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Not that anyone should care about this but it’s a quality side show in the Trump Reality TV Show Presidency.

Safe to say she ain’t at the White House.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not that anyone should care about this but it’s a quality side show in the Trump Reality TV Show Presidency.

Safe to say she ain’t at the White House.

 

 

Not very convincing.  She needs to take a picture holding up today's Washington Post.

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not that anyone should care about this but it’s a quality side show in the Trump Reality TV Show Presidency.

Safe to say she ain’t at the White House.

 

 

Yeah.  No.  She didnt write that.  Thats oozes dotardness

14 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Yeah.  No.  She didnt write that.  Thats oozes dotardness

I was about to write the same thing.

Hell, I couldn't even read it without reading it in his voice.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Yeah.  No.  She didnt write that.  Thats oozes dotardness

if she had written it all the w's would be v's.

She was hospitalized for "emergency kidney surgery" a few weeks ago. 

Does anyone find FLOTUS to be a rather ignominious acronym?  Conjures "flotsam" and "flatulence."

 

Also "flatus," which is a fart.

Edited by TwiceHorn

it is concerning. it wouldn't necessarily be, if this president was more reserved. it used to be we could go days without seeing the first lady. but it's been nearly three weeks, after what was supposed to be basically an outpatient procedure. something is weird.

perhaps she had a special council operate on her...

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

it is concerning. it wouldn't necessarily be, if this president was more reserved. it used to be we could go days without seeing the first lady. but it's been nearly three weeks, after what was supposed to be basically an outpatient procedure. something is weird.

Something is definitely up.  Could be something dumb like plastic surgery or a legit medical issue or even something more sinister, but the insistence from the White House that there's nothing to see here is the main driver of the story.  

Edited by Chuckie Finster

So... it's like that one episode of VEEP with the plastic surgery then?

I don't recall where I heard it but it was reported that she was going back to NY to stay with her parents for a while. I don't know what happened to that story. 

Tweeting a picture of herself in the White House would end this in 5 seconds.  So she either looks terrible from plastic surgery or whatever procedure she had or she isn't in the White House.  There is most definitely something to this.

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8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

She's notoriously camera shy.

A former model who has topless pictures is camera shy?

Just now, Tyler Durden said:

A former model who has topless pictures is camera shy?

That's the joke.

6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Obviously fake.  I read it in a Bela Lugosi voice and it just doesn't work.

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9 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

A former model who has topless pictures is camera shy?

 

30 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I'm like 90% sure she tried to kill herself.

That's a really dark conclusion that I hadn't previously thought of.

Next WH press briefing someone should ask Huckabeef if Dotard still beats his wife.

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2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

That's a really dark conclusion that I hadn't previously thought of.

It was the first thing I thought of when the story first came out.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Can you overdose on Ambien? 

yes. i also had not considered that dark suicide conclusion. i think it would be more likely an accidental overdose. but even so, something is up.

41 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I'm like 90% sure she tried to kill herself.

Trump would view himself as the real victim in this scenario.

Call me crazy, but I don't think a gold-digging supermodel who has put up with Drumpf for this long is the type to off herself. 

Letting the surgery scars heal sounds much more plausible to me.

Or she's left him and is holed up somewhere in NY with her family.

 

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It was the first thing I thought of when the story first came out.

Same here. I wish I didn't have the experience which drove my suspicions*.  In a suicide attempt, the first concern is medical.  After that it includes some time for in-patient observation.  They do recommend you try to get back into your routine, but, I'm not sure there is anything routine about her life, so perhaps avoiding stressful situations would make sense. 

So, yeah, the theory hits a lot the data points.  But other theories like plastic surgery, rehab, or a serious medical (non-brain) condition do as well.  The fact that it was shortly after "Be Best" roll-out supports the suicide or rehab theories more, and the fact the White House has been so secretive makes the medical condition theory seem less likely.  The fact that there have been zero pictures supports the plastic surgery theory, but that should be obvious next time she is in public, even after the bruising/incisions heal.

Whatever the case, I know it's really none of my business. I shouldn't be engaged in this gossip. I'm not perfect.

But, if it was a suicide attempt, she could do a lot, eventually, to raise awareness and add to the national dialogue.  But she doesn't need to.

*Public Service Announcement: If you ever have a loved one go on anti-depressants, particularly teenagers, keep a close eye on them for the first few weeks.  Talk to them about how it affects their impulse control. Everything is cool now, but I did have the shittiest day of my life a little over a year ago.  You can be unlucky and lucky at the same time. I guess that's my attempt to add to the dialogue.

7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not that anyone should care about this but it’s a quality side show in the Trump Reality TV Show Presidency.

Safe to say she ain’t at the White House.

 

 

I  just scrolled through the last hundred or so tweets of hers. She has literally never made one comment attacking the press like her husband does in 95% of his tweets. yet it appears here.  Curious.  

Only Trump would use his wife's Twitter account as a burner.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does anyone find FLOTUS to be a rather ignominious acronym?  Conjures "flotsam" and "flatulence."

 

Also "flatus," which is a fart.

Yeah, but what about flautas?

19 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Yeah, but what about flautas?

Mmm flautas.  But related.

My 2 cents, but I'm guessing whatever is going on is known by several inside reporters and they are just not running the story. That's good. Some things should remain private even if you are the First Lady. But this is more than just a surgical procedure.  The fact that Trump, or whoever, used her account to send that tweet confirmed it for me.  It'll come out someday but might be years. 

She's probably been in constant meeting with Avenatti trying to figure out how to sue her husband. 

Occams razor: she moved out a month ago.

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