Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

Válka means "war" in Czech, so you know the pitcher likes to battle. 

New HBU pitcher taking a break from his porno career to play a little college ball. 

Great, a guy with a 13 ERA and shitload of walks about to throw about 3 shutout innings. 

Back to back double play balls and they get one out out of it. 

walked in a free one, I'll take it.

at the rate this game is going we'll need more than just the seventh inning stretch.

Edited by Bevo&Pevo

Dogshit hitting with RISP. Completely lucked into that 2nd run. 

HBU keeps trotting out pitchers with higher and higher ERAs, and the best we can do is draw walks.

Guy can't throw a strike, so you know what Hodo does. 6-3 Texas after 150 minutes of high quality baseball.

Hodo III flies out on first pitch to a guy who can't hit the strike zone.  That is dumb.

Biggest douche at the ballpark catches a foul ball. 

These walks are cool and all, but a hit would be nice here.

Edit: whatever, keep walking them in

Edited by OU Sucks

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Biggest douche at the ballpark catches a foul ball. 

Adult male goes to ballpark with glove, acts like dickhead. Probably didn’t give the ball to a kid. 

Get him out of there skip. He has a hot tub scene to film.

 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Syndergaard out, Harvey in. 

image.png.64f18248af40fd1eb8266974ab82c36b.png

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Fun being on the other side of a pitching meltdown. 

Doesn’t feel fun. 

What the fuck are these guys doing? 
Replay needs Yakkity Sax soundtrack.
Just now, ztejas said:

What the fuck are these guys doing? 

Trying to make us feel better, but this is just depressing all around.

Pierce is thinking, HBU has some relievers i might be interested in

3 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Why not let Olivarez throw another inning?

Because Pierce wants to continue crushing our hopes and dreams. 

Oliverez has given up 1 run in 13 innings now over 11 games. 
 

those numbers sure seem better than most of the bullpen arms that get into a game or two every week, in high leverage situations. 

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Sthele isn’t even in the same area code as the guy he was just 6 weeks ago.

He’s terrible.  

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.