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On 5/24/2022 at 8:28 AM, chainsaw said:

Average Austin male

No man-bun.

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  • Probably down there having as much batshit-crazy, freedom sex as she could cram into a day. All hot and sweaty, her toned yoga body, just......uh.....sorry, where were we again? 

  • Nah, I don’t handle criminal law.    I did have a divorce client once who was in jail (minimum security) for a pretrial treatment program and escaped. Straight up walked out, got in a cab, went

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1 hour ago, Cajun said:

No man-bun.

I don't see those as much anymore.

On 6/24/2022 at 3:35 AM, CooterBrown said:

All you need is someone’s name, address, and SSN to get a Venmo account. Use that account to collect your OnlyFans, etc, earnings. You can then get a Venmo debit card mailed to a different mailing address and use it for expenses. Earn enough to get a passport on the dark web. Various countries’ passports can be had for as little as $5K. Get one and truly disappear forever.

 

could I get that website from you?

 

 

 
could I get that website from you?
 
 

When that Malaysian airliner went down a few years ago, an article casually stated there were a dozen fake passports on that plane. I then read there’s like 10M fake passports in circulation and there’s no centralized system that actually verifies the legitimacy of a passport at any airport. When they scan it, it’s just digitizing the info and checking the passport number if it’s on a watch list. It doesn’t check if the number exists or if the passport is legitimate. That sent me down a rabbit hole where I downloaded the Tor browser and found a dark web website that sold fake passports. They basically had a dozen countries to choose from. They were all real blank passports they could fill out and deliver. A country like Belize was $3K. Germany was $20K.
2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


When that Malaysian airliner went down a few years ago, an article casually stated there were a dozen fake passports on that plane. I then read there’s like 10M fake passports in circulation and there’s no centralized system that actually verifies the legitimacy of a passport at any airport. When they scan it, it’s just digitizing the info and checking the passport number if it’s on a watch list. It doesn’t check if the number exists or if the passport is legitimate. That sent me down a rabbit hole where I downloaded the Tor browser and found a dark web website that sold fake passports. They basically had a dozen countries to choose from. They were all real blank passports they could fill out and deliver. A country like Belize was $3K. Germany was $20K.

Damn $20K is steep for something that if it's fake or defective I'm completely without recourse.

On 6/24/2022 at 2:35 AM, CooterBrown said:

All you need is someone’s name, address, and SSN to get a Venmo account. Use that account to collect your OnlyFans, etc, earnings. You can then get a Venmo debit card mailed to a different mailing address and use it for expenses. Earn enough to get a passport on the dark web. Various countries’ passports can be had for as little as $5K. Get one and truly disappear forever.

Oddly specific.

Damn $20K is steep for something that if it's fake or defective I'm completely without recourse.

You’re paying for the ability to travel to nearly any country without a visa which would bring scrutiny on you and your passport.
58 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


You’re paying for the ability to travel to nearly any country without a visa which would bring scrutiny on you and your passport.

And what you actually get in the mail is a pic of dickbutt

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


You’re paying for the ability to travel to nearly any country without a visa which would bring scrutiny on you and your passport.

Oh I understand why, if you actually get what you ordered, it would be worth $20k. But that sure is a lot of trust for a dark web transaction.

Wow! Costa Rica huh? Good! Glad that caught her crazy ass! 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Costa Rica huh? Good! Glad that caught her crazy ass! 

RE: Jarom just called collective Cougarboard "sensitive" on BYUSN

😀 I'm kidding of course, it was just too easy

Being that she's surely guilty, she had to run -- it was the only sane choice.

Too bad she's batshit, and not great at executing sane choices.

On 6/27/2022 at 4:22 PM, Cajun said:

No man-bun.

You made me laugh / spit out coffee !!

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If you’re going to skip the country, probably best to avoid TOURIST areas 

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A hostel in Costa Rica, I guess that was worth it 

U.S. Marshals worked with Homeland Security and authorities in Costa Rica to find her at the hostel on Santa Teresa Beach, which borders to Pacific Ocean, the U.S. Marshals Service announced Thursday. She will be deported and returned to the U.S. 

Investigators found Armstrong, 34, had used a phony passport on May 18 to board a United Airlines flight from Newark, New Jersey, to San Jose, Costa Rica, according to U.S. Marshals.

Armstrong had also sold her black Jeep to a CarMax dealership in south Austin on May 13 prior to leaving Texas, U.S. Marshals said.

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15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A hostel in Costa Rica, I guess that was worth it 

Probably down there having as much batshit-crazy, freedom sex as she could cram into a day. All hot and sweaty, her toned yoga body, just......uh.....sorry, where were we again? 

So this is why they didn’t hold batshit crazy? Lulz…43 days later they catch her ass…after she sells her Jeep for cash. Top notch on the letting her escape! 

“Armstrong was later arrested for an outstanding Class B warrant and was questioned in connection to Wilson's murder. She said she heard about Wilson's death from Strickland, but was not able to explain why her vehicle was in the area when confronted with the video evidence. The affidavit states she did not make any denials surrounding the statements presented to her. 

