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third straight 1-1 draw for toffees.  seems like some free money to be had out there.

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3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What's up with Pulisic? He looked like warm dog poop.

He's being played out of position off of the bench for a team that I'm not sure he really wants to play for and on top of that (or because of that?) he's pressing the issue. 

Not that it matters - the entire fucking team was horrendous today save maybe Raheem and Kova who were meh. 

Raheem is our only attacker that's scored a fucking goal this season. 

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

We all pay for Cock. I enjoy Cock.

/nohomo

Not only do I NOT pay for Cock, I haven’t even sampled Cock for free… 

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. . . yet. 

4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Not only do I NOT pay for Cock, I haven’t even sampled Cock for free… 

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. . . yet. 

Unlock the Cock.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Big win from Southampton.

after the 4-1 opener to Spurs the season looked dire, but..

  • Ralph ditched the 3CB formation
  • The 5 new signees have all contributed w/ AKB and Lavia being especially immense.
  • They have found a more than capable LB cover in Djenepo (position change)
  • Still have final 3rd issues - Need to bring in 2 to 3 more players : an impact striker and/or maybe a creative AM, and possible CB cover.
  • Che Adams' hold-up play has really developed this season
  • Tino Livramento back for the 2nd half of the season will be a boost.

Not getting too excited. This season is still about finishing 17th or higher. But no Saints fan thought we would have 7 points from Spurs, Leeds, Leicester, Man U and Chelsea after 5 matches.

 - I cant remember a year where predicting the 3 teams to go down has been harder (with the exception of Bournemouth)

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12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That Haaland kid looks like he might be good.

And yet some pundits wanted to question if he could fit within City's system before the season. 

That’s two hat tricks his last two half’s of football.

United just paid $100m for Antony where City spent $70m for Haaland.

can't really root for newcastle anymore given they are the newest state entity but that was a beautiful fucking finish.  calm, collected, one-on-one clean-ness.

38 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

That’s two hat tricks his last two half’s of football.

United just paid $100m for Antony where City spent $70m for Haaland.

No doubt.  Haaland for £51.1m is an unreal steal.

11 minutes ago, sidis said:

can't really root for newcastle anymore given they are the newest state entity but that was a beautiful fucking finish.  calm, collected, one-on-one clean-ness.

Special consideration to Henderson for giving the ball away and not tracking the man. 

Haaland is a monster.. 

I'd be shittin myself if i had to play CB or GK vs him..

 

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48 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

And yet some pundits wanted to question if he could fit within City's system before the season. 

Any "pundit" that questioned that should be fired. Of course he was going to fit. They wanted Kane in the position last year and he is a bigger, stronger and younger version of Kane.

There was the question if he was going to need some time to adjust to the EPL game, but clearly not. The EPL game needs to adjust to him.

Boom.

The most undeserved equalizer ever ... but I WILL TAKE IT.

53 minutes ago, midtown said:

Just give him the golden boot already

And City the trophy. 

Although Arsenal has stayed pretty spicy. 

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Boom.

The most undeserved equalizer ever ... but I WILL TAKE IT.

Nice goal from the future Liverpool midfielder.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

And City the trophy. 

Although Arsenal has stayed pretty spicy. 

The easiest starting schedule in the entire PL.  Let's hold off a bit

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

https://clip.dubz.co/v/qa39tp

I don't understand.

Sounds like French.

 

I see a foul, but I also see the player doing a bit too much to sell it that his lean almost looks too obvious. 

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7 minutes ago, midtown said:

The easiest starting schedule in the entire PL.  Let's hold off a bit

I actually forgot they drew at Newcastle. Either way I'm just being dramatic. 

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Sounds like French. 

It's French for ♫ "SAME OLD ARSE-NAL... ALWAYS CHEATING!" ♫

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I just assumed it was still illegal to pick players up and throw them out of the way.

Not if you do it by their hair.

13 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I just assumed it was still illegal to pick players up and throw them out of the way.

https://streamin.me/v/332f86ef (bc other one broke)

the problem is that Saka throws his legs out to force the issue. It makes it look like he flopped. What he should have done was to keep trying to play the ball but not reach it.

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7 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

the problem is that Saka throws his legs out to force the issue. It makes it look like he flopped. What he should have done was to keep trying to play the ball but not reach it.

I felt the problem was when Saka was picked up off the ground.

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EPL officiating is so inconsistent; it’s CFB-level bad at times. 

so are we going to hear more bitching about refs from liverpool when they scored in the 8th minute of 5 minutes of extra time?

lulz.

Eat a bag of dicks, you Saudi sportswashing cunts!

17 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I felt the problem was when Saka was picked up off the ground.

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Hey, I agree Saka is getting fouled there. I’m just telling you at the moment you’re showing here, Saka is also trying to body him up to get him back. He’s grabbed and held and then throws out his legs looking like a flop. He should stick his legs out showing that he’s being held.

There are ways to draw a call, this isn’t it. 

13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Look, bro. It's the EPL. The refs suck ass. It's just your turn in the box.

This. 

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

so are we going to hear more bitching about refs from liverpool when they scored in the 8th minute of 5 minutes of extra time?

lulz.

 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Eat a bag of dicks, you Saudi sportswashing cunts!

Nope. I’m with these guys. 

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

so are we going to hear more bitching about refs from liverpool when they scored in the 8th minute of 5 minutes of extra time?

lulz.

7 of those minutes The House Of Saud was "having cramps" and wasting time. Get fucked, Oil Sluts.

13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

7 of those minutes The House Of Saud was "having cramps" and wasting time. Get fucked, Oil Sluts.

If you’re on a work computer DO NOT punch that into google. 

Is nbc doing a transfer day show tomorrow?  

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Any "pundit" that questioned that should be fired. Of course he was going to fit. They wanted Kane in the position last year and he is a bigger, stronger and younger version of Kane.

There was the question if he was going to need some time to adjust to the EPL game, but clearly not. The EPL game needs to adjust to him.

Just wait until he has to go to Stoke on a cold, damp Tuesday night in January.

The idea that he wasn't going to dominate was always wishful thinking.

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Leicester City suck

I look forward to the next 30 for 30: LFC, from First to Worst.

19 hours ago, WBT said:

Just wait until he has to go to Stoke on a cold, damp Tuesday night in January.

The idea that he wasn't going to dominate was always wishful thinking.

There is succeeding and then there is scoring 9 goals in 5 games. That's pretty ridiculous. Even people that saw him succeeding didn't see him scoring at this clip.

Yeah, keep seeing West Ham at the top of all these data collections. Will be interesting to see how it evolves.

On 8/31/2022 at 3:19 PM, MoJames said:

I just assumed it was still illegal to pick players up and throw them out of the way.

https://streamin.me/v/332f86ef (bc other one broke)

i mean the video says it all. he's grabbing Saka's shirt, tugging on him, wrapping both arms around him, and then throwing him to the ground, all inside the box. if that were granit xhaka it would have been a straight red and everyone here would be laughing their asses off and calling xhaka an idiot. 

btw i read that that was the official's first ever match in charge of an EPL game. the guy was horrific, and if that's true, he needs to go back down a level or two. he's clearly not ready for the PL. 

On 8/31/2022 at 2:12 PM, shnsajax said:

That’s two hat tricks his last two half’s of football.

United just paid $100m for Antony where City spent $70m for Haaland.

 

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