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Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?  I got to plead ignorance because if anyone had said that sort of thing was frowned upon when we took off.... I gotta say I've been on a lot of flights and, well, people do that all the time...

smh.... you can't make this shit up
Sounds like this PR powerhouse may have, though.

They bought their tickets Shana, they knew what they were getting into, 
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I say, let 'em splooge!

Pretty sure that this is a daily occurrence on Spirit Air. 

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She alleged in another tweet that as the man was leaving the plane, “he looked at me, told me he hoped I enjoyed the show, patted my head, and then left.”

Like a boss.

Why didn't she take a picture of the dude and put his face and micro-dick on blast?

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Edited by Art Vandelay

14 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Seems bullshitty to me too

56 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Agree !

There is not a woman on the planet that can go five hours without getting up and going to the bathroom unless she is wearing adult diapers.

If he was watching porn without headphones, it seems like her story would at least be partially corroborated by other passengers.

was the guy dipping while jerking off?  that might narrow down the list of potential surly who was the culprit

1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Does SW have any 5 hour routes?

OP flight tracker shows Vegas to philly. No way that’s nearly 5 hours. 

Countrrpoint:  women and their grasp of time. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Dude must of saw their slogan and took the challenge.

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also SW only promises with their low fares "Nothing to Hide"...

Edited by RollLeft

Clearly, the jerkoff should have soiled the air and pinched some nipples to assert dominance first.

Maybe he thought the plane was about to crash.

On 6/2/2018 at 3:00 PM, Ldogg53 said:

Yeah her story reeks of bullshit.

Agreed. There's no way he beat off and didn't recline his seat fully.

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

Agreed. There's no way he beat off and didn't recline his seat fully.

You silly amateur.........

Does this count as mile high club membership?  

Edited by SDG

42 minutes ago, SDG said:

Does this count as mile high club membership?  

Well, technically.....

 

sex occurred.

Edited by Incredulity

1 minute ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Solo division. 

Better than....

 

Hope Solo division.

 

Wait a minute.  Off the band names thread.

Was she sitting behind him?  Was his seat reclined and that is really what this is all about?

So you let him cum next to you? Twice?  

But instead of moving you tweet about it? 

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

So you let him cum next to you? Twice?  

But instead of moving you tweet about it? 

Her on board post was more like this....  

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but....

 

52 minutes ago, Capt said:

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Just reminds me that I don't use "Thanks a lot Bin Laden" enough in my life to explain away my troubles.

He was in the full upright and locked position.

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