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  • ClubWhatever
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    Todd has had a nice conference season.  He battles at the plate.  His AB before the Skyler slam was the turning point of the game.  

  • Horny Bull
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    #28 for Ivan. He has tied the record. 

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That 3-0 pitch right down the middle that he called a ball was like watching the first pitch for the angels with frank drebin behind the plate.  Except drebin eventually made the correct call. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Wow. Never seen this before 

Well, the game is all about the ump. Every fan in the stands is there to see him call a game 

2 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Umpire ejected himself for sucking 

 

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Oh you fucking pussy get the fuck out of here you useless Cocksucker. Can’t handle some fucking heat? Don’t be an ump you wannabe fucking hall monitor 

 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

umpire finally realized how much of bitch he is and left in disgrace 

 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Fucking umpire delay. God I hate these fucking people. Self absorbed cunts 

 

God I love Surly... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It isn't on him guys how can you predict a heat index like this in late May in Austin Texas. 

Bet this dude couldn’t make it through the police academy cause he’s a fucking moron(which is really saying something when you’re too stupid to be a cop) so he became an ump. He’s probably divorced. And an alcoholic. Fucking over home teams is the only excitement he gets. That and replays of MASH. 

Just now, ztejas said:

It isn't on him guys how can you predict a heat index like this in late May in Austin Texas. 

Shut the fuck up there’s been hotter games at the disch and every god damn umpire has made it through the game. Fucking suck it up or retire, worthless old bastard 

Jesus fucking Christ throw him back out there. If he dies he dies. He’s like a million anyways. And he’ll die doing what he loves. Being a horrible umpire 

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Just now, Fletch said:

Jesus fucking Christ throw him back out there. If he dies he dies. He’s like a million anyways. And he’ll die doing what he loves. Being a horrible umpire 

Peak/apex/summit Surly.

Robots scare the shit out of me cause like Skynet and whatnot, but gimme some robot umps

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Shut the fuck up there’s been hotter games at the disch and every god damn umpire has made it through the game. Fucking suck it up or retire, worthless old bastard 

I'm fucking kidding. Relax, tonto.

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm fucking kidding. Relax, tonto.

calm the big lebowski GIF

This is crazy, Texas already down 5-0 in top of the 5th...

Really need a win here Horns !!!

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

This is crazy, Texas already down 5-0 in top of the 5th...

Really need a win here Horns !!!

Eh at this point I’m cool with the 2 seed. Especially 90 miles east. Or in south bend. Then get a home super. Then dogpile to make up for 2014

Walk... Now bases are loaded, 2 outs

Pierce has seen enough

Stevens is GONE !!!

Stevens may have not been that great today, but blue fucked him on some missed calls also.

Why would you let Stevens come back out after sitting for 30min.

Just now, dcar00 said:

Why would you let Stevens come back out after sitting for 30min.

Hey!!!! Where ya been!?!?!? Odd of you to show up when we’re losing 

Just popped in to ask why we can't finish a series strong against any team not from Waco. 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Just popped in to ask why we can't finish a series strong against any team not from Waco. 

The back half of our staff is garbage. 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Hey!!!! Where ya been!?!?!? Odd of you to show up when we’re losing 

I'm at the game fucknut.

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Just out of curiosity, what happens if this ump is injured? Can you play with just two?

Kansas leads 5-0 after 4 1/2 innings

KU with 7 hits

Texas   1 hit

Just now, zlavydra said:

Just out of curiosity, what happens if this ump is injured? Can you play with just two?

In theory you can play with just one.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Just popped in to ask why we can't finish a series strong against any team not from Waco. 

Witt injury and Nixon going from like a J Brent lite to a mediocre overall. He’s had his moments but man losing him as our shutdown closer really fucking hurt. And Witt injury took Gordon out of the bullpen 

Time to put our rally caps on. We need to show patience and use every out we have. 

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Just out of curiosity, what happens if this ump is injured? Can you play with just two?

Are you at the game too and having ideas?

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Just out of curiosity, what happens if this ump is injured? Can you play with just two?

You can play with 1 umpire if coaches agree.

Even can play with just 1 Ref in NBA

 

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I'm at the game fucknut.

Just giving you shit dude. You do have a tendency to post more when we’re losing though. Don’t mind. Do your thing, bud 

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

The back half of our staff is garbage. 

Yeah...but why is the third starter for the teams worse than us so much better than ours? Are the other teams conceding the first game or two and saving a better arm to salvage Game 3? I haven't kept up closely enough to know on that. 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Just giving you shit dude. You do have a tendency to post more when we’re losing though. Don’t mind. Do your thing, bud 

I've been posting all year. When everyone said we were gonna run the table to #1 and when we decide to shit the bed to a 2 seed.

You have a tendency to see what you want to see like most gen z. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I've been posting all year. When everyone said we were gonna run the table to #1 and when we decide to shit the bed to a 2 seed.

You have a tendency to see what you want to see like most gen z. 

Eh whatever not in the mood. Was just throwing surly shit as a joke. Who gives a shit. Enjoy the rest of the game and our comeback, dude 

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

yep.  No longer instant fly out.

*strikeout/popout

2 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Daly homer gets Texas on the board.

He didn't get on base but I will take it.

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