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Just now, Valmy77 said:

You have to stay unreasonably optimistic if you are a baseball fan.

Hello Yang, I’m Yang. Ā 

Nice to make your acquaintance fine sir.

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Just now, ztejas said:

Getting dominated by an 8 ERA fuckhead.Ā 

Really glad Nixon handed them 6 runs.Ā 

Dude is firing hard and making great pitches. Whatever he does that makes him suck he is clearly not doing it today.

But hey...maybe it falls apart next inning.

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I mean every run we’ve made we’ve used 5, at most 6 pitchers. Hansen, Gordon, Stevens, Harrison and Morehouse with this lineup and defense behind em can pull it off. Playing our way into hosting has been a good start.Ā 

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Homeplate Ump sucks...

Hope this is Stevens last inning.Ā  Gotta think about saving him for the regional...Ā Ā 

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Homeplate Ump sucks...

Hope this is Stevens last inning.Ā  Gotta think about saving him for the regional...Ā Ā 

Gagree

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

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We get it. We want Texas to win. They probably won't. We know.

No need to belabor the point.

But things could still go right, we can all see the scenario where things go right. It's unlikely but that's why we are watching.

This team has had so many 5, 6, 7 and 8 spots against them Ā  I think we even gave up a 10 spot. Ā And it seems to usually involve Nixon. Ā  From closer to poser.Ā 

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Homeplate Ump sucks...

Hope this is Stevens last inning.Ā  Gotta think about saving him for the regional...Ā Ā 

Some of y'all seem to think the regional starts in 2 days.

Stevens is fine. He's barely thrown at all the past month.Ā 

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Homeplate Ump sucks...

Hope this is Stevens last inning.Ā  Gotta think about saving him for the regional...Ā Ā 

It's five fucking days. How could he possibly be used up? He is not even a starter.

Just now, Fletch said:

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Andy Dufresne ain’t walkin’ outta that bullpen brah.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

We get it. We want Texas to win. They probably won't. We know.

No need to belabor the point.

But things could still go right, we can all see the scenario where things go right. It's unlikely but that's why we are watching.

We get it, against all that you see in front of you Texas could still pull off the unthinkable and win it all. Ā No need to belabor…

ā€˜Goes both ways

Ying/YangĀ 

Edited by Cajun

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I only wish that was true but unfortunately Sthele and Nixon and even Stevens have had those kinds of performances all year. I don't know why, it is certainly not a lack of interest or effort.

It's a mystery. It's cost this team big all year.

Yeah, it goes without saying that those guys want to pitch well. No reason to ever try to be ineffective. Their struggles fall on the coaches. At least Stevens appears to have decent command. Beyond him and Harrison, I'm to the point of favoring Olivares. I doubt I'd pitch Nixon again this season in a game that matters...and from here out, they of course all do.Ā 

Our batters, meanwhile, are making the Sooner scrub look like Tom Seaver. That's pretty sad. Credit to their guys for hitting the occasional stuff our staff has managed to throw over the plate.

Rant over. Let's win out.Ā 

Ok Melendez got plunked again. Let's get something going.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Andy Dufresne ain’t walkin’ outta that bullpen brah.

But Tristan fucking Stevens isĀ 

silver lining. Ivan got that record that seemed to have been fucking with him. And like every weekend he’s had a little slump by his standards, he comes back and goes ape shit the next weekend. I’d welcome thatĀ 

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

We get it, against all that you see in front of you Texas could still pull off the unthinkable and win it all. Ā No need to belabor…

ā€˜Goes both ways

Ying/YangĀ 

Do you no how to do anything other than be an overly pessimistic dickhead?

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yeah, it goes without saying that those guys want to pitch well. No reason to ever try to be ineffective. Their struggles fall on the coaches. At least Stevens appears to have decent command. Beyond him and Harrison, I'm to the point of favoring Olivares. I doubt I'd pitch Nixon again this season in a game that matters...and from here out, they of course all do.Ā 

Our batters, meanwhile, are making the Sooner scrub look like Tom Seaver. That's pretty sad. Credit to their guys for hitting the occasional stuff our staff has managed to throw over the plate.

Rant over. Let's win out.Ā 

We do that

Just now, chase25 said:

Do you no how to do anything other than be an overly pessimistic dickhead?

