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  • Probably down there having as much batshit-crazy, freedom sex as she could cram into a day. All hot and sweaty, her toned yoga body, just......uh.....sorry, where were we again? 

  • Nah, I don’t handle criminal law.    I did have a divorce client once who was in jail (minimum security) for a pretrial treatment program and escaped. Straight up walked out, got in a cab, went

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So the dead girl was the town bike?

i was looking for a thread on this the other day, I think. i think the lede is more the cycling prominence of the victim. and I haven't read/heard about what happened but it sounds like maybe this is just a whole cycling murder? Is cycling just completely fucked up in general, or is it something in the lake?

Nobody really cares unless the cyclist was killed by a car. 

Psycho Yoga Instructor shoots cyclist (not doing the victim Justice) 9 times over a total dipshit that never would have married that crazy anyway 

One of the articles I read said the genius shooter pulled up one whole minute after the cyclist was dropped enough. And she was crafty enough to park in front of a neighbor’s house instead. Shockingly, cameras foiled that plan too. 

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Psycho Yoga Instructor shoots cyclist (not doing the victim Justice) 9 times over a total dipshit that never would have married that crazy anyway 

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10 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Is there a bounty?

Is the bounty in cash or check? 

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is the bounty in cash or check? 

Bounty, aisle 12

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What's the over/under the alleged murderer has already killed herself? I read somewhere that her plate was picked up on a plate reader that triggered a "flock activation" but not sure if that's very reliable.

Also, she had a Class B Theft of Service warrant from 2018. What were the circumstances of that incident?

The douchebro in all this, the male, he seems like a grifty piece of work as well.

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Psycho Yoga Instructor shoots cyclist (not doing the victim Justice) 9 times over a total dipshit that never would have married that crazy anyway 

I bet she was an all star in the sack

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The perp:

Kaitlin Armstrong is being sought after by US Marshals

Moriah Wilson was found dead on May 11

 

The victim:

Moriah Wilson, 25, was found dead after appearing to be part of a love triangle

<p>Anna Moriah Wilson was shot dead at a friend’s house in Texas on 11 May </p>

 

And apparently, this is the guy worth killing somebody over:

Colin Strickland allegedly lied about where he was going before the date, police say, saying his phone was dead so Kaitlin couldn't contact him

I’m pretty sure that second picture is the victim.

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The perp:

Kaitlin Armstrong is being sought after by US Marshals

I am VERY interested in this story.

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

And apparently, this is the guy worth killing somebody over:

Colin Strickland allegedly lied about where he was going before the date, police say, saying his phone was dead so Kaitlin couldn't contact him



that guy is going to have them lined up at his door 

3 hours ago, CHEF DIESEL said:

What's the over/under the alleged murderer has already killed herself? I read somewhere that her plate was picked up on a plate reader that triggered a "flock activation" but not sure if that's very reliable.

How do you do over/under on that?

8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

How do you do over/under on that?

She's either dead....   Or she's not.

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

She's either dead....   Or she's not.

And you're either over her, or under her, or......look dude, we're not going to judge you either way.  We're in the nest in the trust tree or something.

16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

She's either dead....   Or she's not.

Thanks Schrödinger. 

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

 

Moriah Wilson was found dead on May 11

 

 

 

And apparently, this is the guy worth killing somebody over:

Colin Strickland allegedly lied about where he was going before the date, police say, saying his phone was dead so Kaitlin couldn't contact him

Kind of got a soggy bottom boys look to him.  Chicks dig musicians.

44 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

She's either dead....   Or she's not.

I mean I guess you could do it on the number of days after she ran.  I am betting she doesn't kill herself.  She hated that gal and doesn't want her to win.  So I would go with at least a year.  You could also do an over/under on number of miles from Austin before arrested.  I'm going to go with 350.   How far can you travel on a bike in West Texas in May before you have to go to a convenience store or fast food joint?

is the perp a cyclist too, or just a yoga instructor?  If both, should be super easy to catch if people just listen.  no way she could shut up about 'sharing the road' or how the yoga lifestyle is sooo much better for you.

