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    So we have dudes on here trying to "out badass" a girl w/.....softball stories?  hahaha, whooo you boys are made up of that aggy ruff stuff, real tuff, jizz jar mojo. 

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  • I am a woman.  I have a degree in Biology from The University of Texas at Austin.  I also have an MPH and am board certified in Molecular Biology, but that won't make a shit to you you fucking troglod

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2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Seriously when will we get some fucking relief in Austin?

If things keep going the way they've been going, I'll be able to convince the wife to move to New England or other parts north.

31 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Seriously when will we get some fucking relief in Austin?

Late October usually. 

New employee at work already lamenting moving to Texas. So we got that going for us. 

36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If things keep going the way they've been going, I'll be able to convince the wife to move to New England or other parts north.

If it wasn't for family I would've been out of here on oh about July 2011

45 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Seriously when will we get some fucking relief in Austin?

Second weekend of October.  

34 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

If it wasn't for family I would've been out of here on oh about July 2011

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I've had my fill of hot summers.

It may take a few more years, but I will find my place up north that's not too hot in the summers, with a nice big pond, and build my own Red Green Possum Lodge-inspired lodge.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I've had my fill of hot summers.

It may take a few more years, but I will find my place up north that's not too hot in the summers, with a nice big pond, and build my own Red Green Possum Lodge-inspired lodge.

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2 hours ago, YChang said:

In the Bay Area right now... coworkers are freaking out about it hitting 90 something this weekend in the area. And I'm like... I forgot how pleasant the summers are out here. 

Yeah but no AC during heat waves is brutal. 

27 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The amount of people that hang out and swim in that lake is disgusting. I understand maybe over by red bud where it's the outflow from Lake Austin but over underneath all of those bridges is some nasty ass water. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

If things keep going the way they've been going, I'll be able to convince the wife to move to New England or other parts north.

I enjoyed living in upstate NY for several years, but I don't think the NE area is anywhere I'd want to live now.

I lived in the Midwest for several years. Unless you’ve lived there, you have no idea how long and brutal the winters are. I’d still take the hot summers here. But just barely. 
 

the key is to get millions of dollars and live in coastal California. 

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Fucking Blastfurnace for sure. In Vegas and flights are all fucked up because of the heat and I've been at the airport almost 9 hours now. Hit 111 today 

50 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I enjoyed living in upstate NY for several years, but I don't think the NE area is anywhere I'd want to live now.

Good buddy moved to Buffalo a few years back. Wife got the big promotion. He is in landscape/nursery too and a musician. He's doing ok but had to get a snowblower to make trails for the dogs to go piss. The Chihuahuas were not going in that massive pile of snow. 

They don't start seriously gardening until Memorial Day. 

14 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Good buddy moved to Buffalo a few years back. Wife got the big promotion. He is in landscape/nursery too and a musician. He's doing ok but had to get a snowblower to make trails for the dogs to go piss. The Chihuahuas were not going in that massive pile of snow. 

They don't start seriously gardening until Memorial Day. 

where I lived the golf courses were open April to September.  The rest of the year was spent indoors drinking. 

You can pretty much do shit here outdoors year round.  It's uncomfortable, but possible.  

2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

where I lived the golf courses were open April to September.  The rest of the year was spent indoors drinking. 

You can pretty much do shit here outdoors year round.  It's uncomfortable, but possible.  

He's had a few gigs up there. Winter is spent in the greenhouse now. A lot of the guys go on unemployment all winter. Mind bottling. 

26 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Good buddy moved to Buffalo a few years back. Wife got the big promotion. He is in landscape/nursery too and a musician. He's doing ok but had to get a snowblower to make trails for the dogs to go piss. The Chihuahuas were not going in that massive pile of snow. 

They don't start seriously gardening until Memorial Day. 

Yeah, I was out around Saratoga Springs. The cold and snow didn't bother me once I got acclimated. The short winter days did.

7 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Yeah, I was out around Saratoga Springs. The cold and snow didn't bother me once I got acclimated. The short winter days did.

It's the night people's job to get the day people's money. So saith Ray Wylie.

This time of year I could use a lot less of that angry ball of fire. 

I will say... my favorite thing about Texas summers... it feels like sex when you're outside at 4 in the morning. 

At least this year we won't be subjected to 500 posts from Lobo whining about having to hydrate his kids before they go outside.

16 hours ago, Dewey said:

Second weekend of October.  

 

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A dehumidifier helps make me feel cooler when the AC sucks and the fan is just blowing hot air around. 

im in gtown and it when i walk outside it feels like everyone in the world is throwing warm wet raw oysters at me

Well it’s fucking awesome that my main HVAC started tripping the breaker today. On bright side leaving this blast furnace for colorado tomorrow. My secondary gonna have to hold things down for a couple weeks. 

