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Finally. Not sure why it took them this long to remove him. 

7 years ago…. 2015/16

Leicester -1st place - PL Champions

Newcastle -18th place - Relegated 

Run in this season gonna be nuts. Beyond the race at the top and other than Chelsea (which is wild to write) every team is within either 10 points of Europe or 10 points of relegation.

that may just be the least everton thing i have ever seen...

10 minutes ago, sidis said:

that may just be the least everton thing i have ever seen...

What a strike.

18 hours ago, sidis said:

that may just be the least everton thing i have ever seen...

But also the most spursy

"Liverpool v Chelsea today in a midtable clash" is not what I assumed would be said in April.

 

 

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

But also the most spursy

The moveable force versus the stoppable object.  

Ollie! Ollie! Ollie!

6 goals in 6 away games.

1 - nil to the Villa in the 23rd!

2-1 to the Villa and that puts us into 7th place ahead of Liverpool by a point, but the Puds have a game in hand and a better goal differential.

Yeah but we kinda suck right now and have Arsenal this weekend. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Yeah but we kinda suck right now and have Arsenal this weekend. 

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Can't think of a better scoreline to sum up the shit sandwich seasons both clubs are having. 

47 minutes ago, sidis said:

so lampard to chelsea or what?

 

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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I thought this was a joke... apparently not.

"Chelsea are close to appointing Frank Lampard as their interim manager in what would be a stunning return to Stamford Bridge. As the club continue to search for a permanent replacement for Graham Potter, Lampard is ready to help on a short-term basis at Chelsea where he played for more than a decade and was sacked as the head coach in January 2021."

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/apr/05/chelsea-to-hold-talks-luis-enrique-manager-frank-lampard-return-considered

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

 

I thought this was a joke... apparently not.

"Chelsea are close to appointing Frank Lampard as their interim manager in what would be a stunning return to Stamford Bridge. As the club continue to search for a permanent replacement for Graham Potter, Lampard is ready to help on a short-term basis at Chelsea where he played for more than a decade and was sacked as the head coach in January 2021."

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/apr/05/chelsea-to-hold-talks-luis-enrique-manager-frank-lampard-return-considered

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

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I mean, I recognize the joke but going from nearly getting Everton relegated to managing Chelsea, even in an interim role, is a pretty wild example of failing up. 

Prince William in the house, but sees a scoreless first half at Villa Park.

Traore with 2 in 2 matches!

1-nil Villa over Forest in the 47th

Ollie! Ollie! Ollie!

That 94th minute beauty gives Villa the 2-nil victory in front of the future King of England!

Oh... and "hello 6th place" for now, at least.

VAR tried to bullshit NUFC out of 3rd but nope. Back in it behind mercedes and ferrari. 

33 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Ollie! Ollie! Ollie!

That 94th minute beauty gives Villa the 2-nil victory in front of the future King of England!

Oh... and "hello 6th place" for now, at least.

Ollie has been something else under Unai. 

Spurs won with the help of a pretty stupid VAR decision. If you aren’t going to overturn clear and obvious, why have VAR?

Good lord, Haaland.  Someone that big shouldn't be able to do that

30 goals in 30 team league games for Haaland.  Weren't there people here saying he'd have trouble adjusting to the PL?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

30 goals in 30 team league games for Haaland.  Weren't there people here saying he'd have trouble adjusting to the PL?

Lol. Who said that?

 

On 7/28/2022 at 6:41 PM, Captain Ron said:

Haaland is a bad pick for golden boot. He’s going to score, but I think that EPL adjustment period is going to get him.

Kane and Salah have to be the picks, BUT …

if you want a dark horse, Jesus would be it. He knows the EPL, he’ll likely be featured. And he’s been underperforming his XG for a while. If he stops that, I think he will be in that mix for the golden boot. 

 

On 8/5/2022 at 12:13 PM, ztejas said:

City

Pool

Arsenal

Chelsea

Spurs

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Soton

Forest

Fulham

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Leeds is going to be salty and not sweat relegation. 

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Not a flop - but I think Haaland is going to take longer than some think to adapt and really get things going. 

 

Here are a couple from the first few pages.  Sorry guys but he asked.  Derka was the only one I saw predicting Haaland for golden boot.

Guilty as charged. Adjustment smujustments. 
 

granted it was clear we were wrong 3 weeks in.

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2 hours ago, WBT said:

Weren't there people here saying he'd have trouble adjusting to the PL?


I thought he’d take a month or so to gel with the side and adapt to the PL….

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