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Oh boy Klopp is going to go ballistic about a fair earned goal.  Can't wait to hear this post match whine

Your 7th place Brentford Bees everyone. Is there a big six team who can beat them?

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

for a team that's earned the third spot on the table newcastle sure are playing like a bunch of flopping bitches.

ummm.. not sure a team can get as high as the third spot without being flopping bitches.

huuuuuuuge pet peeve of mine: if the ref blows the whistle on a corner/set piece it is against the attacking team 100% of the time. there is essentially no scenario where an official will call a foul on the defending team, and this leads to larger attacking players getting manhandled with no call. today it was gabriel:

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im not even complaining about this particular one, because there's zero incentive for players to not do this, ipso facto to not do it would be stupid. i just hate this unspoken rule with a passion, and if the FA or UEFA would mandate calling fouls both ways in these scenarios then this shit would go away. 

Finally the "the entire PL" is against ARS has kicked in.  Took long enough

17 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

for a team that's earned the third spot on the table newcastle sure are playing like a bunch of flopping bitches.

mission accomplished:

 

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Welp. That was ugly. Wolves on the front foot almost all match so far and rewarded in the 12th.

1-nil

Leon Bailey with a U12-level scuff of a miss after deftly going around the keeper...  FURK!

Match ends with honors even.

With today's results, Everton have entered the relegation zone.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

With today's results, Everton have entered the relegation zone.

ha ha simpsons GIF

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

With today's results, Everton have entered the relegation zone.

I saw an article talking about them firing Lampard and bringing in Man U Legend Wayne Rooney.

34 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I saw an article talking about them firing Lampard and bringing in Man U Legend Wayne Rooney.

Southampton supporters wanting Sean Dyche to replace our newly minted manager before Everton snags him!

Stones out there leaving bodies in his wake

59 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Captain America is down. Repeat. Captain America is down.

And we are back to normal.

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Good luck with that January transfer.

Chelsea vs Fulham is a big game tomorrow.  Chelsea will be looking to move back into the Top 4

Spoiler

in London

 

Fulham up 1-0 at halftime.  Willian's demonstrably refusing to celebrate against his old team game is on point.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What a debut!!!

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1) What the fuck was he thinking?

2) I do like listening to French announcers.

Having taken French 1 four times (2 in high school & 2 in college) and now being relatively fluent in Spanish, I can understand a fair amount for the Français and the accent cracks me up.

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Le rouge direct, pour João Félix!

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47 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

1) What the fuck was he thinking?

2) I do like listening to French announcers.

Having taken French 1 four times (2 in high school & 2 in college) and now being relatively fluent in Spanish, I can understand a fair amount for the Français and the accent cracks me up.

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Le rouge direct, pour João Félix!

I figured Español was su idioma primera.

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I figured Español was su idioma primera.

Ahora absolutamente, pero me gusta tratar de entender francés.

 

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

1) What the fuck was he thinking?

I’m in a real physical league, not la liga! I can start breaking legs and only get yellows, right?

Yea. Dum dum. You can go in hard. Just no studs up. Everyone should know that 

Also. If you have shitty touch or lose ball no last second tackles. That’s called everytime too 

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2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

I’m in a real physical league, not la liga! I can start breaking legs and only get yellows, right?

If he played like that at Atletico, Simeone would have never gotten rid of him 

7 PL clubs? Well, i guess Saints just got priced out!

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Boom.  2 minutes.  Leon Bailey.

1-nil Villa over Leeds!

Tyler Adams definitely showing his class for Leeds today, too.  Completely shut down what should've been a productive Villa breakaway.

Gonna be a nervy last 10 minutes or so ... Leeds have one back.

4 PL wins out of 6 under Unai...  Let's keep that momentum, boys.  #UTV.

City have gone more than 135 minutes without a shot on goal despite 70+ percent possession. I know that's always a Pep thing (and some was playing backups in Carabao) but it's been bizarre. Not getting any kind of decent looks, and of course allowing the occasional meaty counter-attack the other way.

How about that?

Smart leave.

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And how about that AGAIN?!?!

Fucking crazy!

No fan of City but they got absolutely screwed by the officials. Prem refs are garbage 

Just now, Napoleon said:

How about that?

Smart leave.

Something something offside rule 

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