May 7, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Bert Orange said: I am always up for a race. I smoked an eager Merc C63 driver a couple weeks back. I had remove all badging from the Hawk and I’m not sure he new what he was up against. That's just mean. One of my customers has an AMG 63, asked me who was faster. I said let's line up and find out, but he demurred. Honestly, I drive in grandma mode 99% of the time. There is one dude with a first gen SRT 8 that always wants to try me, I just toy with him.
May 7, 20187 yr In all seriousness though, I like @Brew. Just being someone born and raised and who's made a living off the water I find his maritime opinions wildly hilarious. I also just learned he thinks money takes you out of the middle class, which is good for a chuckle.
May 7, 20187 yr I live south of the Mason Dixon and I've been actual surfing since the 1980s. I was also a 100 ton captain, I've done more stuff with boats with engines than most people have driven cars. Don't you have a pontoon boat too? Christ, you are practically an Applebees on the water. I'm not sure it's possible to be more middle class. You’re acting like a dick
May 7, 20187 yr In all seriousness though, I like [mention=155]Brew[/mention]. Just being someone born and raised and who's made a living off the water I find his maritime opinions wildly hilarious. I also just learned he thinks money takes you out of the middle class, which is good for a chuckle. Jesus dude. Seriously.
May 7, 20187 yr 20 minutes ago, G650 said: In all seriousness though, I like @Brew. Just being someone born and raised and who's made a living off the water I find his maritime opinions wildly hilarious. I also just learned he thinks money takes you out of the middle class, which is good for a chuckle. I’ve been on boats and around boats all my life, but keep living up to that silver spoon, sailor boi, douche stereotype. I’ll keep having fun on my “middle class” toys, you keep playing on the ones your daddy paid for.
May 7, 20187 yr I’ve been on boats and around boats all my life, but keep living up to that silver spoon, sailor boi, douche stereotype. I’ll keep having fun on my “middle class” toys, you keep playing on the ones your daddy paid for.But your maritime opinions bro...?!?
May 7, 20187 yr Anchor? Singular? Tending tug handles my anchors. Licensed to do it myself, but I’m usually busy tagging your mom between the champaign and caviar.
May 7, 20187 yr But your maritime opinions bro...?!? You know what they say about opinions.... G650 is this your old boat?
May 7, 20187 yr Author There were some free surfers rocking the shit out in Travis today. 686, if your girl was driving and you were out by Shack 512 I saw you. I was the one fucking shit up pulling a tube.
May 7, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Brew said: I’ve been on boats and around boats all my life, but keep living up to that silver spoon, sailor boi, douche stereotype. I’ll keep having fun on my “middle class” toys, you keep playing on the ones your daddy paid for. You seem mad.
May 7, 20187 yr You seem mad.That’s funny, I’m imagined him calling his middle class lady friend over and pointing at the screen while he typed that response and they both laughed and rolled their eyes.Your maritime opinions are laced with judgment, elitism and classism, and I doubt he gives a flying fuck about them. Now let me get going, i don’t want to miss the breakfast special at Applebee’s ... eatin’ good in the neighborhood!!
May 7, 20187 yr Just now, troph said: That’s funny, I’m imagined him calling his middle class lady friend over and pointing at the screen while he typed that response and they both laughed and rolled their eyes. Your maritime opinions are laced with judgment, elitism and classism, and I doubt he gives a flying fuck about them. Now let me get going, i don’t want to miss the breakfast special at Applebee’s ... eatin’ good in the neighborhood!! Ha. You guys are too easy.
May 7, 20187 yr I only have a 24’ penis. But it’s a triple prong party penis. I should have opted for larger in retrospect.
May 7, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Bert Orange said: I only have a 24’ penis. But it’s a triple prong party penis. I should have opted for larger in retrospect. It's all about girth man.
May 7, 20187 yr 43 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said: So is this the new thread where we compare penis size? No, anchor size. 3 minutes ago, G650 said: It's all about girth man. Berths, it's all about berths...
May 7, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, PvilleStang said: Berths, it's all about berths... When you're right, you're right.
May 7, 20187 yr Y’all got it all wrong, it’s how she makes you feel, whether she loves you for who you are and if the two of you grow closer as you ride together.
