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21 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Griner needs to tell the Russkies she'll play on their olympic basketball team and she'll be out of prison in the twinkling of an eye.

I don’t think they have an Olympic team at present.

5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

they honestly have less of a history of violence than she does. 

Good one.

Tyreek Hill decided somehow it was okay to beat up a pregnant woman and break the bones of a 3-year kid. 

He's scum. Unbridled scum. 

i'm not saying that what she's done is morally worse than what he's done, i'm saying that her actual list of transgressions is way longer than his, at least that we know of. that's my entire point. she has a longer and more sustained history of violence than tyreek hill and joe mixon. same as i said before. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Maybe it’s a better location? You know, a penal enhancement?

Drunken carrier pigeon? 

 

ESPN: Griner's family might not know where she is for some time; according to her lawyers, "Notification is given via official mail and normally takes up to two weeks to be received."

On 10/26/2022 at 8:46 AM, shadow_operative said:

i'll say it again: if she were a man

Are You Sure Fast And Furious GIF by The Fast Saga

  • 4 weeks later...

Take some time off. Reflect upon your idiocy while writing the book that you'll make a shit ton on. 

How lopsided was the trade? I know nothing about this Viktor Bout, does he average a double double? 

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

How lopsided was the trade?

Think of Britney as Herschel Walker and Putin as Jerry Jones.

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Great news? L-O-Fucking-L. Traded an international arms dealer for a wife-beater. 

Just now, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Wait we left whelan though? Not saying this isn’t great news but that has to be crushing for his family. 

That's my general thought.  Happy for Griner but a 1:1 swap for an international criminal known as the Merchant of Death seems a little....unbalanced.

It seems we could have gotten quite a few Americans out as part of the deal...but then again WTF do I know.

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Great use of resources.  Imagine celebrating the exchange of a Bond villain for a WNBA player.    

29 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Wait we left whelan though? Not saying this isn’t great news but that has to be crushing for his family. 

As I mentioned on the politics board, the Whelan family has made a statement praising this move and not waiting for something that may not have happened with Whelan being freed as well.

Whelan’s brother as also come out and said this morning that he believes the US doesn’t have anyone that Russia wants in exchange for Paul. 

42 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Take some time off. Reflect upon your idiocy while writing the book that you'll make a shit ton on. 

How lopsided was the trade? I know nothing about this Viktor Bout, does he average a double double? 

Our shooting percentage went down. 

Great use of resources.  Imagine celebrating the exchange of a Bond villain for a WNBA player.    

Who’s dubbed the merchant of death, of all things.

What a bunch of miserable fucks up in here 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What a bunch of miserable fucks up in here 

It took you 38,134 posts to figure that out?

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’d never heard of this guy but he was a former US marine jailed in Russia, and we prisoner swapped a Russian drug dealer for his return back in April. Does stuff like this happen all the time and it just isn’t talked about? 
 

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/04/27/trevor-reed-texas-russia-prison-swap/

I'm not sure, but it appears you're suggesting that wasn't talked about at the time? It was a really big deal. No biggie you didn't hear about it, but it meant you weren't paying attention to pretty much any news source whatsoever. The story and interviews with him were plastered all over the place.

By the way, I'm very glad Griner has been released. I sure wish Whelan had been, too. There was also an educator who was arrested shortly after Griner for stupidly taking in marijuana he had a medical prescription for. I don't know what his status is, but it can't be good. 

Can I say "I'm glad that my fellow American is home safe, but that I'm pissed off that her actions ultimately led to the release of a real shitty dude"?

 

Was Billy King negotiating for the US? Didn't even get a single pick, unbelievable.  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

What a bunch of miserable fucks up in here 

moose out front shoulda told ya 

biggest transaction from the winter meetings? 

wait, wrong board

I have never understood the Britney defenders who think it is unjust that she be punished for breaking drug laws in the country where she was. No one put a gun to her head to play basketball in Russia, and certainly nobody made her transport drugs through an airport. 
 

And for it all, we released the “merchant of death” back to an enemy nation in the middle of an unjust invasion/war against Ukraine. 

I have never understood the Britney defenders who think it is unjust that she be punished for breaking drug laws in the country where she was. No one put a gun to her head to play basketball in Russia, and certainly nobody made her transport drugs through an airport. 
 
And for it all, we released the “merchant of death” back to an enemy nation in the middle of an unjust invasion/war against Ukraine. 

