June 1, 20187 yr woman live tweets man watching porn, jerking off, doesn't bother calling the skywaitress. worst part: dude didn't bother putting on headphones. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elly-shariat-southwest-airlines-masturbator_us_5b10289be4b0fcd6a834c239 baller: also, you have a small dick Edited June 1, 20187 yr by elfenix
June 1, 20187 yr Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I got to plead ignorance because if anyone had said that sort of thing was frowned upon when we took off.... I gotta say I've been on a lot of flights and, well, people do that all the time...
June 1, 20187 yr They bought their tickets Shana, they knew what they were getting into, I say, let 'em splooge!
June 1, 20187 yr Quote She alleged in another tweet that as the man was leaving the plane, “he looked at me, told me he hoped I enjoyed the show, patted my head, and then left.” Like a boss. Why didn't she take a picture of the dude and put his face and micro-dick on blast?
June 1, 20187 yr If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF. Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s. Edited June 1, 20187 yr by Art Vandelay
June 1, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said: If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF. Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s. Seems bullshitty to me too
June 1, 20187 yr She Why didn't she take a picture of the dude and put his face and micro-dick on blast? She just tweeted it:
June 1, 20187 yr 56 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said: If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF. Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s. Agree ! There is not a woman on the planet that can go five hours without getting up and going to the bathroom unless she is wearing adult diapers.
June 1, 20187 yr If he was watching porn without headphones, it seems like her story would at least be partially corroborated by other passengers.
June 1, 20187 yr was the guy dipping while jerking off? that might narrow down the list of potential surly who was the culprit
June 1, 20187 yr I just hope he wasn’t wearing flip flops. Nobody wants to have to look at his disgusting toes for five hours.
June 1, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said: If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF. Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s. Does SW have any 5 hour routes? OP flight tracker shows Vegas to philly. No way that’s nearly 5 hours. Countrrpoint: women and their grasp of time. Edited June 1, 20187 yr by Pato del Muerto
June 1, 20187 yr Dude must of saw their slogan and took the challenge. also SW only promises with their low fares "Nothing to Hide"... Edited June 1, 20187 yr by RollLeft
June 1, 20187 yr Clearly, the jerkoff should have soiled the air and pinched some nipples to assert dominance first.
June 1, 20187 yr Author 5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Does SW have any 5 hour routes? OP flight tracker shows Vegas to philly. No way that’s nearly 5 hours. Countrrpoint: women and their grasp of time. 4 hours 46 minutes gate to gate per flight aware https://flightaware.com/live/flight/SWA1753/history/20180529/1505Z/KLAS/KPHL Edited June 1, 20187 yr by elfenix
June 4, 20187 yr On 6/2/2018 at 3:00 PM, Ldogg53 said: Yeah her story reeks of bullshit. Agreed. There's no way he beat off and didn't recline his seat fully.
June 4, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, RPM said: Agreed. There's no way he beat off and didn't recline his seat fully. You silly amateur.........
June 4, 20187 yr 42 minutes ago, SDG said: Does this count as mile high club membership? Well, technically..... sex occurred. Edited June 4, 20187 yr by Incredulity
June 4, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, SDG said: Does this count as mile high club membership? Solo division.
June 4, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said: Solo division. Better than.... Hope Solo division. Wait a minute. Off the band names thread.
June 4, 20187 yr Was she sitting behind him? Was his seat reclined and that is really what this is all about?
June 4, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said: So you let him cum next to you? Twice? But instead of moving you tweet about it? Her on board post was more like this.... Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but....
June 5, 20187 yr 52 minutes ago, Capt said: Thanks alot Just reminds me that I don't use "Thanks a lot Bin Laden" enough in my life to explain away my troubles.
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