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#3
15 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

That's a hanging

Still should be.  I've had some get "lost" before.  It adds up in a hurry. 

#7
2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

And where the hell do you find 'loose' cattle these days?

On ranches/farms where the owners were away.

#8

I’m not in the cattle business and didn’t know that the Texas & Southwestern Cattle Association had rangers with arresting power. 
 

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#9

Sounds to me like some people in that county never learned how to build a decent fence and he got fucking tired of it.

#11

Man, what's going on out there in Loving County? First, the sheriff's wife gets murdered for her diamond ring, now the Judge gets arrested for cattle rustling! 

 

#12
4 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

I’m not in the cattle business and didn’t know that the Texas & Southwestern Cattle Association had rangers with arresting power. 
 

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You ever watch Yellowstone? It's kinda like that without all the explosions. They have surprising powers.

#13

Total population of Loving Co is 117.  Anybody else here ever been to Mentone?  Eaten a burger at the Horseshoe?  Or a burrito at the burrito stand?

I can see why someone would steal cattle just for something to do. 

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Pronouns, how do they work?

#14
5 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

I’m not in the cattle business and didn’t know that the Texas & Southwestern Cattle Association had rangers with arresting power. 
 

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I was just going to post that. Huh.

I also learned the word estray.

#16
8 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Good Ol Skeet..LOL

 

And where the hell do you find 'loose' cattle these days?

On the road after you cut a few fences

#18
6 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

I’m not in the cattle business and didn’t know that the Texas & Southwestern Cattle Association had rangers with arresting power. 
 

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Yep. Those rusty blue signs aren’t just for show. 

#19
1 hour ago, Jackson P. Neighbors said:

I also learned the word estray.

Any time a cow wanders through a fence onto a roadway and they call the S.O. the cow is rounded up and if they can't find the owner there's a public notice of estray published in the local paper. If nobody claims it, off to the sale barn and the county keeps the cash. If you do claim it, they fine the shit out of you. Lose/Lose, fix your fence.

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#20
9 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

And where the hell do you find 'loose' cattle these days?

Well it says right there that it's the "Loving Country Sheriff's Office", must be a lot of swinging beef on the Pecos.

"Horny livestock scares you to death."

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#21
10 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Good Ol Skeet..LOL

 

And where the hell do you find 'loose' cattle these days?

Ain’t but one person to answer this question… 

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#22
2 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Total population of Loving Co is 117. 

118 Surly posters could move there and run that county.  Loving County….home of the County’s largest combination gun store/shooting range/titty bar/bbq restaurant/and THC dispensary.

Fuck you Wall Drugs! Bow before the new overlord

#23
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

118 Surly posters could move there and run that county.

Start our own town. Surly, Texas.

#25
20 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Loving County….home of the County’s largest combination gun store/shooting range/titty bar/bbq restaurant/and THC dispensary.

For a second I read this as an actual place. Was already warming up the truck. 

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#27
11 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Good Ol Skeet..LOL

uh ... no relation.

#29
2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Well it says right there that it's the "Loving Country Sheriff's Office", must be a lot of swinging beef on the Pecos.

"Horny livestock scares you to death."

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Tommy Lee is disappoint.

#30
Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Tommy Lee is disappoint.

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#32

What the fuck is wrong with you Loving county?

 

10 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

I’m not in the cattle business and didn’t know that the Texas & Southwestern Cattle Association had rangers with arresting power. 
 

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That is the agency that runs the brand inspector regime in Texas. I guess a TSCA "Ranger" is either just a Brand Inspector or maybe an extra special Brand Inspector. You can't haul or transport, much less sell, any livestock in TX* without a Brand Inspection paperwork. themoreyouknow.gif

 

* this is true in most states and it may be that if you cross a county line you need an Inspection. Can't remember, but you can't buy or sell (buyer has to have paperwork to transport) without it so I always wonder about the particulars of these modern cattle rustling transactions but they never give details.

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#34
7 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Total population of Loving Co is 117.  Anybody else here ever been to Mentone?  Eaten a burger at the Horseshoe?  Or a burrito at the burrito stand?

I can see why someone would steal cattle just for something to do. 

The population must be exploding. It was 91 the last time I checked. Either they are horny out there, or nearly 30 people decided this is a good place put down roots. 
CHIEF

#36
8 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Total population of Loving Co is 117.  Anybody else here ever been to Mentone?  Eaten a burger at the Horseshoe?  Or a burrito at the burrito stand?

I can see why someone would steal cattle just for something to do. 

Whelp, from the same album:

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#37
2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Whelp, from the same album:

 

Always loved that line. Last time I saw him, his voice had gotten so gravely it actually took away from it.  Of course, Lyle was killing it so the contrast may have made it worse. 

#38
On 5/21/2022 at 12:55 AM, Brothahorn said:

And where the hell do you find 'loose' cattle these days?

Aggy with a pocket full of cash looking to Skeet could point you in the right direction

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#39

Judges.

What absolute jokes they are.

“What do you call an attorney with a low IQ who couldn’t hack in a law practice?”

”Your Honor”.

#40
21 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you make a million dollars in Texas raising cattle?

start with 2 million

QFT

I used to laugh at people thinking my family in Brewster Co was “rich” b/c they had 30k acres and ran cattle.  
 

Lot of people really bought into JR & Sue Ellen.

#42
On 5/21/2022 at 10:48 AM, clapclapclap said:

Well it says right there that it's the "Loving Country Sheriff's Office", must be a lot of swinging beef on the Pecos.

"Horny livestock scares you to death."

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Brad Wesley had been eating well 

#43
2 hours ago, Cajun said:

QFT

I used to laugh at people thinking my family in Brewster Co was “rich” b/c they had 30k acres and ran cattle.  
 

Lot of people really bought into JR & Sue Ellen.

In all fairness, if they sold it they’d be very rich. But you just don’t sell land. Catch 22 of the highest order.  

#44
45 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

In all fairness, if they sold it they’d be very rich. But you just don’t sell land. Catch 22 of the highest order.  

They did.  They are most definitely not very rich.

 

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#45

Always had a painful laugh to myself looking at the poor Beeves on our place.  
 

5 inches of rain/yr on avg.

It was like they were staring into my soul saying, “What the fuck did we ever do to you?!!!”

#47

I can’t remember who is who on here but I thought a different poster put up a pic of a panther that Hallie shot. Maybe on the other site.

#48
8 minutes ago, davidg said:

I can’t remember who is who on here but I thought a different poster put up a pic of a panther that Hallie shot. Maybe on the other site.

The Wolf brand chili cat?  That’s Cajun. 

#49

Hallie was my Great Grandmother.  Not the one that she shot, but here’s one on the front porch of our store that my cousin did complete with Wolf Brand Chili hat and smiling, very pleased grandmother…

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I’ll try to find the black & white of Hallie w/the pinche panther muerto.

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#50

Story behind that photo-

As kids we all used to bug the shit out of Grandma while she was fixin’ up dinner knowing full well that at some point she’d break her cool and say, “Damnit, you kids get out of my hair!!!  Go get a gun from the closet and just try not to shoot each other!”

My cousin in the pic pulled that scam on her, went walking up in the hills across from the store with a .22 rifle(pictured), and ended up shooting that fucker right betwixed the eyes as it was stalking him on the ridge line.  You read that right, a fucking .22.

He came back to the store debating whether to tell Grandma what he had done.

Little did he know that he would be heralded as a family hero after he finally got up the guts to spill the beans.  If you doubt me on that, just look at her smile for a minute.

Like I said, cattle ranchers.

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