3 hours ago, staboner said:

im in gtown and it when i walk outside it feels like everyone in the world is throwing warm wet raw oysters at me

Like going down on South Austin's mom.

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

At least this year we won't be subjected to 500 posts from Lobo whining about having to hydrate his kids before they go outside.

That shit is ridiculous. That's what God made garden hoses for...

 

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10 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

At least this year we won't be subjected to 500 posts from Lobo whining about having to hydrate his kids before they go outside.

What happened to Lobo? 

@Anastasis just got back from Lake City, Colorado, highs were in the 70’s. It was 106 in Amarillo today.

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Lobo lost it, turned in his wings. 

His ego was writing checks his posting couldn't cash. 

From today. Ho. Lee. Fuk. 

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Although people are calling that out as inaccurate. Which makes sense since I don't think it got above 102ish in Austin today. 

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Power in my brother's neighborhood in Colleyville has been out since this afternoon.  Everyone is sleeping over at my place tonight.  Just went back to grab the precious eggs and milk lol.  It is not even officially summer yet!!!

I’m sitting on a deck on Lake LBJ drinking Dos X.  And sweating.  But all and all it’s alright 

On 6/10/2022 at 8:47 PM, ztejas said:

The amount of people that hang out and swim in that lake is disgusting. I understand maybe over by red bud where it's the outflow from Lake Austin but over underneath all of those bridges is some nasty ass water. 

I used to kayak down  there every weekend. Then one time I jumped in to cool off, and my skin immediately began to itch. 

Never again

Have an '80s build home with an A/C that's 20 years old. A few months ago we got new windows put in to replace the old single-pane aluminum windows. I finally bit the bullet on them because of the winters. During the big freeze, literally had ice on the interior window frames. And even in normal winters you can feel the cold radiating through them.

But damn if it might not have a bigger impact in the summer. Even in temps over 100 degrees I'm noticing that the air seems to be keeping up just fine (knock on wood). And when the sun used to shine through the window, it would mean the spot on the floor or the counter where it was shining would be warm. Now that spot is still the same temperature as spots not in the sun.

Super happy with making that swap for new windows. 

On 6/10/2022 at 8:53 PM, Dewey said:

Second weekend of October.  

That's traditionally OU weekend, isn't it?

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17 hours ago, staboner said:

im in gtown and it when i walk outside it feels like everyone in the world is throwing warm wet raw oysters at me

That's oddly specific.

That's traditionally OU weekend, isn't it?

OU was hot as shit last year. High of 90+ IIRC.

Like a dumbass after a lot of beer I volunteered to help a friend set up for an Art show today. At 3PM he wants to set up. FML. 

Only good news is he is Canadian and will be more miserable than me. 

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Like a dumbass after a lot of beer I volunteered to help a friend set up for an Art show today. At 3PM he wants to set up. FML. 

Only good news is he is Canadian and will be more miserable than me. 

You probably should suddenly come down with Covid....ultimate get out jail trump card.

Venue is a cool bar. Will help him set up, start drinking my first beers and go watch UT under the misters. I can handle 30 mins of pain for free beer.

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Have an '80s build home with an A/C that's 20 years old. A few months ago we got new windows put in to replace the old single-pane aluminum windows. I finally bit the bullet on them because of the winters. During the big freeze, literally had ice on the interior window frames. And even in normal winters you can feel the cold radiating through them.

But damn if it might not have a bigger impact in the summer. Even in temps over 100 degrees I'm noticing that the air seems to be keeping up just fine (knock on wood). And when the sun used to shine through the window, it would mean the spot on the floor or the counter where it was shining would be warm. Now that spot is still the same temperature as spots not in the sun.

Super happy with making that swap for new windows. 

I just pulled the trigger on similar work. Our windows are from 1902 and you can feel a stiff breeze trickling through when you walk by. Due to personnel and supply issues, I'm currently scheduled to have them replaced . . . . in late October.

i got in the pool around 9pm last night.

air and water were the same temperature...91*

gross 😝

it was most definitely not refreshing. 

5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i got in the pool around 9pm last night.

air and water were the same temperature...91*

gross 😝

it was most definitely not refreshing. 

you need a deeper pool

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i got in the pool around 9pm last night.

air and water were the same temperature...91*

gross 😝

it was most definitely not refreshing. 

The is/used to be some big diving center (Olympic training well) in Orlando when I lived there.  They had a system to cool the water.

We used to have a black bottom pool in our last Orlando house.  Installed by the previous owner.  Vowed I'd never own another pool given how quickly algae would grow if you weren't constantly monitoring it.

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105 today on the Golden Spread

15-20 mph winds and it feels like a blast furnace fo sho.

Stay hydrated my friends.

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