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There is also rumor of a video from an elevator where Trump beat her and Cohen stood and watched. 


That would cause quite a few furrowed brows. There would certainly be concern. For about 20 minutes and then we’d move on to the next one.
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  • XR4ticlone
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    Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see? I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.   This was never a proble

  • Tennesseehorn
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    Bitch you obviously didn’t follow the story about BHO and “gay” exploits.  But that’s okay bitch.     Carry on. 

  • Tennesseehorn
    Tennesseehorn

    Nope but the gay boy story is probably as true as BHOs coke snorting stories.....   oh wait.....   never mind. 

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"I AM THE WIFE AND I AM TOTALLY FINE"

I can't stop laughing at that from SeanBaby. 

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It's not like he was ever a particularly impressive intellect, but didn't Tennesseehorn used to be smarter than this? It's like he's spent the past two years huffing paint thinner.

He was more agreeable in disagreement for sure.

Does huffing paint thinner make you laugh your ass off? That's seems to be his answer to everything. 

18 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It's not like he was ever a particularly impressive intellect, but didn't Tennesseehorn used to be smarter than this? It's like he's spent the past two years huffing Trump's farts.

 

43 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

There is also rumor of a video from an elevator where Trump beat her and Cohen stood and watched. 

I don’t believe this for a second.  Cohen would be the one administering the beating.

2 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

I don’t believe this for a second.  Cohen would be the one administering the beating.

He couldn't.  He had to hold Donald's coat.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

He’s only “pretty sure” about that?  I told y’all God isn’t omniscient.

Another theory: she is working on the divorce at a fever pitch because she wants to get a piece before Uncle Sam takes all his assets. 

2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Another theory: she is working on the divorce at a fever pitch because she wants to get a piece before Uncle Sam takes all his assets. 

In that case, shouldn't she be showing up all over town, smiling like hell?

 

29 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

In that case, shouldn't she be showing up all over town, smiling like hell?

 

Hard to smile after repeatedly taking a metal pipe to the skull

4 minutes ago, Assholehorn said:

Hard to smile after repeatedly taking a metal pipe to the skull

Ouch.  

 

 

7 minutes ago, Assholehorn said:

Hard to smile after repeatedly taking a metal pipe to the skull

Shit, he wouldn't even know where to find a metal pipe.

 

A 9 iron though?

18 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Sounds like she'll be at a Gold Star family event tomorrow:

 

So today's the day right?

Wasn’t she in the hospital for a week? That’s something fairly major. 

7 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Wasn’t she in the hospital for a week? That’s something fairly major. 

Yes, several days. Were there any follow up reports after that? I don't remember seeing any.

Well I guess we're all about to find out if she's really at the WH.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Well I guess we're all about to find out if she's really at the WH.

Its going to be Giuliani in a wig again. 

“Why is she wearing that big mask?”
“It’s, um, a cultural thing.”
“It is?”
“Yes. Also that’s totally her underneath there too. Believe me.”

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Melania’s appearance at the Gold Star Event was described as flat and hollow but it appears she lost some weight.

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Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see?

I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.  

This was never a problem under Obama.  

3 minutes ago, XR4ticlone said:

Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see?

I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful third mail order wife.  

This was never a problem under Obama.  

Fify.  

9 minutes ago, XR4ticlone said:

Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see?

I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.  

This was never a problem under Obama.  

See, no racism.

Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see?

I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.  

This was never a problem under Obama.  

 

Probably not a problem in your mobile home either.

17 minutes ago, XR4ticlone said:

I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.  

*third 

9 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

It's not like he was ever a particularly impressive intellect, but didn't Tennesseehorn used to be smarter than this? It's like he's spent the past two years huffing paint thinner.

Trump has exposed a huge swath of Republicans who were able to claim for 8 years that their opposition to Obama was principled, but have now flipped on nearly complaint they had about Obama, real or imagined.   Turns out they really were just racist. 

30 minutes ago, XR4ticlone said:

Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see?

I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.  

This was never a problem under Obama.  

Did your husband tell you to say that?

Why does everyone recall Tennessee being smarter? Wasn’t he the person who would post a bunch of emojis in every post?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

So she lives right?

Well judging from the chirping crickets of the posters saying I told you she was dead, I'd infer yes.

She posted this on Twitter 2 hours ago -

Could be the real Melania or could be this - 

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Until I see video of her walking and talking I ain't believing SHIT.

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So she lives right?

We don’t know, because Roddy Piper died a few years ago. 

She’s trolling us. Posting stuff that still leaves a smidgen if room to keep some conspiracy theory going. “See! She isn’t actually in the photos! She totally wasn’t actually there!”

Too bad Trump wasn't there for the Gold Star Family dinner.  He'd scream at them like he has all of the others.  

58 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

She’s trolling us. Posting stuff that still leaves a smidgen if room to keep some conspiracy theory going. “See! She isn’t actually in the photos! She totally wasn’t actually there!”

She's sitting beside the dotard.

3 hours ago, XR4ticlone said:

Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see?

I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.  

This was never a problem under Obama.  

Wow, you're scoring a lot of points for Buttfuck, America.  You all just can't help but to show your ass, can you?  Go fuck some sheep, or your sister.  Not sure which would be the better lay.  Stereotypes are so much fun.  

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Well judging from the chirping crickets of the posters saying I told you she was dead, I'd infer yes.

Yes, everyone really thought she was dead. The entire thread was humorless. Or maybe it's just a few sourpusses.

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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

She's sitting beside the dotard.

Awful lot of eye shadow 

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It's interesting that she makes a distant appearance where she can't be approached by the press and has only to sit next to the president. It's proof of life, and that's about it. Proof of a likely miserable life where your own shame at being a gold digger is compounded by the shame of the man you thought had the gold.

Why the hell didn't they have that family he shit on speaking at that event?  That's exactly what this fat turd needs thrown in his face. 

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's interesting that she makes a distant appearance where she can't be approached by the press and has only to sit next to the president.

 

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