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Three points for the toffees? Inconceivable. Champions league bound?

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14 minutes ago, sidis said:

Three points for the toffees? Inconceivable. Champions league bound?

 

xhaka about to take on ozil status?

21 minutes ago, sidis said:

xhaka about to take on ozil status?

He's going to get paid then start putting in zero effort?  

i like him bc he and my son share the same puma future z 1.3 boots 

18 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

i like him bc he and my son share the same puma future z 1.3 boots 

Your son missing multiple games per year must free up your schedule. 

2 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

i like him bc he and my son share the same puma future z 1.3 boots 

Does he share his love of red?

24 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Pep to Everton confirmed!

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On 9/22/2022 at 11:13 AM, Captain Ron said:

What the ... ?

 

Rooney coming back?

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this list is wild. you've got KDB and Haaland, sure, but then you've got a Fulham plauer, three Arsenal players, a guy who once died, an American, a Tottenham loanee, and Alex Iwobi. such a weird, unpredictable start to this season. and i imagine it's going to be a weird, unpredictable rest of the season with this world cup and these makeup games still to come.

 

On 9/23/2022 at 9:09 PM, shadow_operative said:

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this list is wild. you've got KDB and Haaland, sure, but then you've got a Fulham plauer, three Arsenal players, a guy who once died, an American, a Tottenham loanee, and Alex Iwobi. such a weird, unpredictable start to this season. and i imagine it's going to be a weird, unpredictable rest of the season with this world cup and these makeup games still to come.

 

I'm not gay but, I mean, I'd do stuff with Brenden Aaronson if he really wanted to. 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not gay but, I mean, I'd do stuff with Brenden Aaronson if he really wanted to. 

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10 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not gay but, I mean, I'd do stuff with Brenden Aaronson if he really wanted to. 

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Looks like today was the day for Spurs to be on the business end of a weak call.

It didn't decide the game (Spurs were losing), but closed the book on the game.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Looks like today was the day for Spurs to be on the business end of a weak call.

It didn't decide the game (Spurs were losing), but closed the book on the game.

That's a tough one pal.

It's a really dumb challenge that by the book is a red. I didn't watch the game so not sure how the game was being officiated but you can't go in with your studs up like that. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's a really dumb challenge that by the book is a red. I didn't watch the game so not sure how the game was being officiated but you can't go in with your studs up like that. 

True. And once called a red it wasn't getting overturned.

But Taylor was letting the teams beat on each other for much of the first half. That was the first card of the game.

Oh well, shit happens, Arsenal was the better team all game, even 11v11 Spurs had a hill to climb to tie the game up. I think the game was a good indicator of Conte's comments a few weeks ago that Spurs are a few windows away from being real challengers.

What a fucking dud this derby is.

I’m enjoying this just as much as watching OU get bent over yesterday.

So at this pace Haaland is gonna score what about 60 EPL goals this year?  How many teams won't score that many in a season?

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So at this pace Haaland is gonna score what about 60 EPL goals this year?  How many teams won't score that many in a season?

Given Liverpool’s defense, he might score 60 against us. 

Once again the Brenden Aaronson Experience is coming through your television sets white-hot with some attitude.

Leeds could really use 3 here. 

44 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's a joke of a yellow. 

Which one?

 

Sinesterra is an idiot though to block a free kick and get a 2nd yellow and Be showing the door. 

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

How stupid can Sinesterra be?

Yeah, that just makes no sense. That’s always a yellow and when you have one …

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Which one?

 

Sinesterra is an idiot though to block a free kick and get a 2nd yellow and Be showing the door. 

His first. 

Villa has deserved 3 so far. Leeds will be lucky to escape with a point. 

Surprised that wasn't a yellow with all the cards handed out today. 

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Villa has deserved 3 so far. Leeds will be lucky to escape with a point. 

While I don't disagree with this, I also wouldn't be shocked if Leeds get a break and score one to steal it.

Villa has deserved 3 so far. Leeds will be lucky to escape with a point. 
While I don't disagree with this, I also wouldn't be shocked if Leeds get a break and score one to steal it.
Which, of course, means a disappointing scoreless draw.

Yay.

Love the pictures used for the promo of Leicester-Nottingham. Rodgers and Cooper booth look like they know firing is imminent. 

Fastest to record 3 hat tricks in the PL. 

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One game in two weeks on NBC and it's fucking Brighton/Tottenham. 

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