What's the over/under the alleged murderer has already killed herself? I read somewhere that her plate was picked up on a plate reader that triggered a "flock activation" but not sure if that's very reliable.
Also, she had a Class B Theft of Service warrant from 2018. What were the circumstances of that incident?
The douchebro in all this, the male, he seems like a grifty piece of work as well.

95% of those cases are people failing to make their payments to Rent-a-Center places.
3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I mean I guess you could do it on the number of days after she ran.  I am betting she doesn't kill herself.  She hated that gal and doesn't want her to win.  So I would go with at least a year.  You could also do an over/under on number of miles from Austin before arrested.  I'm going to go with 350.   How far can you travel on a bike in West Texas in May before you have to go to a convenience store or fast food joint?

Seeing as how her murder plan consisted of immediately telling someone she was going to get a gun and kill that poor girl and that she showed up to the house a minute after the dude dropped her off, cameras be damned… I guessing she wouldn’t be too hard to track down. She can’t use cards, banks, etc… probably has the kind of nest egg in cash you’d expect a yoga instructor dating a semi-pro gravel bike racer to have.  I bet they’d have caught her by now if she was still running.  At some point the crazy subsided just enough to have a “what have i done?” moment.  

I read in one of the initial stories that text messages on Mo’s phone made it pretty clear that she was also being misled and was unaware he had gotten back together with Crazy Red.   That’s a lot to live with, knowing you killed a girl that didn’t even know she was betraying you.  
 

2 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

That’s a lot to live with, knowing you killed a girl that didn’t even know she was betraying you.  
 

Are you applying logic to a woman scorned?

13 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Psycho Yoga Instructor shoots cyclist (not doing the victim Justice) 9 times over a total dipshit that never would have married that crazy anyway 

One of your sorority sisters?

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Are you applying logic to a woman scorned?

Not really logic, I just think the crazy ebbs and flows and somewhere in its waning stage she realizes how back she fucked up. 

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

One of your sorority sisters?

OKnowYouDont.

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1 hour ago, scottsins said:


I don’t have a sub, so could you tell me what the technicality was?

“The day after Ms. Wilson was found dead, the police took Ms. Armstrong into custody on an unspecified misdemeanor warrant but were then informed that the warrant was not valid and told Ms. Armstrong she could leave if she wanted to, the affidavit said.”

The alleged killer has a warrant out for Class B Theft of Service out of Montgomery County.

She failed to get cups and magnets out to her subscribers, too?

6 minutes ago, CHEF DIESEL said:

The alleged killer has a warrant out for Class B Theft of Service out of Montgomery County.

Let's not forget Dude that thieving services, um......um, ya know domestic.....within the county.....that ain't legal either.

9 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

And apparently, this is the guy worth killing somebody over:

Colin Strickland allegedly lied about where he was going before the date, police say, saying his phone was dead so Kaitlin couldn't contact him

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Red heads man, they can be an extra kind of crazy 

Matrix here proves it - 

 

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10 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

And apparently, this is the guy worth killing somebody over:

Colin Strickland allegedly lied about where he was going before the date, police say, saying his phone was dead so Kaitlin couldn't contact him

Is that Romeo Rose's less regarded little brother?

48 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Not unless she plans on having an abortion too.

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4 hours ago, scottsins said:


I don’t have a sub, so could you tell me what the technicality was?

The day after Ms. Wilson was found dead, the police took Ms. Armstrong into custody on an unspecified misdemeanor warrant but were then informed that the warrant was not valid and told Ms. Armstrong she could leave if she wanted to, the affidavit said.

The Austin police did not immediately respond to messages seeking further comment. Mr. Strickland and his sponsor, Red Bull, did not respond to email requests for comment. Ms. Armstrong could not be reached.

 

That's all there is.

Official statement from Red Bull regarding alleged murderer Ms. Armstrong's subsequent flight from authorities: "Red Bull gives you wings!"

Dyes her hair either blonde or brunette, does a reverse MS-150 to Houston, and ends up swiping the “let’s do this” on a Tinder profile (cough) (not saying I’ve ever dabbled in the Tinders) (cough), but asking for friends?

Ain't a single one of those three worth killing for. 

99.984% sure she’s already killed herself

A broad genius enough to park in front of victim’s next door neighbor as means of concealing her crime has seemingly zero chance of evading arrest/detection for this long.

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