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  • XR4ticlone
    XR4ticlone

    Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see? I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.   This was never a proble

  • Tennesseehorn
    Tennesseehorn

    Bitch you obviously didn’t follow the story about BHO and “gay” exploits.  But that’s okay bitch.     Carry on. 

  • Tennesseehorn
    Tennesseehorn

    Nope but the gay boy story is probably as true as BHOs coke snorting stories.....   oh wait.....   never mind. 

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23 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wat?

Women don't have to be whores these days.   We talk a lot about minorities and civil rights in this country, and rightly so.  But up until about 120 years ago, a woman had few choices.  She could be a wife/mother, a schoolteacher, or a whore.  She couldn't own property or vote or even have the law protect her from her husband beating on her.  Think about that for a bit.

3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Women don't have to be whores these days.   We talk a lot about minorities and civil rights in this country, and rightly so.  But up until about 120 years ago, a woman had few choices.  She could be a wife/mother, a schoolteacher, or a whore.  She couldn't own property or vote or even have the law protect her from her husband beating on her.  Think about that for a bit.

so what you're saying is we should celebrate women who choose to become whores? I can get behind that

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 I can get behind that

Take a number, I was in front of you !

No seriously I was just reading something yesterday that reminded me, up until about WWI, women were "property".   Then we wonder why the pendulum swung so hard the other way after they got the right to vote.   

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I can't post gifs/clips 'cause I'm stupid.  But the one from "Airplane II" where the dues are all waiting online to get with the chick who doesn't think they're gonna live through this.  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

sometimes i type out the quiet part in real life.  The former first lady, the beloved wife of the beloved and wonderful President Donald J. Trump?  She's a rotten cock-sucking piece of human shit who will live in shame for the rest of her life, and then rot in hell after that for all of her cock-filled eternity.  

It takes quite a woman to be the ball licker of the worst human being on the fucking planet.  That's her cross to bear and her cock to suck.  Fucking cum-filled whore.

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The preferred nomenclature is now “sex workers”, ya pigs.

The preferred nomenclature is now “sex workers”, ya pigs.

What she does isn't work, it's living out a curse put on her by a Slovenian Gypsy with a wart on her eyelid.  but she could have gotten off the train, and she didn't.  She's set women behind another decade by enabling the tub of rotten shit she calls husband.  I hope when Barron turns 18, his "coming of age" present is bad news about his mom. 

13 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The preferred nomenclature is now “sex workers”, ya pigs.

check out this uppity cooze











I keed, I keed.

20 hours ago, Lobo said:

A woman's body is hers to do with as she sees fit.  We should not demonize sexual activity in any fashion, provided it is consensual and among adults not under duress.  

the great Donald Trump's wife accepted the ejaculated fluids of numerous European and Asian men for cash money before, and possibly during her marriage to President Trump.  It's the only life she ever knew and thus her marriage to Trump seemed reasonable at the time.  She has consumed, on many occasions, the seminal fluids of random rich men because she thinks, "This is the Way."  Eventually she met some decent people and had a child, and began to question her life choices.  But still consumed Trump's seed in myriad orifices for a disturbingly long period of time.  She's a cum-dumpster shitbag who is rotting from the inside.  May Barron be with her, because nobody else on this planet will be.  

 

20 hours ago, Lobo said:

sometimes i type out the quiet part in real life.  The former first lady, the beloved wife of the beloved and wonderful President Donald J. Trump?  She's a rotten cock-sucking piece of human shit who will live in shame for the rest of her life, and then rot in hell after that for all of her cock-filled eternity.  

It takes quite a woman to be the ball licker of the worst human being on the fucking planet.  That's her cross to bear and her cock to suck.  Fucking cum-filled whore.

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Sorry, went on a rant about Melania on a Melanie-themed thread.  I just wonder if most Trump supporters know what a whore she was/is.  I guess they see a little bit of their wives in her.  Always an important attribute in a first lady. 

The LBJ library is reopening next month post-pandemic.  And coming out of the gates with a really well done exploration of Ladybird's role in politics.  Beyond the Wildflowers as it were.  I hear about her from her grandchildren.  And I hear stories about Nancy Reagan and Barbara Bush from those that knew them well.  And then Laura Bush.  And now Michelle Obama, though I don't know anyone that knows her...she seems like a wonderful person.  

I don't think there's anyone around except maybe Barron to discuss in a positive light, the life and times of the cumfilled pussbag that is Melania Trump.  I don't know that anyone will miss her when she's gone.  You never hear about her family.  Probably because they're embarrassed to know her.  Even Trump doesn't really seem to like her anymore.  And that guy'll fuck anything.  Even family.  

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

When’s the last time she’s been in public ?

The Memorial Day Gang-Bang. 

In odd-numbered years with her...it's all ass-to-mouth.  And Donald has no idea.  You know...like a beta cuck.  