We blinked. This swap was offered over 4 months ago to include whelan and griner. Whatever Bout is tied to after this will have crazy blowback.
2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


We blinked. This swap was offered over 4 months ago to include whelan and griner. Whatever Bout is tied to after this will have crazy blowback.

They turned it down because they think (or say) that Whelan was involved in espionage or some shit. They aren't handing him over. Whelans family essentially said today that we tried and the Russians won't do any exchange for him.

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


We blinked. This swap was offered over 4 months ago to include whelan and griner. Whatever Bout is tied to after this will have crazy blowback.

You do nothing but lie. 

They turned it down because they think (or say) that Whelan was involved in espionage or some shit. They aren't handing him over. Whelans family essentially said today that we tried and the Russians won't do any exchange for him.

We just let the enemy walk. Remember that part in saving private Ryan where the enemy walks and at the end of the movie he rejoined shooting across the bridge?

Any blood tied to Bout is on this trade. And russia hates us way more than they did when we arrested him 14 years ago. They’re probably going to put him right to work….unless he’s handed his moralized papers and sent to Ukraine right away. That’d be funny
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Can I say "I'm glad that my fellow American is home safe, but that I'm pissed off that her actions ultimately led to the release of a real shitty dude"?

 

This is where I'm at.  It's obvious the charges against her were trumped up and fuck Russia in the goat ass with a rusty scalpel  But because of her fucking stupidity, a really dangerous man is now out of U.S. control and custody.  

So . . . welcome home, Brittney Griner.  And fuck you.  You better hope Viktor Bout causes no harm to your fellow American citizens in the future.

This is where I'm at.  It's obvious the charges against her were trumped up and fuck Russia in the goat ass with a rusty scalpel  But because of her fucking stupidity, a really dangerous man is now out of U.S. control and custody.  
So . . . welcome home, Brittney Griner.  And fuck you.  You better hope Viktor Bout causes no harm to your fellow American citizens in the future.
Yep, and instead Biden says "she represents the best about Amercia" or some other bullshit and will surely invite her to the White House, etc. You got the dumb cunt released. No need to celebrate it or her.
41 minutes ago, cabowabo said:
1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:
This is where I'm at.  It's obvious the charges against her were trumped up and fuck Russia in the goat ass with a rusty scalpel  But because of her fucking stupidity, a really dangerous man is now out of U.S. control and custody.  
So . . . welcome home, Brittney Griner.  And fuck you.  You better hope Viktor Bout causes no harm to your fellow American citizens in the future.

Yep, and instead Biden says "she represents the best about Amercia" or some other bullshit and will surely invite her to the White House, etc. You got the dumb cunt released. No need to celebrate it or her.

"Represents the best about America?"

Who said that? 

55 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

"Represents the best about America?"

Who said that? 

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2022/12/08/remarks-by-president-biden-on-the-release-of-brittney-griner/

Brittney is an incomparable athlete, a two-time Olympic Gold medalist for Team USA.  She endured mistreatment and a show — at a show trial in Russia with characteristic grit and incredible dignity.  She represents the best America — the best about America — just across the board, everything about her.  

Who was more likely to die in custody.  My money is on Whelan.  Griner being a celeb shouldn't have moved her to the front of the line.

14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Who was more likely to die in custody.  My money is on Whelan.  Griner being a celeb shouldn't have moved her to the front of the line.

There isn't a line. Whelan wasn't on the table. His own family has confirmed that. 

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


We just let the enemy walk. Remember that part in saving private Ryan where the enemy walks and at the end of the movie he rejoined shooting across the bridge?

Any blood tied to Bout is on this trade. And russia hates us way more than they did when we arrested him 14 years ago. They’re probably going to put him right to work….unless he’s handed his moralized papers and sent to Ukraine right away. That’d be funny

You posted elsewhere that you would have taken the same deal if you were in Griner's position. 

You posted elsewhere that you would have taken the same deal if you were in Griner's position. 

I said I would’ve hoped the US took me back.

I’m also not stupid enough to goto russia so your hypothetical gotcha was worthless to begin with
47 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2022/12/08/remarks-by-president-biden-on-the-release-of-brittney-griner/

Brittney is an incomparable athlete, a two-time Olympic Gold medalist for Team USA.  She endured mistreatment and a show — at a show trial in Russia with characteristic grit and incredible dignity.  She represents the best America — the best about America — just across the board, everything about her.  

Yeah next time he should call her a stupid piece of shit?

Fuck outta here

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