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10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Add in Chicken shit bingo and a great bar burger and sounds like a perfect place.

She'd better not try to pick up chicken shit with her boob, though.

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On 12/11/2023 at 4:28 AM, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

there's a bar in Tulsa, can't remember the name.   the bartender keeps quarters in the freezer.   you ask and she will pull out a boob, suck on a nipple, and pickup a cold quarter off the bar top with.  all I got.

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In the neighborhood so that means a stop at White Mana’s… 

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

In the neighborhood so that means a stop at White Mana’s… 

I assume that's similar to White Castle?

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

In the neighborhood so that means a stop at White Mana’s… 

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So in what city is this neighborhood-looks like a place I would venture into and gain eleventeen pounds.

On 12/11/2023 at 6:28 AM, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

there's a bar in Tulsa, can't remember the name.   the bartender keeps quarters in the freezer.   you ask and she will pull out a boob, suck on a nipple, and pickup a cold quarter off the bar top with.  all I got.

Shit.  Guess I'm heading to Tulsa this weekend.  

Every female bartender that does some trick with her tits has been a fucking battle axe of a looker.  I don't get the appeal.  

On 12/11/2023 at 6:28 AM, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

there's a bar in Tulsa, can't remember the name.   the bartender keeps quarters in the freezer.   you ask and she will pull out a boob, suck on a nipple, and pickup a cold quarter off the bar top with.  all I got.

Please advise if you remember, as I will be in Tulsa in mid January.

 

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15 hours ago, pch said:

So in what city is this neighborhood-looks like a place I would venture into and gain eleventeen pounds.

Apparently, it’s in Hackensack, NJ. 
 

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1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

Apparently, it’s in Hackensack, NJ. 
 

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Sounds like Doordash might be in order.

Be sure to order a cup of their pickles, they're phenomenal. 

Every female bartender that does some trick with her tits has been a fucking battle axe of a looker.  I don't get the appeal.  

In high school there was a titty bar we’d go occassionally to (18 drinking age allowed one to pass easily at 16). One of the better looking dancers could pick up a quarter off the table with her labia as a trick. We heard a scream from an adjacent table. Some idiot had heated up a quarter with his lighter and put it on the table and called for her to pick it up. A couple of bouncers drug his ass out the back and the others were drug out the front. They beat the shit out of the dude in the alley. Put him in the hospital.
5 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


In high school there was a titty bar we’d go occassionally to (18 drinking age allowed one to pass easily at 16). One of the better looking dancers could pick up a quarter off the table with her labia as a trick. We heard a scream from an adjacent table. Some idiot had heated up a quarter with his lighter and put it on the table and called for her to pick it up. A couple of bouncers drug his ass out the back and the others were drug out the front. They beat the shit out of the dude in the alley. Put him in the hospital.

I thought of at least five witty/snarky comments to that story.  But that's just fucked up.  What a bunch of dirtbags.  That's all I've got.

I can't be the only one getting Indiana Jones vibes of a burnt quarter imprint on her cooch like the Nazi did with his hand from the hot medallion can i? 

6 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


In high school there was a titty bar we’d go occassionally to (18 drinking age allowed one to pass easily at 16). One of the better looking dancers could pick up a quarter off the table with her labia as a trick. We heard a scream from an adjacent table. Some idiot had heated up a quarter with his lighter and put it on the table and called for her to pick it up. A couple of bouncers drug his ass out the back and the others were drug out the front. They beat the shit out of the dude in the alley. Put him in the hospital.

Flaming Lips.

Did the quarter meld to the treads?

Thank goodness there are some TOP MEN in this thread to pick up where I could not go.

I thought of at least five witty/snarky comments to that story.  But that's just fucked up.  What a bunch of dirtbags.  That's all I've got.

No shit. In high school it was a sort of rite of passage when someone turned 18. Back then all the joints in Memphis were pretty seedy operations.

