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#1953
43 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

swell effort by ol lesster with 17% posimage.thumb.png.9162cc23a6ab8c1e116ab5eca7dddc3a.png

It hasn't improved! I just pulled down the stats - SAME THING!!!!

#1956
5 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Top 4 for Newcastle 

 

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Two teams going in very different directions.  Congrats Newcastle. Deserved.

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Thanks, bud.

#1957

So for Everton to stay up, they just need to either win, draw + Leicester lose or draw, and Leeds draw or lose. Hosts Bournemouth who've lost 3 straight.

Leicester needs to win and Everton to lose or draw. Leeds can win but will be behind on GD. Hosts West Ham who have split their last 4. 

Leeds needs to win and have both Everton and LC lose. Hosts Tottenham who have lost 2 straight.

Predictions? I think Everton wins at home on relegation day yet again. 

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#1959
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

So for Everton to stay up, they just need to either win, draw + Leicester lose or draw, and Leeds draw or lose. Host Bournemouth who've lost 3 straight.

Leicester needs to win and Everton to lose. Leeds can win but will behind on GD. Hosts West Ham who have split their last 4. 

Leeds needs to win and have both Everton and LC lose. Hosts Tottenham who have lost 2 straight.

 

Jokes on you guys, one game left and no chance Chelsea gets demoted.

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#1960
7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Jokes on you guys, one game left and no chance Chelsea gets demoted.

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Maybe next year

#1974
On 5/9/2023 at 1:06 PM, sidis said:

 

 

mojames dumpster diving inspired me to go back through the early days of the thread.

@Firemans4Horn, if Arsenal achieve another point in its last three games, it is mathematically impossible for them to finish more than 12 points off of city.

whenever arsenal draws or wins, you can contribute the $50 to central texas meals on wheels (https://www.mealsonwheelscentraltexas.org/).

please make it in the name of "klopp is a whiny bell end."

thx.

 

On 5/9/2023 at 2:44 PM, Firemans4Horn said:


 

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This officially happened so make it happen. 

everton better score or hope west ham wakes up or it’s over. 

#1976
15 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Everton and Leeds going down and Leicester up? I could live with that. 

I'd rather see Leicester go down and Everton stay up.

#1981

Gotta stay on the front foot toffees. 

god damnit, they’re already dropping way deep. 

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#1983

Lol at the trailer trash Everton fan trying to white knight for Pickford and run on to the pitch…Christ. 

this is dumb, wasting this time is just gonna lead to ten mins of extra time. 

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#1985
16 minutes ago, sidis said:. 

this is dumb, wasting this time is just gonna lead to ten mins of extra time. 

Nailed it

#1986

That Everton goal was all-time. What a moment. 

I mean, it would have been funny to see them go down.

#1987
Weston McKennie gets substituted for Leeds and Leeds fans bid farewell to the American by chanting 'You fat bastard' at him as he goes off.

Fuck these people 

#1989

Storm the field!

Back to back 16th and 17th place trophies for Everton!

#1991

Welp, hate for cheeseweasel and Ron’s days to be so utterly ruined but wow. 

lol at goodison having the biggest celebrations at the end of the season the last two years…

apropos once again. 

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#1992

It’s been fun all. My weekends will be quite different next year (and likely for many years to follow). 

have fun in the PL next year. Be nice to each other.

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#1993

My day isn’t ruined, at least not by Everton staying up. I wanted more of the lulz of them going down. So it goes. Maybe we’ll see it next year. 

#1995

following Blackburn's 2 relegations, Leicester are now the 2nd Prem Champion to be relegated, and join a bunch of other sides in the multi-bounce club

Leeds were a massive side from '65-'75 and again in the late 90s

Soton have been down twice since gaining the top flight in '66; the 2nd time was from the prem in 05 and it took them 8 years to get back (something like that)

yoladu you have the best chance to come back quickly - the success of hove and cherry survival has made southern football a thing - it's no longer just soton and portsmouth - this will bode well for your youth academy - and you will be back faster than the other 2

i'm all about leicester and am saddened by their drop - but they brought it on themselves by not paying schmiechel whatever he wanted regardless of him simply wanting a new challenge despite all of the other investments made to shore up the roster all around the pitch

the prem is a cruel mistress

#1996
thinking about Leicester City playing for a draw against Newcastle when they obviously needed a winbasketball analytics has the "quack two", that's the perfect example of the "quack draw"

 

#1998
On 5/28/2023 at 1:52 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

following Blackburn's 2 relegations, Leicester are now the 2nd Prem Champion to be relegated, and join a bunch of other sides in the multi-bounce club

Trivial thing that makes me Surly: Why do we segment the "Premier League" from the rest of 100 years of English football? 

#1999
Trivial thing that makes me Surly: Why do we segment the "Premier League" from the rest of 100 years of English football? 

Mainly to stick it to Liverpool

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