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Cross posted to trivial things that make you surly:   morons that video things like this and narrate the scene with brilliant, minimalist commentary limited to “daaaaaay-umm,  daaaaaay-um,  daaaaaaaaaaaaaasay-uuuuuuum.”

The meteor can’t get here fast enough. Please be accurate. 

23 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Cross posted to trivial things that make you surly:   morons that video things like this and narrate the scene with brilliant, minimalist commentary limited to “daaaaaay-umm,  daaaaaay-um,  daaaaaaaaaaaaaasay-uuuuuuum.”

The meteor can’t get here fast enough. Please be accurate. 

Agreed.  If you don't have the natural talent of the backup Terry guy, zip it.

 

Thanks to Will Smith this will become more common.  I understand the attacker had a knife.

LGBTQFKJBSITWPLO autoban will happen by page 2.

12 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Thanks to Will Smith this will become more common.  I understand the attacker had a knife.

LGBTQFKJBSITWPLO autoban will happen by page 2.

Probably not

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Aggrieved white man contingent struggling to find their footing on this thread. 

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Man if we police comedy it really is the end. Comedy Is either funny or it’s not and If it’s not funny it gets canceled and that’s how it should be. It shouldn’t be canceled because people don’t agree with a viewpoint or a joke(s). That’s bullshit. Course broken arm guy is probably mentally ill but still…

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Man if we police comedy it really is the end. Comedy Is either funny or it’s not and If it’s not funny it gets canceled and that’s how it should be. It shouldn’t be canceled because people don’t agree with a viewpoint or a joke(s). That’s bullshit. Course broken arm guy is probably mentally ill but still…

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That guy ain't never gonna eat cereal right again. His whole shit was fucked up. 

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

That guy ain't never gonna eat cereal right again. His whole shit was fucked up. 

His arm…speaking of..how did he get the knife in there? 

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Definitely Hollywood Bowl

Don't judge by the elbow pic, attacker may self-identify as double jointed.

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See ya tomorrow

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

53 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Thanks to Will Smith this will become more common.  I understand the attacker had a knife.

LGBTQFKJBSITWPLO autoban will happen by page 2.

 

 

you just can't help posting like a little bitch can you?

 

 

15 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

Keith bailed the guy out of jail after the show. 

Waits until after the nut gets on stage and attacks the talent to respond.   Are they training to be cops?

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Keith bailed the guy out of jail after the show. 

that's pretty cool.   

Be funny to see some jack wagon try this with Brenden Schaub or Rogan.  Guys that know how to fight and will stomp you into a mud puddle.  

34 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

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20 minutes ago, Deej said:

Keith bailed the guy out of jail after the show. 

Did not know but doesn't surprise. Probably invited him up to his hotel room later. 

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Did not know but doesn't surprise. Probably invited him up to his hotel room later. 

He said he felt badly about having to hit him, but he was trying to protect Mick and he was concerned he'd hit the drum kit and throw off the song. Such a professional. 

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn. they fucked his shit up.

15 mins of fame costs an arm and a face.

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4 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

That's how you fight when you only take the pure drugs.

14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

That's how you fight when you only take the pure drugs.

Who wants to go see some comedy!!!!!

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Some guy on the Ticket was there last night saying that Chappelle's security had their way. And that Dave then went over and got a good stomp or two in himself to assist in the facial re-configuration. 

If the latter is true I'm guessing that a lawyer's already been contacted. 

23 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Some guy on the Ticket was there last night saying that Chappelle's security had their way. And that Dave then went over and got a good stomp or two in himself to assist in the facial re-configuration. 

If the latter is true I'm guessing that a lawyer's already been contacted. 

He sort of mentions it in that 2 min clip. Might not have been the smartest move. 

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

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2 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

rock went with the easiest possible on-the-nose joke.  i expect more.

You should go to his next show and kick his ass.

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

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When keeping it real goes wrong 

3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

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Fucking hilarious.

Someone should have put a Subway sandwich on his lap for that photo. 
 

Woulda taken it to ELEVEN.

4 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

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Greg Abbott got a little sun over the weekend. 

10 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Aggrieved white man contingent struggling to find their footing on this thread. 

Not me... I’ve never seen Dave Chappelle. 
Chris Rock is pretty damn funny.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Not me... I’ve never seen Dave Chappelle. 
Chris Rock is pretty damn funny.

Dude, you’ve never seen Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories?  You’re doing it wrong Brat.

Respectfully.

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8 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

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47 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nope.

My man…

 

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