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1 hour ago, MoJames said:

 

wait, was that real?

and there are people arguing he is better than mbappe?  mmkay.

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I mean it was one preseason game and he missed a couple of sitters. When he gets his feet under him and learns the style of play, he's going to be a force. He has a nose for the ball and his awareness was pretty good on Saturday, he just couldn't cash in. 

9 hours ago, yoladu said:

as far as i can tell.. 8 of the 10 games for Matchweek 1 will be on Peacock.

and don't forget, if you can't catch the game at 6am, or you're at work for the game at 2pm, you can't even watch the match once you wake up and/or get off work! just a super streaming model they've got there. 

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

I mean it was one preseason game and he missed a couple of sitters. When he gets his feet under him and learns the style of play, he's going to be a force. He has a nose for the ball and his awareness was pretty good on Saturday, he just couldn't cash in. 

to me he's like the Adrian Peterson of european football; essentially no weaknesses, while possessing every strength you could ever need to play his position: size, strength, power, speed, vision, and is extremely prolific at scoring. Halaand really is the entire package. i think he's going to tear shit up in the EPL, to the point where i expect him to do things like win the golden boot and eventually become the best player in the league. 

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42 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

to me he's like the Adrian Peterson of european football; essentially no weaknesses, while possessing every strength you could ever need to play his position: size, strength, power, speed, vision, and is extremely prolific at scoring. Halaand really is the entire package. i think he's going to tear shit up in the EPL, to the point where i expect him to do things like win the golden boot and eventually become the best player in the league. 

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7 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

to me he's like the Adrian Peterson of european football; essentially no weaknesses, while possessing every strength you could ever need to play his position: size, strength, power, speed, vision, and is extremely prolific at scoring. Halaand really is the entire package. i think he's going to tear shit up in the EPL, to the point where i expect him to do things like win the golden boot and eventually become the best player in the league. 

Damn... his poor kids. 

10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

to me he's like the Adrian Peterson of european football; essentially no weaknesses, while possessing every strength you could ever need to play his position: size, strength, power, speed, vision, and is extremely prolific at scoring. Halaand really is the entire package. i think he's going to tear shit up in the EPL, to the point where i expect him to do things like win the golden boot and eventually become the best player in the league. 

Rule no 1 of Futbol board is not doing the comparison of players to American athletes in other sports. Get your shit together. Unless this was all a ruse then well done.

10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

and don't forget, if you can't catch the game at 6am, or you're at work for the game at 2pm, you can't even watch the match once you wake up and/or get off work! just a super streaming model they've got there. 

yeah, the delay in instant access is less than ideal.

Can't stroll into your living room at 9:30am and start the 9am game on Peacock.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

 

That's fucking hysterical. I'd keep that and wear it. 

Maybe he'll wear a kit that's split down the middle with each team. 

TODAY IS THE DAY!!!

 

Get your wild ass incorrect predictions in:

  • Top 5
  • Bottom 3
  • Golden Boot Winner
  • Biggest Surprise
  • Biggest Flop
  • Top 5
    • City
    • Liverpool
    • Spurs
    • Chelsea
    • Arsenal
  • Bottom 3
    • Forest
    • Bournemouth
    • Leeds
  • Golden Boot Winner
    • Kane
  • Biggest Surprise
    • Gabriel Jesus will make a run at the Golden Boot
  • Biggest Flop
    • Ronaldo (will leave midseason)

My prediction, Arteta is going to figure out earth, wind, fire and water and form Captain Planet 2.0 and everyone is doomed.

 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The only explanation I want is where he got his lego haircut.

Denmark, obviously.  

  • Top 5
    • Chelsea
    • Liverpool
    • Manchester City
    • Arsenal
    • Newcastle
  • Bottom 3
    • Forest
    • Fulham
    • Leeds
  • Golden Boot Winner
    • Salah
  • Biggest Surprise
    • The last moment move of Ronaldo to Newcastle
  • Biggest Flop
    • Richarlison

City

Pool

Arsenal

Chelsea

Spurs

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Soton

Forest

Fulham

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The Big Lebowski Film GIF by The Good Films

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Leeds is going to be salty and not sweat relegation. 

