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9 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Captain Stabbin'

 

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The tenants were all about inclusion and diversity, a real Green Peace vibe. This would be him when they got to Africa (it really is him), probably wouldn't go over too well. I'm sure his roommate would get sick of Merle Haggard.

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40 pack of Trojans is $13 bucks at costco 

Raw dog only on this trip. It’s in the fine print.
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2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Raw dog only on this trip. It’s in the fine print.

Like, when am I ever going back to Semester on the Sea?

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god damn... chances we lost WuTang forever after this have to be higher than most.
 
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Never! Once I realized my mistake I accepted my fate.


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What color do you think the baby will end up being?

4 minutes ago, freyguy said:

What color do you think the baby will end up being?

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7 hours ago, freyguy said:

What color do you think the baby will end up being?

They have an abortion clinic on the boat so no worries there.

 

Decided to do a photo dive and was actually shocked at what I found. I had a much smaller operation in mind.

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That boat is covered in more jizz than all the Times Square theaters combined were during the 70's.

Jesus.  I need a penicillin shot just looking at those photos.

Yea holy fuck where was this when I was in college

DP, like wutang’s daughter will experience by the second or third port. 

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On 5/31/2022 at 10:55 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

god damn... chances we lost WuTang forever after this have to be higher than most.

 

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In an unforeseen twist, it turns out @wutang75’s daughter used to post on here as @NowThis.

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

DP, like wutang’s daughter will experience by the second or third port. 

All her ports will be getting experience. 

I bet even the ugly fat chick took two dicks at once on that trip. 

Reddit ama from some time ago, but relevant.  A couple of quotes, hope this helps her prepare. 

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I knew a guy from Westlake who went to Sarah Lawerence in the early 90s.  It was a 70/30 Female/Male gender split.  He said it was crazy how horny the girls were due to lack of dudes.  No fucks given about monogamy. At all. 

Google says lots of sex and the food sucks….  Evidently tacos, chicken nuggets and peanut butter are huge favorites cause the rest of the food is horrible.  Oh and it’s a good chance her hdmi ports will be used often and possibly more then one at the same time.  

On a little more serious note, going through the Suez Canal, cruising off the coast of Somalia to Kenya with 600 potential hostages that their parents would beg, borrow, and steal seven figures to get back, does seem like a pirate's jackpot.

CHIEF 

The word you were looking for was "booty".

11 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

does seem like a pirate's jackpot.

 

This went exactly how I expected. Well done all

21 hours ago, freyguy said:

What color do you think the baby will end up being?


Portuguese 

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

I knew a guy from Westlake who went to Sarah Lawerence in the early 90s.  It was a 70/30 Female/Male gender split.  He said it was crazy how horny the girls were due to lack of dudes.  No fucks given about monogamy. At all. 

Lesbian heaven 

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lesbian heaven 

For sure.  Not quite Smith, but not far off. 

2 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Reddit ama from some time ago, but relevant.  A couple of quotes, hope this helps her prepare. 

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2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

No fucks given about monogamy. At all. 

You mean by the men. Unless these women are some sort of alien species.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

The word you were looking for was "booty".

 

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

You mean by the men. Unless these women are some sort of alien species.

By all parties involved. When you’ve got a 3-1 ratio of women to men, and a quarter to half those men are gay, there’s only so many straight women who are going to bi it up before the social norms about relationships breakdown because people just want intimacy from the opposite sex. 
 

He came home from Xmas one year and was in 3 open relationships, putting aside random hook ups.  Staying hydrated and ready to go was the primary challenge. 

4 hours ago, CHIEF said:

On a little more serious note, going through the Suez Canal, cruising off the coast of Somalia to Kenya with 600 potential hostages that their parents would beg, borrow, and steal seven figures to get back, does seem like a pirate's jackpot.

CHIEF 

I see a lot of white kids in the images above....  Let's review what would happen to the Somali pirates. 

 

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