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Needs more Markie Post.

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Gonna be really hard to match Judge Stone and Bull.

Looking at original cast, all the people alive are who I thought died and all that I thought died are alive. 

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Wonder if Dan’s schtick will be toned down at all.

Rauch is producing and plays Harry's daughter so I can see her doing a lot of #MeToo scolding to the wildly inappropriate/criminal acts of Dan.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

No Markie Post

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Come along, Gramps. You'll still find something to enjoy.

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On 5/28/2022 at 6:53 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Melissa Rauch can be a smoke show.

Rauch can be rude. Only 4'11" a true spinner.

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3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Wonder if Dan’s schtick will be toned down at all.

 

2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Rauch is producing and plays Harry's daughter so I can see her doing a lot of #MeToo scolding to the wildly inappropriate/criminal acts of Dan.

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8 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Looking at original cast, all the people alive are who I thought died and all that I thought died are alive. 

It's been a rough year or so for the Night Court alumni. 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I liked the original. Rauch better have those warlocks out every episode to hold my attention. 

Markie Post never did. She was always buttoned up and dressed very conservatively. What a wasted opportunity.

But when she made a guest appearance on Buck Rogers it was a different story.

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I liked the original. Rauch better have those warlocks out every episode to hold my attention. 

Oh, I should probably point out that Rauch never did in Big Bang Theory so I don’t see any reason why she would in a Night Court reboot. Kaley Cuoco spent a lot of time in early seasons wearing shorts and tank tops and still showed off a little bit late in the series.

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Rauch never wore anything sexy at all. She just has large breasts but never even gave us a look at some cleavage. Don’t get your hopes up. 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Markie Post never did. She was always buttoned up and dressed very conservatively. What a wasted opportunity.

This is true but it didn't matter because a young developing F250 took care of business with Markie Post all buttoned up.

"Oh, Night Courts on. Markie Post is the definition of a woman. Look at her shape..."

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Premieres Tuesday on NBC if y’all want to set your VCR’s 

On 5/29/2022 at 5:44 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Markie Post never did. She was always buttoned up and dressed very conservatively. What a wasted opportunity.

But when she made a guest appearance on Buck Rogers it was a different story.

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space hooker ?

Enjoyed the original show a lot, so I'll peak in. I'm not big on re-boots, but it can't be as shitty as most of the shit on TV these days.

Not sure John Larroquette’s Dan Fielding character can carry an entire show. We’ll see!

1 hour ago, GoPokes83 said:

Not sure John Larroquette’s Dan Fielding character can carry an entire show. We’ll see!

It can’t. I expect it to suck. Ms. Raunch’s talents will be hidden by a judge’s robe. 
 

I’m patiently waiting for Leonard, Howard, and Raj to reboot Cheers, Bosom Buddies, and Charles in Charge respectively. 

11 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It can’t. I expect it to suck. Ms. Raunch’s talents will be hidden by a judge’s robe

Well maybe there's something slutty on under that robe..

On 5/28/2022 at 7:00 PM, SmokeyTheBear said:

Looking at original cast, all the people alive are who I thought died and all that I thought died are alive. 

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46 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would like to be the meat in a Melissa Rauch and Anna Kendrick sandwich

I believe that is called a NowThis.

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would like to be the meat in a Melissa Rauch and Anna Kendrick sandwich

someone likes short chicks.

I loved Night Court back in the day.

The previews for this look like a typical awful multi-cam network show.

It would have been cool to re-boot Night Court as like an edgy single-cam show on FX or something.  This looks like hot garbage.

Larroquette was good, even though they gave him an unnecessary heartstring monologue moment in the premiere episode it was nice seeing the character again. Melissa was OK, not stellar but it’s just the first episodes so I’m not going to judge the character too much. I found the DA lady annoying, as well as the Court Clerk and the stenographer but that could be because I’m comparing them to the greatness that was the original cast. The laugh track was almost non stop and really annoying! By the end of the second episode it seemed like just another fairly sterile NBC sitcom. But I’ll give it another try.

Did not hate it. They definitely captured the feel of the original. I'm in for more.

this could go down as really fucking shitty if Larroquette wasn't in it.  He's the only saving grace.  

On 5/28/2022 at 7:00 PM, SmokeyTheBear said:

Looking at original cast, all the people alive are who I thought died and all that I thought died are alive. 

I think the only time I've truly experienced the Mandela Effect involved Larroquette. I have an honest to god memory of reading about him dying. I saw him on something probably a year later and thought "oh they must have filmed that before he died". Nope. Kind of freaked me out a little. 

On 5/29/2022 at 5:44 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Markie Post never did. She was always buttoned up and dressed very conservatively. What a wasted opportunity.

But when she made a guest appearance on Buck Rogers it was a different story.

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Markie Post's best work was on The Fall Guy

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Prime Melissa Rauch or Prime Markie. Go.

 

 

Markie

 

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Prime Melissa Rauch or Prime Markie. Go.

 

 

Markie

 

You can't make me choose.

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

You can't make me choose.

Sir. I said go.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Prime Melissa Rauch or Prime Markie. Go.

 

 

Markie

Show us a photo of Melissa Rauch in a bikini so we can compare. (Yes, RPM, we’ve all seen Markie in The Fall Guy. I figured a lot of people might never have seen or had forgotten Markie in Buck Rogers.)

For the record, this is not a bikini.

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I know some of you have a blind spot when it comes to judging feminine beauty. Let me help with that. How hot is Melissa in this pic?

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I noticed Rauch had an Executive Producer credit. I had to wonder...if she didn’t have Big Bang Theory money and name recognition, and wasn’t producing the show, would she be playing the judge on Night Court?

I’d bet that she won’t dress in anything more revealing than what she was wearing last night. Here’s a recent photo.

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Judging from all the people showing sincere interest in this show, it’s probably a good idea to remind your nurse that it’s time for jello. It helps with the joint and blood pressure medications

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Her "prime" is not now. It was probably 10 years and a couple of kids ago. 

Like when she did that Maxim shoot? Anything more prime than that?

I get it. She’s got big tits. For a lot of guys around here, that’s the sole criterion.

Did she have them done? Here she is in True Blood. It’s hard to know for sure since she never gives us a good look. She could just be wearing push-up bras a lot.

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like when she did that Maxim shoot? Anything more prime than that?

I get it. She’s got big tits. For a lot of guys around here, that’s the sole criterion.

Did she have them done? Here she is in True Blood. It’s hard to know for sure since she never gives us a good look. She could just be wearing push-up bras a lot.

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That’s Anna Paquin 

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like when she did that Maxim shoot? Anything more prime than that?

I'm not sure when that was. But probably around that time, yeah.

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