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

When’s the last time she’s been in public ?

that bitch is back in Estonia or whatever shithole country she's from

25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that bitch is back in Estonia or whatever shithole country she's from

 

she's their new queen 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that bitch is back in Estonia or whatever shithole country she's from

Slovenia did produce that vapid cunt, but they atoned for that sin by giving us Luka Doncic.

The preferred nomenclature is now “sex workers”, ya pigs.

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22 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Slovenia did produce that vapid cunt, but they atoned for that sin by giving us Luka Doncic.

Melania was born and raised in the Socialist Republic of Slovenia, part of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.  I don't know why she gets a pass for being born and raised a Socialist.

Luka on the other hand was born and raised in Slovenia, a parliamentary democracy.

"From each whore according to her fellatio, to each according to her vaginal dumpster."

The only reason she is still living is so we can see her pretend "mourning" face when they put her "husband" in the fucking ground.  

  • 2 weeks later...

you think Trump verified with a dna test ?  6-7 and growing 

 

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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you think Trump verified with a dna test ?  6-7 and growing 

 

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That big galoot looks just like the Donald...I hope he makes it to the NBA as a lead-footed big man so we can see him getting posterized for a decade or so.

(Also, and I say this sincerely and not to mock, but he seems way way off on the bad end of the spectrum.)

It's a European Carry-All! 

Barron always looks irritable and under duress.  I picture him making a lot of Napoleon Dynamite noises.

Holy shit I haven’t seen that kid since he was in a little suit when shitheel was first elected.   Fucking mind blown.  

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 Nice purse, Barron. 

Very expensive vintage bag 

He'll inherit the vast worldwide Trump empire someday, right?

Then again.....

On 6/29/2021 at 4:01 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Women don't have to be whores these days.   We talk a lot about minorities and civil rights in this country, and rightly so.  But up until about 120 years ago, a woman had few choices.  She could be a wife/mother, a schoolteacher, or a whore.  She couldn't own property or vote or even have the law protect her from her husband beating on her.  Think about that for a bit.

120 years ago?  My mom couldn’t get a home loan in the mid 1970s without a male co-signer. 

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

120 years ago?  My mom couldn’t get a home loan in the mid 1970s without a male co-signer. 

One of my favorite scenes from the movie Lincoln is Congress is debating the 13th amendment to abolish slavery and a congressman stands up in opposition because if its passed then in his opinion the negroes will have to be given the right to vote, and there is a small but noticeable grumbling. Then when he says what’s next? The vote for women? And the entire place stands up and erupts in outrage. No! 

4 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

One of my favorite scenes from the movie Lincoln is Congress is debating the 13th amendment to abolish slavery and a congressman stands up in opposition because if its passed then in his opinion the negroes will have to be given the right to vote, and there is a small but noticeable grumbling. Then when he says what’s next? The vote for women? And the entire place stands up and erupts in outrage. No! 

Nm

 

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On 6/8/2021 at 7:04 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Was “Eurotrash Whore” already taken? 

Whore subs in nicely.

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  • 5 months later...

"a portion of the proceeds will be donated to charity".

 

 

I kinda miss having a First Whore who treated trump like dogshit refusing to hold his hand or even look at him. 

lulz

A spokesperson didn't immediately respond to ITK's request for comment on how much of the money would go toward Trump's Be Best foster care initiative.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

lulz

A spokesperson didn't immediately respond to ITK's request for comment on how much of the money would go toward Trump's Be Best foster care initiative.

It’s funny because we all know how much. 

It's so nuts we went from this to a doctor.  

WHY WON’T SHE SHOW HER TITS?!?? WHAT IS SHE HIDING?!???
10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's so nuts we went from this to a doctor.  

As you well know, there is a section of this football message board which Shall Not Be Named, wherein political and policy discussions are verboten and I try to comply. I noticed in the COVID thread that the topic of 'why isn't there a broad message of encouraging people to be fit' (presumably to reduce the likelihood of adverse COVID outcomes beyond age) came up, and someone brought up a former first lady who was credited with assisting in the push to get nutrition labels updated and so on. It got shut down because it did tread into political policy discussion, but it was a rather illuminating back and forth there for a short while. As an aside, back when the was a lot of kerfluffle about the school lunches during the Obama years, I happened to read a short article on some of the polling/complaints that noted when the media was discussing these 'complaints' and 'waste' (saying the children were refusing to eat the healthy food) the polling/sources were primarily from schools that were more affluent and more white and that many of the schools with high percentages of free/reduced qualifiers were actually fine with the lunches and the parents, especially, were pleased because it was harder for them to access fresh produce. How 'bout that?

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


WHY WON’T SHE SHOW HER TITS?!?? WHAT IS SHE HIDING?!???

you.... you want to see those?

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you.... you want to see those?

hey man, I don't discriminate

31 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you.... you want to see those?

and if you do want to see them, there are younger versions all over the interwebs

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

"a portion of the proceeds will be donated to charity".

 

 

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sad part is I have no idea if that's real or not (picture of yard sale)

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

lulz

A spokesperson didn't immediately respond to ITK's request for comment on how much of the money would go toward Trump's Be Best foster care initiative.


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