May 7, 20223 yr My gf is away for 5 days. I've been doing fuck all but tonight at the mavs game and earlier I worked a little and watched a littlebit of HBO max, played cod and 2k22. I've been thinking of what my perfect 24 hrs would be and I don't know anymore. I kind of just want to grill and smoke weed with bourbon pouring. What would you fucks do?
May 7, 20223 yr I’m stupid and forgot the title. Invite homies over and get fucking trashed while smoking an enormous piece of meat at 205F the hire a maid to clean up your inevitable mess you make.
May 7, 20223 yr Author 8 minutes ago, tfoolry said: Northwest Hwy, Harry Hines, Royal… The Tijuana thread killed whatever Harry Hines offered
May 7, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Zepol87 said: My gf is away for 5 days. I've been doing fuck all but tonight at the mavs game and earlier I worked a little and watched a littlebit of HBO max, played cod and 2k22. I've been thinking of what my perfect 24 hrs would be and I don't know anymore. I kind of just want to grill and smoke weed with bourbon pouring. What would you fucks do? That sounds like my perfect weekend other than the Mavs...fuck the Mavs. I also don't really play video games. I mainly get fucked up and try to find good Grateful Dead shows to listen to. No, over to the drunk thread.
May 7, 20223 yr I’m stupid and forgot the title. Invite homies over and get fucking trashed while smoking an enormous piece of meat at 205F the hire a maid to clean up your inevitable mess you make. 205 huh.
May 7, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, markstanco said: 205 huh. 6 hours ago, MissingInAction said: 16 hour brisket. This guy gets it. Basically to make the cook last as long as possible as an excuse to continue drinking.
May 7, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Zepol87 said: What would you fucks do? Drink sangria in the park. Feed animals in the zoo. Then a movie.
May 7, 20223 yr Zepol is on the right path, and I agree with Imma- stink up the house with some smoked meats or cooking something involving roasted garlic and pancetta. Break out the bourbon, watch sports, watch porn, etc, etc…
May 7, 20223 yr My go to is always hookers and blow. In fact I found out Thursday I'm getting a promotion I've been waiting 6 months for. To celebrate, I bought a gram of your finest columbian frosting and ordered up my favorite whore, Diana.
May 7, 20223 yr My go to is always hookers and blow. In fact I found out Thursday I'm getting a promotion I've been waiting 6 months for. To celebrate, I bought a gram of your finest columbian frosting and ordered up my favorite whore, Diana. She's saying, "That's okayHey, baby, do what you pleaseI have the stuff that you wantI am the thing that you needShe looked me deep in the eyesShe touchin' me so to startShe says there's no turnin' back"She trapped me in her heartDirty Diana, nah
May 7, 20223 yr For me. I used to read alot. Like at least one book a week. But with kids and work. I may get 3 or 4 books a year now. So, sans family, being able to get up drink coffee and read would be awesome for me. Ideally, this would coincide with opening day of MLB or the 1st round of the NCAA BB tournament. Read until the first game starts then open a beer and watch sports for the rest of the day.
May 7, 20223 yr Mrs GOTJ will be out of town next Fri - Sun at a graduation. Friday I'm gonna grill myself some surf 'n turf, sit on the back patio & get my drink on. Saturday I'm gonna smoke some beef ribs. In between I'll get all of the chores done so when she does get home she'll think I busted my ass the entire time.
May 7, 20223 yr Wake up about 6 and sit in my recliner drinking coffee and reading a book peacefully for a few hours. Order a pizza and wings for lunch, crack open a beer, and start watching sports or mindless movies. Take a midday nap and repeat with warmed up pizza and cold beer for the rest of the night.
May 7, 20223 yr 25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: Mrs GOTJ will be out of town next Fri - Sun at a graduation. Friday I'm gonna grill myself some surf 'n turf, sit on the back patio & get my drink on. Saturday I'm gonna smoke some beef ribs. In between I'll get all of the chores done so when she does get home she'll think I busted my ass the entire time. Funny enough. My wife has figured out that if she takes the kids anywhere Saturday or Sunday morning, I'll put my headphones on and listened to NCAA/MLB/NFL/Whatever pregrame shows and get all the chores done. As long as we don't have anything we have to do, she'll take the kids to the park or something. I'll clean until noon and then go get some lunch and a beer or two.
May 7, 20223 yr 14 minutes ago, chikin23 said: Wake up about 6 and sit in my recliner drinking coffee and reading a book peacefully for a few hours. Order a pizza and wings for lunch, crack open a beer, and start watching sports or mindless movies. Take a midday nap and repeat with warmed up pizza and cold beer for the rest of the night. My man. Wouldn't believe the amount of times I've done this and wound up rewatching Band of Brothers or a Godfather 1 & 2 then Goodfellas binge
May 7, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, MissingInAction said: To celebrate, I bought a gram of your finest columbian frosting and ordered up my favorite whore, Diana. The same Diana who used to post here?
May 8, 20223 yr I’m stupid and forgot the title. Invite homies over and get fucking trashed while smoking an enormous piece of meat at 205F the hire a maid to clean up your inevitable mess you make. This is pretty solid, especially the last part. No matter what you choose to do, make sure you’ve got a maid booked to come before the lady friend gets back. And take 100% of the credit for having the house clean upon her return.