May 7, 20187 yr Y’all got it all wrong, it’s how she makes you feel, whether she loves you for who you are and if the two of you grow closer as you ride together. You mean enjoying the seas together?
May 7, 20187 yr On 5/5/2018 at 8:56 PM, bigshark88 said: Duck boat is coming along. It's a project for sure. Just installed a Power Pole Micro this week. Very nice! I'll take a few snaps of mine this weekend. Going fishing with my oldest boy.
May 7, 20187 yr I did find this video I have, forgot I had it on YT. Caddo Lake in 2011 when the water level was really low. Vert Video ON PURPOSE.
May 7, 20187 yr Speaking of which, need to name her. Nominations: - National Pontoon's Lakecation - Man on the Toon - Pond Toon - Toon Soon? - Driving Miss Lazy - Hold My Beer
May 7, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Bert Orange said: Speaking of which, need to name her. Nominations: - National Pontoon's Lakecation - Man on the Toon - Pond Toon - Toon Soon? - Driving Miss Lazy - Hold My Beer Taking Jessica Rabbit to Toon Town.
May 7, 20187 yr The Captain and Tooneal Poon Toon Living the Tri Life Just Tooning In Edited May 7, 20187 yr by Bert Orange
May 7, 20187 yr 52 minutes ago, markstanco said: I did find this video I have, forgot I had it on YT. Caddo Lake in 2011 when the water level was really low. Vert Video ON PURPOSE. Nice Stanco. I hear you really *love* that mud motor.
May 7, 20187 yr What in the ever-loving hell has happened to the boat thread? Anyone fortunate enough to have one, be it whatever it is- ski boat, bass boat, jet ski, or this should enjoy it and to each his own. I applaud you all.
May 7, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: What in the ever-loving hell has happened to the boat thread? Anyone fortunate enough to have one, be it whatever it is- ski boat, bass boat, jet ski, or this I drank some gin and started trolling brew and troph. More successfully than I had anticipated I might add. Related, middle class is the new best insult. I think communist will always be number one, but middle class is running a close second at the moment. P.S. Jet Skis still suck.
May 7, 20187 yr I drank some gin and started trolling brew and troph. More successfully than I had anticipated I might add. Related, middle class is the new best insult. I think communist will always be number one, but middle class is running a close second at the moment. P.S. Jet Skis still suck.You can’t stop can you? I was never upset by your jackassery. And you’re still acting like a jackass. Please stop shitting on our thread. Kthxbai.
May 7, 20187 yr Nah. Jet skis are the 3 series of the lake. It’s the obnoxious drivers that give them a bad rap. They’re damn fun when driven responsibly.
May 7, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, Bert Orange said: Nah. Jet skis are the 3 series of the lake. It’s the obnoxious drivers that give them a bad rap. They’re damn fun when driven responsibly. Strongly disagree. If I was emperor they would be banned. Along with people from Pennsylvania and Ohio who have never seen the ocean.A lot of times when they try to jump our wake we will turn and point the boat directly at them until they shit their pants. /notroll.
May 7, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: On this thread, trolling should be limited to fishing. One my top Instagram follows
May 7, 20187 yr Luizas hotness is overrated IMO. Check out Cami_Cakes_Stanko tell me about the exhaust on that mud motor. PM if necessary.
May 7, 20187 yr If the ole capt Jimmy Nelson isn't smashing the shit out of that, he is an idiot. I watch her videos for the fishing tips.
May 7, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said: I watch her videos for the fishing tips. I also go to Hooters for the wings.
May 7, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, G650 said: I also go to Hooters for the wings. Very upper class of you, not unlike a guy I worked with who would take his wife there on their anniversary and get 20 wings and a bottle of Dom.
May 7, 20187 yr Just now, davidg said: Very upper class of you, not unlike a guy I worked with who would take his wife there on their anniversary and get 20 wings and a bottle of Dom. Do they actually have Dom at Hooters? I hope so.
May 7, 20187 yr 15 minutes ago, G650 said: Do they actually have Dom at Hooters? I hope so. It's gourmet.
May 7, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Bert Orange said: Nah. Jet skis are the 3 series of the lake. It’s the obnoxious drivers that give them a bad rap. They’re damn fun when driven responsibly. Like in a straight line at 25 mph?
May 7, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, markstanco said: Like in a straight line at 25 mph? That doesn’t seem fun
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