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13 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like when she did that Maxim shoot? Anything more prime than that?

I get it. She’s got big tits. For a lot of guys around here, that’s the sole criterion.

Did she have them done? Here she is in True Blood. It’s hard to know for sure since she never gives us a good look. She could just be wearing push-up bras a lot.

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24 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

That’s Anna Paquin 

Maybe she's at the top of the stairs.

29 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

That’s Anna Paquin 

Oops. I didn’t think that looked like Anna. I’ve seen her in True Blood and she looked a lot better than that. That came up after googling “Melissa Rauch True Blood.” I’ll have to look again.

But the question stands — when was Melissa’s prime? Was it when she was on Big Bang Theory? That’s when I first saw her. I’ve seen a lot of pics of her on sites that cover celebs and that Maxim photo shoot seems to be as racy as it gets. (I was under the impression that she was already on the cast of BBT by then but I don’t know for sure.)

She was never sexy in BBT. I think her face is pretty average. She’s not slender. I’ve never gotten any kind of look at her backside. She’s got big tits. That’s it. 

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4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Prime Melissa Rauch or Prime Markie. Go.

 

 

Markie

 

Considering most of us went through puberty fapping to Markie Post we all probably have a special bond with Markie.

Vic was fapping to Marsha Warfield. 

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Gave it two episodes, I vote turd.

Yep I’m out
9 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Gave it two episodes, I vote turd.

To be fair, with the amount of commercial breaks they had in there, it was only one episode's worth of footage.

My wife and I watched both eps last night. We’re out. 

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