May 8, 20223 yr On 5/7/2022 at 8:46 AM, phdhorn said: What took this so long? Off the top of my head, my two:
May 8, 20223 yr Spend this time working on Zepol. Think deeply about how you can be a better poster and therefore a better person and member of society. Maybe write up a manifesto or something to get all your thoughts on paper, then reflect on WHY your manifesto contains so many references to butthole pleasures. also shave your asshole. The gf will think it’s super hot and considerate. good luck. I love you.
May 8, 20223 yr 19 hours ago, KaiserSoze said: The same Diana who used to post here? I doubt it's her real name.
May 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, hookemATL said: Spend this time working on Zepol. Think deeply about how you can be a better poster and therefore a better person and member of society. Maybe write up a manifesto or something to get all your thoughts on paper, then reflect on WHY your manifesto contains so many references to butthole pleasures. also shave your asshole. The gf will think it’s super hot and considerate. good luck. I love you. HookemATL must like shaved asshole. Be careful, zepol....he could be grooming you. Literally.
May 8, 20223 yr On 5/6/2022 at 9:53 PM, Zepol87 said: My gf is away for 5 days. I've been doing fuck all but tonight at the mavs game and earlier I worked a little and watched a littlebit of HBO max, played cod and 2k22. I've been thinking of what my perfect 24 hrs would be and I don't know anymore. I kind of just want to grill and smoke weed with bourbon pouring. What would you fucks do? NBA and no sex. Dude, you are so far from perfect, it ain't funny.
May 8, 20223 yr 17 minutes ago, Blotto said: HookemATL must like shaved asshole. Be careful, zepol....he could be grooming you. Literally. IT MAKES WIPING EASIER!!!!!
May 8, 20223 yr Author 33 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: NBA and no sex. Dude, you are so far from perfect, it ain't funny. A 5 day break I can live with.
May 8, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Zepol87 said: A 5 day break I can live with. Oh yeah, no doubt. But, then we aren't talking perfection. Perfect = none better
May 8, 20223 yr I’m jealous and living vicariously through y’all. My wife never fucking leaves town. I had to kick her out the house while I was sick so she wouldn’t miss thanksgiving with her family. Always up my ass. I digress…carry on.
May 8, 20223 yr On 5/7/2022 at 12:54 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said: Mrs GOTJ will be out of town next Fri - Sun at a graduation. Friday I'm gonna grill myself some surf 'n turf, sit on the back patio & get my drink on. Saturday I'm gonna smoke some beef ribs. In between I'll get all of the chores done so when she does get home she'll think I busted my ass the entire time. On 5/7/2022 at 1:08 PM, chikin23 said: Wake up about 6 and sit in my recliner drinking coffee and reading a book peacefully for a few hours. Order a pizza and wings for lunch, crack open a beer, and start watching sports or mindless movies. Take a midday nap and repeat with warmed up pizza and cold beer for the rest of the night. This is how I know I'm getting old. An eight ball with zepol should be the sweet spot, but a fusion of these two would slam and go hard
May 10, 20223 yr NBA and no sex. Dude, you are so far from perfect, it ain't funny.Then you do you. I’ll start. Wife and boys gone for 5 days? If during the week I’d come home and chill on the couch watching mid week college football in the fall, dallas stars in the spring. If the weekend was part of it, off to the lease or lake all by myself and fish or shoot guns. Lakehouse by yourself is probably what snorting coke is like. It’s a high that can’t be duplicated.
May 10, 20223 yr On 5/7/2022 at 3:24 PM, Jameslaw121 said: My man. Wouldn't believe the amount of times I've done this and wound up rewatching Band of Brothers or a Godfather 1 & 2 then Goodfellas binge The 3rd and 4th days of the pandemic lockdown, I sat in my garage and watched BoB and The Pacific all the way through while drinking whatever beer and bourbon i had on hand.
May 10, 20223 yr On 5/6/2022 at 10:38 PM, immamac said: Invite homies over and... Funny, my perfect day would be seeing nobody and just enjoy the day at home grilling some meats, watching a sporting event on the tv in the afternoon with a hefeweizen, then turning on an old movie with a joint to finish it off. Oh but to dream as I'm in the same boat as @Stannis... Edited May 10, 20223 yr by SimonBolivar
May 10, 20223 yr 23 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: The 3rd and 4th days of the pandemic lockdown, I sat in my garage and watched BoB and The Pacific all the way through while drinking whatever beer and bourbon i had on hand. That’s a pretty stinkin’ good couple of days. Bravo.
May 10, 20223 yr 28 minutes ago, nnm said: That’s a pretty stinkin’ good couple of days. Bravo. My wife was not as impressed.
May 11, 20223 yr I’m heading to the ranch or the coast. Drink beer and listening to nature. But I’m gone from the house several months a year already for not fun things.
May 11, 20223 yr On 5/8/2022 at 11:40 AM, Blotto said: HookemATL must like shaved asshole. Be careful, zepol....he could be grooming you. Literally. Literally and fingeratively lol
May 12, 20223 yr Perfect day, realistically? Sleep in. Do my wife. Go for a run. Eat a good lunch. Go volunteer somewhere for a couple hours. Watch UT or the Astros on TV in the evening. Eat a great dinner cooked by my wife. Put my daughters to bed. Do my wife again. Fall asleep watching a good movie. 24 hours just ain’t enough. Edited May 12, 20223 yr by Snake Diggity
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