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2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

The Texas players need to stop being bitches and take their free pass without running their pie hole. Is that clear enough?

Very well stated.

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1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Yeah, let me hit you with this slider.  Hopefully Faltine was just trying to convey to the LA Tech pitcher that plunking 3 dudes in two innings is pretty busch. 

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3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

The Texas players need to stop being bitches and take their free pass without running their pie hole. Is that clear enough?

No, I meant that two of our players already did that tonight

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean if a dude is hitting players because he sucks at pitching breakers he should also be booed for sucking. But yea not on purpose.

I celebrate the other team's pitcher sucking.  Why would I boo?

3 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Hodo is another one. He always stares down the pitcher when they come inside on him. I’d plunk him just for that. See if he wants some. 

The LT P laughed at Hodo’s stare down after the last K.  Perfect ..

How about a dp here?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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“Get it outta her pants and into your FACE!”

Playing with fire allowing all these base runners.  Lets go!

Just now, WBT said:

How about a dp here?

Take it to to the porn forum!

1 minute ago, UTEX90 said:

Playing with fire allowing all these base runners.  Lets go!

Well we always complain about not throwing strikes so 

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

Gordon is kinda spastic right now.

He’s got good stuff, but he’s trying way too hard.  He need’s to settle down some and just trust it.

Come on Gordon... already 59 pitches thrown thru 3 innings.

Thankfully LaTech keeps stranding runners

Well fuck a duck. Watched the first two innings on my directv app, now it says not authorized at this time.

60 pitches through 3.  Hopefully he'll start to settle in.

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Well fuck a duck. Watched the first two innings on my directv app, now it says not authorized at this time.

Please report to the Principal’s office

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

His arm action looks weird too.

Yeah, he does have a tendency to get under the ball which leaves it high and flat.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Great pitch right there.

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NOW THAT looked like a guy who said, “fuck it, try to hit this shit bitch!”.

GODDAMN we may have a serious diamond in the rough here.  
 

He just needs to keep breathing through his eyelids.

4 hits and 6 baserunners in three innings. Probably can't go too long like that. Does Lukas have two more innings in him?

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

The real problem is they’re gonna be in our bullpen EARLY .. and that ain’t no good.

It'll be fine if they're down 5 or 6 at that point.

We're not really here to try to beat people 3-2 anymore.  It's taking some getting used to, but we can score 6+ so consistently that I think it's got a chance of working for a while.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

4 hits and 6 baserunners in three innings. Probably can't go too long like that. Does Lukas have two more innings in him?

Yes, he does. 
 

You can see the adrenaline hasn’t left him…

yet

Texas needs to score more runs... this game about to get even crazier 

It’s not the mound’s fault cockgobbler!

Almost hit EK, almost hits Ivan. Dude is shitting down his leg - can we please punish something? 

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Need the offense to pick up and Gordon to hopefully get us through 6 full.

I think he will start the 6th. Doubt he finishes.

 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Almost hit EK, almost hits Ivan. Dude is shitting down his leg - can we please punish something? 

Yeah, but he often comes back and makes good pitches.

Just now, zlavydra said:

Yeah, but he often comes back and makes good pitches.

Yes. Unfortunately. 

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