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My kid is leaving in September - the ports have changed a bit since she got signed up unfortunately but still has stops in Amsterdam, Lisbon, Morocco, Valencia, Dubrovnik, Piraeus, Limassol, Aqaba, Mombasa, Mumbai, and Dubai.

 

Anyone have experience with this?

 

 

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#2

From what I’ve heard, be sure to practice birth control and preemptively get a Valtrex prescription.

#5
40 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Have her practice on a banana first, then move up to a cucumber. She could be the most popular girl above and below deck.

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3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

From what I’ve heard, be sure to practice birth control and preemptively get a Valtrex prescription.

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#7
3 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Have her practice on a banana first, then move up to a cucumber. She could be the most popular girl above and below deck.

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#11
1 hour ago, yoladu said:

well, this thread turned out pretty much how I thought it would!

Sad, especially after the OP put in so much effort to describe the situation in order to get meaningful advice.

#13

Seems like this should have been in Help- Can you Help Me with This? / Get Help With Your Shit.

 

Or Food and Travel

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#14
16 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Seems like this should have been in Help- Can you Help Me with This? / Get Help With Your Shit.

 

Or Food and Travel

You mean: IPIHB is the proper forum.

#16
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1985 version Lori Loughlin was headed out for a semester at sea in Secret Admirer:

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So, I approve.

Now there’s someone who could really ride the dinghy…

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#21
Seems like this should have been in Help- Can you Help Me with This? / Get Help With Your Shit.
 
Or Food and Travel

Any of those would have been better. WTF.


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#23
2 minutes ago, wutang75 said:


Any of those would have been better. WTF.


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The Food and Travel forum has the more sophisticated Surly posters. You choose poorly by posting here in DT.

 

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#24
6 minutes ago, F250 said:

The Food and Travel forum has the more sophisticated Surly posters. You choose poorly by posting here in DT.

 

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#28
10 hours ago, wutang75 said:

My kid is leaving in September - the ports have changed a bit since she got signed up unfortunately but still has stops in Amsterdam, Lisbon, Morocco, Valencia, Dubrovnik, Piraeus, Limassol, Aqaba, Mombasa, Mumbai, and Dubai.

 

Anyone have experience with this?

She won’t be the only one exploring different ports 

#29

It ain't about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean.

#34
14 hours ago, wutang75 said:

Amsterdam, Lisbon, Morocco, Valencia, Dubrovnik, Piraeus, Limassol, Aqaba, Mombasa, Mumbai, and Dubai.

Surly members planning their vacations this Fall...

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The Semester at Sea Lifelong Learning Program provides adult learners, who are 30 years of age or older

I just filled out the application. 

#46

I just looked it up. The best room on the boat with everything included is about $42k for the semester. For that many ports (about 4 days in each), and 105 days on a semi-shitty boat, not bad. Asked CHIEF Jr. if he wanted a semester sabbatical. Told him he could just take out a "student loan" and the trip might end up being free, except for the 105 condoms. He has seven years experience as a marine mechanic, told him he might want to apply for the Lifelong Learning position. Give him another $20k, and it still wouldn't have cost as much as his year at UTD.

CHIEF

 

#49
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

40 pack of Trojans is $13 bucks at costco 

So budget the $118 for the nightly triple dip...if you're optimistic?

CHIEF

#50

50 replies and not one constructive comment. Scratch that, there is plenty of constructive comments, just not the kind OP wanted. Plenty of comments about erection too.

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