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You know, there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit.

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Like that guy that invented the pet rock?  You see, that's what you have to do.  You have to use your MIND and come up with some really great idea like that.  You can make MILLIONS and never have to work again!

Well alright.  It was a "jump to conclusions" mat.  You see, it would be this mat, that you put on the floor.  And it would have different conclusions that... you could jump to.

I've been high about 10 times my entire life.  One of which, I was alone and thought Office Space would be a great time.  This scene came on, and I laughed for so long I actually thought I was about to die.  /csb

Well just a second there professor.  We uh FIXED the glitch.  So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore so it'll just work itself out naturally.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

The Bobs are two of my favorite characters in all of cinema.

 

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There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Well, well look. I already told you. I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!

This movie, like a lot of others, never held any interest for me when it came out and several years later.  But I caught it one day and just laughed my ass off, watch it whenever I catch it on.  

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?

This really is one of the most underrated lines in the whole movie. Because nobody knows what that means.

well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob.  
 
I'd go for an initech t-shirt
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I see you and raise

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Got my brother an initech mug for his birthday a few years ago.  Just shipped it him from Amazon with a card wishing him well signed by Michael Bolton. I didn’t indicate who was the true source. 

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Bob Slydell’s rage and disgust when Lumbergh doesn’t agree with their recommendation to promote Peter gets me every time.

We feel…

Like the 7-11 right?  You take a penny from the jar…

FROM THE CRIPPLED CHILDREN?

No that’s the jar, I’m talking about the tray…pennies for everyone 

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5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Bob Slydell’s rage and disgust when Lumbergh doesn’t agree with their recommendation to promote Peter gets me every time.

I’ll handle this

I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every day this week…drag up to Las Colinas. Yeah I’m doing the drywall there at the new McDonalds. 

hahahaha can I get you gentlemen something more to drink or maybe something to nibble on some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas???? 😃 

It is horrible*. This idea. 

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6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It is horrible*. This idea. 

Should be the permanent Surly motto

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

What???  Did you just hang up on me?   Nobody hangs up on me!   We’re THROUGH.  Don’t call me again.  And you wanna know what?  IVE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!!!!

That means that every day you see me... that's on the worst day of my life.

Nobody in this country can pronounce my name. It's not that hard.

To conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary.

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.

7 hours ago, Damor said:

That means that every day you see me... that's on the worst day of my life.

what about today? is today the worst day of your life?

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