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God damn, the only thing that may save Everton in the headlines is united. The toffees may not score a single offensive goal in this entire season but if united and Everton both amass a total of 0 points on the season, this is killing united on the goal differential. 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

The Everton - Man United relegation battle is going to be lit

Can you imagine how lit New York Stadium is going to be next year when Renaldo and ManU head in to play Rotherham? Championship football!

I doubt Ronaldo makes it through the end of the year. Hell probably demand a transfer. 

My buddy just compared them to El Tri hahaha. 

30 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

okay on 2nd thought

wenger 3 titles

mack 1 title

okay, arsenal is the better analogy

back to smoking crater of scum

FIFY. And yes the smoking crater of Utd is a thing of beauty. 

36 minutes ago, WBT said:

United won the league in Alex's last season behind van Persie?

To think if “Agureoooooooooooooooooooo!” doesn’t happen, Ferguson goes out with back to back leagues. The universe owes Utd two decades of mediocrity after the run they had with SAF. 

33 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Right....why Arsenal is the better comp.  Mack and Wenger, Wenger and Mack.  

Very apropos. Wenger did manage FA Cups his second decade, but the rot had clearly set in and set in down to the core of the club. Only now can we see it starting to be removed. 

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34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I doubt Ronaldo makes it through the end of the year. Hell probably demand a transfer. 

My buddy just compared them to El Tri hahaha. 

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.
The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

How much does Austin FC have in the wreath fund?
4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

Hell, there’s still 2 1/2 weeks left in the summer window. Things are getting desperate at United. It’s beautiful.

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

MLS!MLS!MLS!

24 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

at this point scum are better served letting him go on a free to save the wages

he's 36?  qatar is his last hoorah

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i hate to say it, but manu = horns

mack and alex both stayed too long and well this

That’s insulting to Ferguson. He was winning trophies pretty regularly until he retired (8 in his last 5 seasons).

 

Damn they wound up getting blanked. 

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

FIFY. And yes the smoking crater of Utd is a thing of beauty. 

To think if “Agureoooooooooooooooooooo!” doesn’t happen, Ferguson goes out with back to back leagues. The universe owes Utd two decades of mediocrity after the run they had with SAF. 

Actually if that doesn’t happen, he goes out with 3 in a row 11, 12 & 13. Plus that would be 4 in his last 5 seasons. The dude was ridiculous. 

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Man U’s leading scorer after two games is OG.

He’s their only scorer. On top of that …

 

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I may be late on this but the latest “all or nothing” just came out last week. Featuring Arsenal this year. 

38 minutes ago, sidis said:

I may be late on this but the latest “all or nothing” just came out last week. Featuring Arsenal this year. 

But it was based on last year, so … SPOILER ALERT, it was nothing. 

arsenal fans on All Or Nothing episode 1:

ARTETA OUT!! FIRE THIS FRAUD!!! THE CLUB IS IN SHAMBLES!!!

arsenal fans on AON episode 4:

"we have a great squad, we should finish top 4 at minimum, anything less would be an epic failure."

Arsenal fans by and large suck dicks for quarters.

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Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

Sean Dyche in the house!

 

36 minutes ago, WBT said:

Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

They couldn’t come to terms with BOXT, so they are looking to changed old sponsor. They haven’t found a new one yet. 

38 minutes ago, WBT said:

Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

Are  we going to talk about how Nottinghams symbol looks like a penis?

West Ham goal disallowed by VAR due to a sweet pancake block by Antonio

3 minutes ago, midtown said:

Are  we going to talk about how Nottinghams symbol looks like a penis?

Why do you think we are so annoyed by them failing to finish off the transfer for Jizz Hornkamp?

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Dead serious, look it up

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

West Ham goal disallowed by VAR due to a sweet pancake block by Antonio

And then Forest scores a real keystone cops goal. 

Goal for Forest!  Cool to see the fan reaction

2-0 to the Flying Peni

NVM off

Edited by midtown

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That should be a red card and a penalty. 


Makes sense it is only a yellow with Henderson behind him. 

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World Class…

…derp.

Edited by Napoleon

What a volley.

Is anyone watching the 4K feed? It looks a bit shit, as they say. Then again my vision is going to hell.

EPL refs are so shit. What an obvious foul. 

Jorginho finishing 3rd in the BDor will never not be hilarious to me. 

Agreed it was missed. 

Not sure I would call it obvious. In replay, sure. From the angle and in real time a tough call.

 

And in the end, it appears that the missed call won't make a difference in the result. 

Wow. Nice way to level it up in stoppage. 

THESE TWO MANAGERS HATE EACH OTHER!

I don't think Tuchel is wise to take on a Bond villain like that. 

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Wow. Nice way to level it up in stoppage. 

Given that Spurs didn't show much in terms of set pieces before that one, I can't disagree. Kane is always a threat.

A shitshow draw was more than I could hope for. Outstanding. I am entertained.

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Gave him the used car salesman hard squeeze and tug.

 

How Anthony Taylor remains employed is the most mystifying thing I have ever known.

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