My band got a gig in one because a buddy got a gig touring with John mayall in Europe. I was a junior in college. He had twelve weeks left on a contract playing Sunday nights at Shirleys so we took it. Easy money because it was like 6-10pm. Sparse crowds. But I lost all fascination with them. The girls were mostly biker chicks, or drug addicts, or 20 year olds with three kids.
6 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

My band got a gig in one because a buddy got a gig touring with John mayall in Europe. I was a junior in college. He had twelve weeks left on a contract playing Sunday nights at Shirleys so we took it. Easy money because it was like 6-10pm. Sparse crowds. But I lost all fascination with them. The girls were mostly biker chicks, or drug addicts, or 20 year olds with three kids.

I love that there was this fantasy they were anything but.

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10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

The drooling is for the onion rings.

Forget the burger-the rings are a meal and a half with leftovers.

 

13 hours ago, Underdog said:

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There’s a burger season in New York?

5 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There’s a burger season in New York?

They have to wait for the cows to come out of hibernation.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There’s a burger season in New York?

It's the "fifth" season to go along with spring, summer, fall and winter. 

I love that there was this fantasy they were anything but.

Later when we moved to DFW, the highend “gentleman’s club” were booming. My coworkers would say “she’s a law student at SMU!” Or “working her way through UNT! She’s a drama/ fashion merch double major!” Uhh I don’t think so.
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On 12/11/2023 at 9:47 AM, MontereyMX said:
On 12/11/2023 at 7:43 AM, pch said:
On 12/11/2023 at 5:28 AM, MontereyMX said:

there's a bar in Tulsa, can't remember the name.   the bartender keeps quarters in the freezer.   you ask and she will pull out a boob, suck on a nipple, and pickup a cold quarter off the bar top with.  all I got.

Pictures of the bartender-asking for a friend.

No phones back then 

If it was THAT long ago, she's probably picking up quarters off the floor these days.

9 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

If it was THAT long ago, she's probably picking up quarters off the floor these days.

Waitaminute…. why am I  laughing?

On 12/15/2023 at 11:23 AM, Underdog said:

In the neighborhood so that means a stop at White Mana’s… 

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Don’t know nothin’ ‘bout White Mana’s … but, Martin’s Potato Rolls are the 💣 

Yeah, I've bought a few different Martin's products over the last year or so -- pretty good.

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Ate at Dan’s at Ben white and manchaca last week, hadn’t had it in years since moving from Austin. Use to live in apartments off bannister back in the day so used to hit it up 20 years ago. Just a perfect burger. Got the original with cheese and added bacon, side of onion rings. Best burger I’ve had in awhile.

Fuck yeah dude. Makes me happy thinking about having one.

Ate at Dan’s at Ben white and manchaca last week, hadn’t had it in years since moving from Austin. Use to live in apartments off bannister back in the day so used to hit it up 20 years ago. Just a perfect burger. Got the original with cheese and added bacon, side of onion rings. Best burger I’ve had in awhile.

It’s just a damned classic, isn’t it?
5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Their breakfast was always solid as well. 

The airport location is a dive but man they do have good food.

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Whizzbangs as it's known now in Waco. Been open 47years.  

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The burger and fries fuck.

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Drowning (eating?) my sorrows after the game in Norman last night with a Storms' Special at the OG in Lampasas.

 

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14 minutes ago, ftf82 said:

Drowning (eating?) my sorrows after the game in Norman last night with a Storms' Special at the OG in Lampasas.

 

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What sorrows? Thought the game was great. 

Used to love storms heading out to San saba

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Our favorite burger stand is closing for the season this weekend so we had to make a final run there. Got the burger and a chicken spiedie sandwich that I’ve never had before…

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That looks like a good burger, but I don't understand why they would close for the season? Can't cook burgers in the winter?

2 minutes ago, TPCJ007 said:

That looks like a good burger, but I don't understand why they would close for the season? Can't cook burgers in the winter?

Well. You see, they have these things called "seasons" up there where it isn't still 96 FUCKING DEGREES EVERY FUCKING GOD DAMNED DAY AND IT'S ALMOST MOTHERFUCKING NOVEMBER.

Um. Pardon me. For the outburst. 

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