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Just now, WBT said:

gotdamn airhorn

@ztejas be a hero. Snap that fucking thing in half and kick the shit out of this guy. We won’t pay for your bail but dammit we’ll never forget 

Just now, ztejas said:

The horn guy is on his A game today. 

As in - I hope he has an aneurysm.

Bring air soft pistol to left field. Every time the guy uses the horn, plink him on the back. 

Well... they've missed a couple today. They didn't miss that one. 

Fuck...

one hit hard right at a guy and then that play...

 

Hard luck 2 outs that inning

That little dude flew an extra foot in the air after that ball hit his glove.

Just now, zlavydra said:

55-ish pitches after 2 innings.

Did he throw a half pitch or something?

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bring air soft pistol to left field. Every time the guy uses the horn, plink him on the back. shoot him in the brain stem.

Fixed.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Fixed.

Thank you. I didn’t wanna say it. Last thing I need is more feds on my back 

Camera angle is making it hard to tell on the outside strike, but lots of grumbles in the crowd on that side of the plate

Somebody on here HAS to know him. Probably does it just to fuck with us at this point. What an asshole

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Somebody on here HAS to know him. Probably does it just to fuck with us at this point. What an asshole

Wasn't it the OccupyLF group?

Edited by UnivTex34

This ump is a total fuckhead. Hasn't given Pete one fucking pitch all game. 

Just now, UnivTex34 said:

Wasn't it the OccupyLF group?

Yeah. Some of them were trying to defend him last year. Something about making our homefield advantage even better, doing everything to help the team, etc etc

Of course that shit results in a run.  Of fucking course.

Son of a bitch.

Edited by TexArcher
And I meant the ump, not my usual random swearing.

The dentist was more fun then this score. Wtf 

Ump fucked Hansen and it leads to a run... shocked I say... shocked...

Just now, texifornia said:

Yeah. Some of them were trying to defend him last year. Something about making our homefield advantage even better, doing everything to help the team, etc etc

Not surprising. Those people are fucking weird. Coming from a guy who spends an unhealthy amount of free time on this board 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah. Some of them were trying to defend him last year. Something about making our homefield advantage even better, doing everything to help the team, etc etc

BULL........................................SHIT

Just now, TexasIsBetter said:

Is the strike zone as fucked up on TV as it is in person?

Blue's strike zone for Hansen this inning

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Is the strike zone as fucked up on TV as it is in person?

We don’t know where the strike zone is because we haven’t seen a called strike yet.

Pete just needs to dig in and he has so far. Bats need to help him out. 

Just now, TexasIsBetter said:

Is the strike zone as fucked up on TV as it is in person?

Is it as shitty in person as it sounds on the radio?

Uneven zone or not, we haven't ripped any balls into the alleys or down the line (fair), and we've had plenty of pitches to hit.

Just now, zlavydra said:

Uneven zone or not, we haven't ripped any balls into the alleys or down the line (fair), and we've had plenty of pitches to hit.

Good work, as always 

Just now, Fletch said:

Is it as shitty in person as it sounds on the radio?

There's about to be a riot

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Uneven zone or not, we haven't ripped any balls into the alleys or down the line (fair), and we've had plenty of pitches to hit.

Well done

Bring him home Todd

Edited by Valmy77

Hope that bald fuck ump gets massive sunburn to the head

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