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I had a buddy that would always raise the alert by saying "turkeys are done!" that analogy still kills me

17 hours ago, slorch said:

Soft ones, hard ones, pink ones, brown ones.

Spill the wine, take that pearl…

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Wicked Weasel contest winner, Aug 2007 IIRC

We're focused on hard nipples here.  Please stay on topic.

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I know. No more said here but he asked a question that was easily answered. 

7 hours ago, davidg said:


Wicked Weasel contest winner, Aug 2007 IIRC

Legit lol. havent thought about wicked weasel contests in ages. still around apparently

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Judy Greer...mmmmm...

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

I had a buddy that would always raise the alert by saying "turkeys are done!" that analogy still kills me

Smuggling raisons.  

She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points of her own, sittin' way up high

Way up firm and high

 

As a scientist, I'm going to need to carefully review their experimental design before I accept the hypothesis that men project sexy emotions on photos of erect nipples.

 

 

On 5/26/2022 at 3:35 PM, Wally Fairway said:

what is next - some study to determine if water is indeed wet?

there is a 20 year old internet story about JLo having a nipple tweeker to get her nips ready for photo shoots and videos; 20 years later and I'd still volunteer.

The Tattlebuzz: Remember When "Jenny From The Block" Had a Professional  Nipple Tweaker?

I'd get fired on day 1.  wouldn't be able to resist saying "frt-frt".

Yoh know the researcher’s dad cried when his son told him what he wanted to study in college 

Next up, the State University of New York at Oswego will be conducting a study to see if heterosexual women prefer a man with a long penis over a man with a short penis.

9 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Next up, the State University of New York at Oswego will be conducting a study to see if heterosexual women prefer a man with a long penis over a man with a short penis.

newsflash - it's about A) money, B) status, C) money, D) penis
(if you have what they want with A & B, they will get some D from the pool boy)

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

newsflash - it's about A) money, B) status, C) money, D) penis
(if you have what they want with A & B, they will get some D from the pool boy)

My joke was if they preferred long penises over short penises, but I do apologize for offending your short penis.

52 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

My joke was if they preferred long penises over short penises, but I do apologize for offending your short penis.

my joke was writing it so they could get so D

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