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6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I liked The Smiths.  But Morrissey seems like a douche.  

He is human and he needs to be loved.

This week I learned from one of my high school students that I'm into Male Manipulator Music because of The Smiths and Radiohead. The kid has told me all year that he loves my taste in music.  I told him whomever he heard that from was full of shit. 

 

This week I learned from one of my high school students that I'm into Male Manipulator Music because of The Smiths and Radiohead. The kid has told me all year that he loves my taste in music.  I told him whomever he heard that from was full of shit. 
 

What does that even mean? “Make Manipulator Music”? Sounds like someone was struggling for a topic for their senior thesis.
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


What does that even mean? “Make Manipulator Music”? Sounds like someone was struggling for a topic for their senior thesis.

He means gay.  NTTAWWT.

On 5/13/2022 at 5:22 PM, Carl Spackler said:

Just like everybody else does.

He's the son and heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.

On 5/13/2022 at 3:51 PM, Deej said:

He is human and he needs to be loved.

 

On 5/13/2022 at 5:22 PM, Carl Spackler said:

Just like everybody else does.

 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

He's the son and heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.

I celebrate The Smiths' entire catalogue but I really dislike that song.

Been to quite a few Morrissey shows. He's a lout of a human being but a hell of an entertainer.

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 

I celebrate The Smiths' entire catalogue but I really dislike that song.

 

You shut your mouth.

How can you say

I go about things the wrong way?

  • 2 weeks later...

A few years ago were were flying down 35 on our way to see Moz in San Antonio.

We joked..."Hey, we better make sure he didn't cancel his show."

We laughed..."Ha ha ha ha."

Guess what? That motherfucker canceled his show

We were silent from San Marcos to New Braunfels.

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24 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Well, look at how many times he gets attacked on stage.

 

WORST. BODYGUARDS. EVER.

23 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

WORST. BODYGUARDS. EVER.

Well, maybe except for John Lennon's.

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Well, look at how many times he gets attacked on stage.

 

 

1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

WORST. BODYGUARDS. EVER.

I was unaware of that shit-show. Wow. Interesting write-up on that gig: https://www.mancunianmatters.co.uk/entertainment/22122018-on-this-day-december-22-1988-morrissey-performs-his-first-solo-gig/

When they first walked out, it looked like Andy Rourke and Mike Joyce -- and sure enough, it was. This was a Smiths' gig minus Marr. I swear that live version of "Sweet and Tender Hooligan" is on a CD somewhere that I own. God, I love that song.

 

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7 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

I was unaware of that shit-show. Wow. Interesting write-up on that gig: https://www.mancunianmatters.co.uk/entertainment/22122018-on-this-day-december-22-1988-morrissey-performs-his-first-solo-gig/

When they first walked out, it looked like Andy Rourke and Mike Joyce -- and sure enough, it was. This was a Smiths' gig minus Marr. I swear that live version of "Sweet and Tender Hooligan" is on a CD somewhere that I own. God, I love that song.

 

I think Marr had joined The The by this point.

48 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

I think Marr had joined The The by this point.

I think you're right.

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

I think you're right.

Is he right or right right?

After his show at the Backyard I made the comment that the only men that I had ever seen receive as many bouquets of flowers thrown to them were figure skaters.

Would still go again.

On 5/13/2022 at 6:54 PM, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

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