Armstrong soon requested to leave, so the interview ended. Police said she was released when first taken into custody because her birthday was wrong on the warrant and in the department's system, causing a legal discrepancy. The warrant stated her birthday was in April instead of in November, which is the correct date.”

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Man. Whatever murder porn show this ends up on, a few months after her sentencing, better have yakkity sax in the audio track. 

Does this story reach the previously achieved gold standard of the diaper wearing NASA astronaut? Maybe. The yoga mat going everywhere with her adds some style points.

Cue the self defense, mental abuse, and she knows she wouldn't get a fair trial defense.  $10 says she will use one or all three.

All that mileage on the run and she only lasted 43 days out in the cold with $12,000. Not much of a run. She could have camped out under a bridge along the river and lasted longer.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

So this is why they didn’t hold batshit crazy? Lulz…43 days later they catch her ass…after she sells her Jeep for cash. Top notch on the letting her escape! 

“Armstrong was later arrested for an outstanding Class B warrant and was questioned in connection to Wilson's murder. She said she heard about Wilson's death from Strickland, but was not able to explain why her vehicle was in the area when confronted with the video evidence. The affidavit states she did not make any denials surrounding the statements presented to her. 

Armstrong soon requested to leave, so the interview ended. Police said she was released when first taken into custody because her birthday was wrong on the warrant and in the department's system, causing a legal discrepancy. The warrant stated her birthday was in April instead of in November, which is the correct date.”

That's unfathomable white girl luck.

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

For those of you that would, a photo for your wallet. 

 

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I’d murder that pussy.

3 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

I’d murder that pussy.

Some of y'all are really down bad

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Some of y'all are really down bad

You'd take it to pound town and you know it.

 

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13 minutes ago, smuggs said:

You'd take it to pound town and you know it.

 

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Her look is dime-a-dozen. Have you even been to Steiner Ranch?

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Her look is dime-a-dozen. Have you even been to Steiner Ranch?

Lol, so you'd turn it down.

Ok, Varys.

 

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6 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Lol, so you'd turn it down.

Once you've had one brush with crazy eyes, you never ever want that in your life again. And this one doesn't just look the part.

16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Once you've had one brush with crazy eyes, you never ever want that in your life again. And this one doesn't just look the part.

I think some of the surly would time travel  just to blow themselves. Having said that, I worry that one of those that would do one of these type gals lack self preservation instincts? 

Says the woman who posts nudes of herself on this site, of all places. 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I think some of the surly would time travel  just to blow themselves. Having said that, I worry that one of those that would do one of these type gals lack self preservation instincts? 

DMHS

41 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Her look is dime-a-dozen. Have you even been to Steiner Ranch?

We’ll… yeah. But we’d all bang 10 out of 12 at Steiner Ranch and so would you. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Says the woman who posts nudes of herself on this site, of all places. 

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We’ll… yeah. But we’d all bang 10 out of 12 at Steiner Ranch and so would you. 

Depends on how much shit I feel like putting up with. But Armstrong? She's nuts and it's a kind of crazy you can spot from the parking lot.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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If you don't catch them while Immamac is busy making McRibs, you'll never see them.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I think some of the surly would time travel  just to blow themselves.

Pretty sure Kaitlin McBicyclemurder here could teach us the necessary yoga pose, no time travel required.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

If you’re going to skip the country, probably best to avoid TOURIST areas 

To be fair, that’s a pretty remote part of Costa Rica but yeah Playa Santa Teresa is definitely a tourist town these days. Wonder how she fucked up to catch the attention of the CR police or someone else there. Basically to get there she could have taken a puddle jumper, bus, or private van. Private van cash pay no ID. The plane would ask for ID and I’m also almost positive the bus there does too. So she did one of those 2 things if that’s how she got caught. But seems like it would have been a much quicker arrest.

if she tripped up in Santa Teresa she likely was a moron and used her passport for the hostel.  

I’ll put it this way, there is basically no local police presence there. Americans go on extended vacations there all the time and wouldn’t attract any attention at all. She did something really stupid to get caught once she was able to get to San Jose.
 

They somehow figured out she went out on a flight from Newark to San Jose.  Not reported yet what tipped them off to the Newark flight.

Once they had her pinned to being in CR it probably wasn't too hard...just took some time to ask around all the yoga studios if a new crazy gringo had been showing up.

10 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Article I read said she had also undergone plastic surgery. Freaky shit

Hey, it's never a bad time for a Cupgrade!

She probably watched a bunch of YouTube and TikTok videos on how to flee authorities. When real journalists dig into this story, there will be some tremendous content that follows.

On 6/30/2022 at 12:35 PM, Blotto said:

 

Probably down there having as much batshit-crazy, freedom sex as she could cram into a day. All hot and sweaty, her toned yoga body, just......uh.....sorry, where were we again? 

 

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On 6/30/2022 at 3:42 PM, chainsaw said:

Her look is dime-a-dozen. Have you even been to Steiner Ranch?

Irrelevant 

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