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Salesforce is garbage and I have no idea why they business press slobbers over them.

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Salesforce is garbage and I have no idea why they business press slobbers over them.


$8B in revenue and 30% YOY growth, probably. And that awesome party that Benioff throws.

But I agree.
1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

How many of you have heard of #1, or know what they do?
 
https://www.forbes.com/innovative-companies/#33fc37ce1d65

I'm just a dumb sales guy so I'd only passively heard their name in 2015 when one of my friends got a job there. I thought, "well that sounds like a dumb name". Then when I started working where I am now, people talked about one of the biggest integrations we do besides the obvious like SAP and JDE and Oracle, was a company called ServiceNow. "I think, that's interesting." Cut to 2 weeks ago I was in San Jose, but since it was a last minute trip all the decent IHG hotels are booked and so I stay in a crappy hotel in Santa Clara. I go to breakfast before my meeting and all I see are ServiceNow people and all I hear is them talking about ServiceNow business and being obnoxious. I walk outside and there about a block away is a medium size building with the oversize ServiceNow logo. So, I barely knew who they were before reading this link, except that they are obnoxious.

To be fair, the entire towns of Santa Clara, San Jose, and those surrounding crapholes are all obnoxious to me.

have you heard of Hindustan Unilever?  personally i've naver,

LMAO at my company being on there. for one thing recently yes, for other stuff my word

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have you heard of Hindustan Unilever?  personally i've naver,


Unilever yes. Naver and Incyte no.

Workday is #2.   That's complete bullshit.

Starbuck's is #30.  Opening bathrooms to the masses since 2018!

Sirius XM is 35 in a dying industry.

Anheuser-Busch is #37.   Guess making crappy beer from corn is innovative.  Unless you count buying small breweries and fuck them up.

Molson Coors is #41.  Same crap, different breweries.

 

I'm kinda amazed people can spin up multi billion dollar businesses doing mundane established stuff such as CRM systems (salesforce), HR (workday).

more confoundingly, "enterprise" fucking chat (e.g. slack).  the model and actual well-functioning implementation of this stuff has literally existed for decades.  how does slack become slack?

1 hour ago, staboner said:

LMAO at my company being on there. for one thing recently yes, for other stuff my word

hahaha, absolutely hilarious, on a couple of different levels.

 

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

I'm kinda amazed people can spin up multi billion dollar businesses doing mundane established stuff such as CRM systems (salesforce), HR (workday).

more confoundingly, "enterprise" fucking chat (e.g. slack).  the model and actual well-functioning implementation of this stuff has literally existed for decades.  how does slack become slack?

Do you even synergy, bro?

29 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Do you even synergy, bro?

im more into transformational processes

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I'm kinda amazed people can spin up multi billion dollar businesses doing mundane established stuff such as CRM systems (salesforce), HR (workday).
more confoundingly, "enterprise" fucking chat (e.g. slack).  the model and actual well-functioning implementation of this stuff has literally existed for decades.  how does slack become slack?


I didn’t get slack, at all, until recently and now I’m a fan. They didn’t invent the wheel they just made a better one. The integrations are awesome.

Market cap of 14 billion on 1.4 billion gross revenue?  Lots of folks bettig on the upside with this one. 

3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Market cap of 14 billion on 1.4 billion gross revenue?  Lots of folks bettig on the upside with this one. 

ServiceNow has a $32bn market cap with $1.9bn in revenue. Nice 192 P/E ratio

We use ServiceNow. I’m just an end user but it works well. It’s good for going and reviewing a ticket you submitted 9 months ago that IT is just getting around to working.

23 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Workday is #2.   That's complete bullshit.

Starbuck's is #30.  Opening bathrooms to the masses since 2018!

Sirius XM is 35 in a dying industry.

Anheuser-Busch is #37.   Guess making crappy beer from corn is innovative.  Unless you count buying small breweries and fuck them up.

Molson Coors is #41.  Same crap, different breweries.

 

Rice actually, corn has too much flavor.

Prestige Worldwide at #65 is complete bulls**t

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