 20223 yr Just proof that you can take the Sooner out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the Sooner
May 1, 20223 yr We built this city on stolen rolls. why your driver gotta drive other folks around tho?
May 1, 20223 yr Popular Post 7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: God damn you fucking idiots. The watch was a separate occasion. Chubb loves me. Also I can’t believe I posted this shit here lol. i ‘quit’ blow a month ago. I’m gonna reconsider that shit. Maybe try explaining what the fuck happened next time instead of posting some stupid link with a vague story about a carjacking. But hey, choosing cocaine over meth is actually really impressive for a sooner. Congratulations
May 1, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, fattyflattie said: The 550k watch didn’t give that away? Well, yeah, that too.
May 1, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, fattyflattie said: I missed lobo tapping out? Everything ok? He couldn't take all the length...
May 1, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, Bevo said: Hey, how do you sell a million dollar watch? https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/forum/19-best-buy-coupons/
May 1, 20223 yr 16 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said: Obviously. I’m brown. You make that kinda scratch working for UPS?
May 1, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, Cajun said: You make that kinda scratch working for UPS? You do when you steal all the packages from luxurywatches.com.
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