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Not a flop - but I think Haaland is going to take longer than some think to adapt and really get things going. 

 

City

Liverpool

Spurs

Chelsea

Arsenal

United

 

Relegation

Southampton

Bournemouth

Forest

Edit: put Fulham, meant Forest.

 

 

 

 

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  • Top 5
    • Liverpool
    • Spurs
    • City
    • Chelsea
    • West Ham
  • Bottom 3
    • Fulham
    • Bournemouth
    • Brentford
  • Golden Boot Winner
    • Son
  • Biggest Surprise
    • Leeds - will flirt with Europe for 2/3 of the season
  • Biggest Flop
    • Leicester - they struggle all season and are closer to relegation than Europe

Top 6:

  1. Liverpool
  2. City
  3. Arsenal
  4. Spurs
  5. Chelsea
  6. West Ham

Bottom 3:

  1. Fullham
  2. Bournemouth
  3. Southampton

Golden Boot: Salah

Surprise: City struggle out of the gate. Surprise 2: Forest stay up comfortably. 

Flop: United. Ronaldo drama plagues them.

 

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1. liverpool

2. city

3. arsenal

4. chelsea

5. spurs

6. united.

 

bottom:

1. everton

2. everton

3. everton

Arsenal def the better team but that corner shouldn't have worked lol

Just now, MoJames said:

Arsenal def the better team but that corner shouldn't have worked lol

I'll take it but yea piss poor marking and defense

15 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

2022 and I still have no clue what constitutes a handball.

Saw a quote that "what is a handball" is very similar to "add salt" to a recipe.  Pretty accurate. How much salt? Who TF knows, since we all prefer a different amount.

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Oh shit, Arsenal is going to win the league /first day knee jerk reaction

Just now, mdmost said:

Oh shit, Arsenal is going to win the league /first day knee jerk reaction

Nah minutes 30-80 were complete trash for us.

joking aside, i think arsenal possibly challenges up into the city/liverpool strata this year.  i think they are going to be really good this year.

and i'm never wrong about shit.

Oh shit, Arsenal is going to win the league /first day knee jerk reaction

Top of the table, dickheads!
3 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


Top of the table, dickheads!

Eerbody else is drawing the rest of this weekend right?

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  • Top 5
    • City
    • Liverpool
    • Spurs
    • Chelsea
    • Villa
  • Bottom 3
    • Brighton
    • Leeds
    • Manchester United
  • Golden Boot Winner
    • Darwin Nunes
  • Biggest Surprise
    • Nottingham Forest finish top half
  • Biggest Flop
    • Does Jack Grealish still count?

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30 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Eerbody else is drawing the rest of this weekend right?

or winning by fewer than 2 goals i suppose.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Oh shit, Arsenal is going to win the league /first day knee jerk reaction

More like this

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Nah minutes 30-80 were complete trash for us.

Which is accurate. Palace in all honesty deserved a draw. But we ain’t complaining about all three. 

Edited by Dutch

4 hours ago, sidis said:

joking aside, i think arsenal possibly challenges up into the city/liverpool strata this year.  i think they are going to be really good this year.

and i'm never wrong about shit.

jack wilshere is back?

3 hours ago, sidis said:

or winning by fewer than 2 goals i suppose.

Or alphabetical supremacy 

5 hours ago, sidis said:

joking aside, i think arsenal possibly challenges up into the city/liverpool strata this year.  i think they are going to be really good this year.

and i'm never wrong about shit.

 

8 hours ago, sidis said:

bottom:

1. everton

2. everton

3. everton

No argument here. 

17 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Uh oh Liverpool

I was thinking a lot of Fulham picks for relegation seem a little silly right now. 

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