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39 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Huh? That pass can be offsides, Rashford still has to be behind the ball on the pass. 

He was. 

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

He was. 

Yes I know. 

49 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

The second was clearly. The first … I guess so. 

That wasn’t what I was talking about. 

49 minutes ago, ztejas said:

First was close. Second doesn't matter because he has the ball past the last defender. 

 

6 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

that's not a clear foul, that exact thing goes uncalled all of the time, this is a physical sport. that's the problem with this shit- it's completely subjective.

and btw, how the FUCK does mctominay not get booked for teo hand shoving martinelli from behind? arsenal have lost players for the entire season *twice* because of fouls like that. total horseshit. 

I don’t think you understand the game. That was an easy call.

18 minutes ago, Doug E. Fresh said:

I don’t think you understand the game. That was an easy call.

then why didn't tierney call it the first time it happened when he was 8 feet away from the play?

honest answer: it became a foul after we scored. that shit goes uncalled all of the time, which is why tierney didn't call it when it happened right in front of him. after we scored however, well then the play merited a review, and upon said review it became a foul, after the fact. more viewpoints:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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but uh, i'm sure that they all just fail to understand the game, unlike you. i mean who are they? just one of the 2-3 greatest players in EPL history, a world cup winner, the Arsenal and Norway captain, and the guy who originally ran the PGMOL. what do they know?

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Were only 6 matches in and the "The entire PL is in cahoots against Arsenal" has already started

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No Monday game?

sad george michael bluth GIF

Well we do get champions league tomorrow!

9 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Well we do get champions league tomorrow!

Ahhh right you are.

Dinamo Zagreb away - what's the worst that could happen? 

It all went downhill when he acted like a bitch with Conte 

 

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On 9/5/2022 at 10:20 AM, ztejas said:

Dinamo Zagreb away - what's the worst that could happen?

Wasn't expecting the smash-and-grab manager-sack but can't say I'm surprised. 

Wow. Did not expect to wake up to that news. The Bond villain wins again. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Wow. Did not expect to wake up to that news. The Bond villain wins again. 

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Reportedly targeting Graham Potter, Pochettino, and Zidane. 

I'm just glad we got it handled while the transfer window is still open. 

18 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Reportedly targeting Graham Potter, Pochettino, and Zidane. 

You spelled BIG SAM wrong.

20 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Reportedly targeting Graham Potter, Pochettino, and Zidane. 

Those are the bookies favorites, not sure there is anything more to it at this point outside of Potter.

Graham Potter?…

…or did you mean…

CALEB PORTER?

They should grab frank lampard while the getting is good. 

3 hours ago, Dutch said:

Reportedly targeting Graham Potter, Pochettino, and Zidane. 

 

If the queen dies in the next 24 hours, will there be EPL games this weekend? That's really going to mess with my TV watching plans.

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

No. Britain would commence a period of mourning. That would pretty much shut the country down. 

32 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

If the queen dies in the next 24 hours, will there be EPL games this weekend? That's really going to mess with my TV watching plans.

 

24 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

No. Britain would commence a period of mourning. That would pretty much shut the country down. 

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Ah. Just did some reading. YES, There is a 12 day mourning period from the day of her death until her burial. HOWEVER only the day of her death and the funeral day are holidays. 

Has anyone checked to see if Klopp was involved? Liverpool could use 10 days of rest.

why can't Brighton have nice things?

18 minutes ago, yoladu said:

why can't Brighton have nice things?

they have a nice stadium imo.  best of the three "french" teams down south.

but i'd love to take as much of their squad off their hands as we can.

Some sharp jerseys.

Frankly they were lucky to hang onto Potter as long as they did.

It will be interesting to see how he does with some real financial support. Time to put up or shut up. 

This feels like a Tom Herman hire IMO.

4 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

If the queen dies in the next 24 hours, will there be EPL games this weekend? That's really going to mess with my TV watching plans.

Time to find out. 

The United game tonight will be played as scheduled 

Yea in this already fucked up shitshow of a schedule season this is going to hammer it even more.

47 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I believe the whole season is cancelled and we start over again.

 

Please?

Agreed. We can stop the season now. Start over? Nah, looks good as-is. 😉

 

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58 minutes ago, alincoln said:

The United game tonight will be played as scheduled 

Fucking Tories. 

West Ham playing too.

 

As a whole, it sounds like the EPL schedule won't be affected.

4 hours ago, sidis said:

potter in at chelsea. 

2 hours ago, midtown said:

This feels like a Tom Herman hire IMO.

 

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

As a whole, it sounds like the EPL schedule won't be affected.

Just saw a text that games this wknd will likely be called off.  It was from one of the 10-20 Spurs fan twitters that I follow.  No idea if its true at all

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24 minutes ago, midtown said:

Just saw a text that games this wknd will likely be called off.  It was from one of the 10-20 Spurs fan twitters that I follow.  No idea if its true at all

fuck that ice cube GIF

Fridays EFL games are off 

Edited by midtown

I'm just sad that The Queen had to live through that horrible Liverpool performance last night. Maybe her heart couldn't take any more.

8 minutes ago, midtown said:

Fridays EFL games are off 

That I get - those games fall in the holiday period.

I mean I can see the games being called off, but given protocol, they don’t fall in the windows off when you should call off events. 

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'm just sad that The Queen had to live through that horrible Liverpool performance last night. Maybe her heart couldn't take any more.

Not to go cloak room, but

 

factoring in the international break, it's possible we wont have a Premier League match until Oct. 1

 

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