May 18, 20223 yr Found this guy in the bamboo behind my garage here in central Austin. Anybody know what it is? Google suggests maybe a rat snake?
May 19, 20223 yr Author 3 hours ago, texastough said: Yes, rate snake. Good snek. Here's the master thread: Thanks! Yeah, I thought there was a thread but couldn’t find it.
May 19, 20223 yr The presence of rate snek possibly indicates the presence of vermin, namely rates. Rate snek may be doing you a solid.
May 19, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, williemackgarza said: Kill that bitch. I hate snakes yeah, rats >>> rat snake.
May 19, 20223 yr Thanks! Yeah, I thought there was a thread but couldn’t find it. What’d you do, look for snek thread by searching for ‘snake’?
May 19, 20223 yr Author 12 minutes ago, PantsTent said: What’d you do, look for snek thread by searching for ‘snake’? Yep. My bad there.
May 19, 20223 yr Author Back when I was at UT my girlfriend lived on 33rd and I walked up to her house as her hot roommate was walking out with her bike. I saw a cottonmouth right on the porch, so I told her to stop. I took her bike and rolled the front tire onto its neck. She brought me a kitchen knife and I cut its head off. Otherwise, I usually let snakes live (especially non-poisonous) assuming they are doing me a solid somehow. I tried for months to turn the cottonmouth encounter into a threesome. Girlfriend was not down with it, but I’ll always believe the roommate was. /csb
May 20, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, williemackgarza said: Kill that bitch. I hate snakes It's an alive snake. While you trying to figure shit out, he gonna eat you whole. Kill them all, let your god sort them out.
May 20, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said: I tried for months to turn the cottonmouth encounter into a threesome. Girlfriend was not down with it, but I’ll always believe the roommate was. I mean you killed a rattlesnake with a bike and a kitchen knife in front of her. Unless you're the most unappealing motherfucker in the world...
May 20, 20223 yr Author 5 minutes ago, ztejas said: I mean you killed a rattlesnake with a bike and a kitchen knife in front of her. Unless you're the most unappealing motherfucker in the world... Exactly. And I’m actually quite handsome. Everybody says so.
October 4Oct 4 Eastern Hognose (harmless). Google and other AI tools are usually wrong. You should help it out of the pool. It'll drown if it can't get out.
October 4Oct 4 Here's the usual snek thread: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/397-¡snek/?do=getNewComment
October 4Oct 4 Eastern Hognose (harmless). Google and other AI tools are usually wrong. You should help it out of the pool. It'll drown if it can't get out. Thanks, that's good to know.
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