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That'll do!

Crooked number first innings pay for tickets to Omaha.  Let's fucking go.

Did he ever hit 100 mph? Last pitch was 95. Anybody know the pitch count?

Had a chance to end this guy and didn't...but he's not going to last long throwing 33 pitches per inning.

I'll take that 1st inning.

34 pitches in the first inning. He won't be around long. 

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Good mileage on one infield hit …

It didn’t do anything for us….

We played Air Force in the Bluebonnet Bowl at Rice Stadium my freshman year. The day of the game I found out I got a B in Calculus (the only one I got as an undergrad), got shitplowed during the game and lost my wallet while the Horns lost the game, and very late that night got a car door slammed on my hand at the Yucatán Liquor Stand.

tldr; thank your for your service Air Force, now go fuck yourself….

Edited by Ignatius

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Good mileage on one infield hit …

 

2 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

It didn’t do anything for us….

 

I think the point is that we scored twice without even hitting a ball out of the infield.

But that kid's manager is in his ear right now telling him to relax because we didn't exactly knock him around and he just got a little unlucky.

So, we need to jump on him again in the 2nd before he settles in.  His stuff's pretty good.

 

So, I assume the "lieutenants" are graduates?  How does that work, I wonder?

3 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

It didn’t do anything for us….

led to another bunch of pitches, at the very least.

Pretty cool to see some AF batters come up with "Lieutenant" instead of "Senior" next to their name.  

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

So, I assume the "lieutenants" are graduates?  How does that work, I wonder?

I assume they just graduated last week or whatever

1 minute ago, Native Horn said:

I assume they just graduated last week or whatever

I was thinking 5th year or Covid year, but wasn't sure AFA permitted such a thing.

And, seems like it should be Second Lieutenant.

The AF females are representing well. A few baddies sighted already. 

34 pitches in the 1st.  Keep running up his count

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

The AF females are representing well. A few baddies sighted already. 

We have rules here.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And, seems like it should be Second Lieutenant.

Part of their NIL deal.  

8 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

The day of the game I found out I got a B in Calculus (the only one I got as an undergrad)

Either a humblebrag about academics or partying during undergrad.  Not sure which.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

We have rules here.

I'll do my best.

 

Faltine got hot at the right time. 

Couple of nice swings this inning.

Let's chase this guy early, yeah?

So is it hit and steamy out there?

still cloudy up here in north Austin. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The AF females are representing well. A few baddies sighted already. 

I’ll bet if you give em $5 they’ll flash their tits. Go find out 

The horn guy is on his A game today. 

As in - I hope he has an aneurysm.

Can someone kill the airhorn guy? 

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