I can tie a sheep shank?

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

We get it, against all that you see in front of you Texas could still pull off the unthinkable and win it all…

ā€˜Goes both ways

Ying/YangĀ 

We came back on this team from the same deficit in this same building earlier this year. No one here is being delusional. If you want to be cunty about it and talk shit about Tulowitzki then knock yourself out.Ā 

We need to get to this guy quick and often.Ā  Maybe this Martinez kid will lose the strike zone.

Just now, ztejas said:

We came back on this team from the same deficit in this same building earlier this year. No one here is being delusional. If you want to be cunty about it and talk shit about Tulowitzki then knock yourself out.Ā 

I was kidding about Tulo.

Dude kicks ass.

I just wanted to see who’d rescue ranger him.

I paused at the balk so I'm way behind.Ā 

I've never seen an ump inject himself into a mound meeting like this to "let" a manager het his money's worth. No way this ends well.

Okay well now it's over. Thanks Nixon. Awesome outing.Ā 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But nuke might be

Will he be wearing his garter correctly?

Just now, ztejas said:

Okay well now it's over. Thanks Nixon. Awesome outing.Ā 

How cunty

Just now, Cajun said:

I was kidding about Tulo.

Dude kicks ass.

I just wanted to see who’d rescue ranger him.

Dude you have a very odd incompetent way of trolling. Then again most would say trolling and incompetence often go hand and hand

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

I was kidding about Tulo.

Dude kicks ass.

I just wanted to see who’d rescue ranger him.

I'm not having a killer time either. But up until that DP we had a shot at this.Ā 

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I can tie a sheep shank?

You can paint housesĀ 

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm not having a killer time either. But up until that DP we had a shot at this.Ā 

No, because Nixon.

ā€˜Stop being so negative!!!

Just now, Fletch said:

You can paint housesĀ 

Oh, I’ve been known to paint some.

Now just wait and see who the 4 seed is and if they are bad enough to possibly get away with throwing Stevens for 3-4 to open the regional and having him out of the pen for the rest

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

We get it, against all that you see in front of you Texas could still pull off the unthinkable and win it all…

ā€˜Goes both ways

Ying/YangĀ 

What goes both ways? What is this Ying/Yang bullshit?

Ā 

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

Dude you have a very odd incompetent way of trolling. Then again most would say trolling and incompetence often go hand and hand

And, yet, here you are with a hook in your mouth.Ā 
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Hang on, I’ll get my pliers.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

What goes both ways? What is this Ying/Yang bullshit?

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It’s the duality of man. Ā The Jungian thing.

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Some of y'all seem to think the regional starts in 2 days.

Stevens is fine. He's barely thrown at all the past month.Ā 

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9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It's five fucking days. How could he possibly be used up? He is not even a starter.

Not a question of used up... Steven's has just recently transitioned back to the bullpen. Pitch two innings, then come out.

Better to protect him now before the regional.

This team is pretty good in some areas and severely lacking in other areas. It’s pointless to go back and forth on what this team will do in the postseason because of that fact. You’ve gotta go into this postseason with open mind and accept that anything can happen. But right now let’s comeback and beat these meth heads.Ā 

3 minutes ago, chase25 said:

Now just wait and see who the 4 seed is and if they are bad enough to possibly get away with throwing Stevens for 3-4 to open the regional and having him out of the pen for the rest

Instead of Morehouse? I know yesterday was not chill, but he’s been pretty chill lately. Then Hansen in the winners then Gordon to finish it offĀ 

8 minutes ago, Cajun said:

We do that

I thought you said our hitting gave us a puncher’s chance? Now we make everyone look like Tom Seaver?Ā 

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What goes both ways? What is this Ying/Yang bullshit?

Ā 

He has a fear of being let down so he chooses to believe they won’t accomplish anything so that it becomes a win/win situation for him. If the team fails he can run here and say I told you so, if they accomplish something ā€œwell they proved me wrong and wonā€.Ā 

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Just now, Valmy77 said:

I thought you said our hitting gave us a puncher’s chance? Now we make everyone look like Tom Seaver?Ā 

It comes and goes Valmy. Ā C’mon, you know this.

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