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25 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Did I mention I got a new boat?  Here's a picture...

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I find it interesting that you felt the need to by both a 1.75 and a 750 of Grey Goose and Patron.

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5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I find it interesting that you felt the need to by both a 1.75 and a 750 of Grey Goose and Patron.

One is for cannonball.  

Be safe out there Capt. 

25 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I find it interesting that you felt the need to by both a 1.75 and a 750 of Grey Goose and Patron.

One for the dock and one for the boat.

23 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Be safe out there Capt. 

In my defense, it’s mostly for the stripper.  There will be strippers...right?

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

In my defense, it’s mostly for the stripper.  There will be strippers...right?

With that boat there better be. 

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

One for the dock and one for the boat.

In my defense, it’s mostly for the stripper.  There will be strippers...right?

Your dock must be nicer than the ones I have experienced in my lifetime if you are stocking a separate bar in addition to the boat.

23 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Your dock must be nicer than the ones I have experienced in my lifetime if you are stocking a separate bar in addition to the boat.

Once you have a nice boat the next step is upgrading your dock. Once you can party on the dock there’s no reason to go out on the water.  Bigger boat better dock just stay in. I’m not agreeing with it but it’s what most big boat owners do. 

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Your dock must be nicer than the ones I have experienced in my lifetime if you are stocking a separate bar in addition to the boat.

Yeah I guess so.  Who the hell knows?!?

7 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Did I mention I got a new boat?  Here's a picture...

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From here on out I will picture you as Nicholas Cage.

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6 hours ago, Cajun said:

From here on out I will picture you as Nicholas Cage.

Is this a compliment or an insult?

Wait, who the hell am I kidding?  I forgot where I was for a second...of course it's an insult.  I just don't know what it means.

10 hours ago, troph said:

Once you have a nice boat the next step is upgrading your dock. Once you can party on the dock there’s no reason to go out on the water.  Bigger boat better dock just stay in. I’m not agreeing with it but it’s what most big boat owners do. 

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Did I mention I got a new boat?  Here's a picture...
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There is a bourbon thread in Food and Travel. Might want to take a look through it and reevaluate your bar stock.

That's obviously the stock for the women. The men's bar stock must be in the other room or something. 

3 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Is this a compliment or an insult?

Wait, who the hell am I kidding?  I forgot where I was for a second...of course it's an insult.  I just don't know what it means.

It is an observational comment rooted in an equal mix of quantity, quality, & qualified badassery with just a hint of concern for life span.

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If he gets to nail a young Elizabeth Shue look alike, it's worth it

Think he’s got room for 2 or even 3 Shues on that boat. 

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Why Titos and Grey Goose?
4 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
On 3/18/2021 at 5:54 PM, Landomatic said:
Did I mention I got a new boat?  Here's a picture...
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Why Titos and Grey Goose?

If you have to ask...

2 hours ago, Landomatic said:

If you have to ask...

Now I really want to know.  Vodka is vodka (as long as it is good vodka).

7 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
On 3/18/2021 at 5:54 PM, Landomatic said:
Did I mention I got a new boat?  Here's a picture...
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Why Titos and Grey Goose?

The Tito’s is for the normal guests and the Grey Goose is for the strippers who think that drinking somewhat expensive vodka makes them high class.

9 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Now I really want to know.  Vodka is vodka (as long as it is good vodka).

He’s got a lot of gay men friends.  

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22 hours ago, davidg said:

 

 


There is a bourbon thread in Food and Travel. Might want to take a look through it and reevaluate your bar stock.

 

 

Yep. Bourbon is conspicuously missing. That is a "high roller" necessity. Oh, and Bud Light for Steel Shank.

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13 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

The Tito’s is for the normal guests and the Grey Goose is for the strippers who think that drinking somewhat expensive vodka makes them high class.

This ^

could not have said it better myself

4 hours ago, troph said:

He’s got a lot of gay men friends.  

Damn that statement couldn’t be truer.  I’m gonna blame mrs landomatic for that

Much more importantly...spent our first night on the new boat last night.

We’re keeping it 

So, that's why your cabin is decorated so well.

44 minutes ago, troph said:

Sailing lessons resume next weekend ... need to finish the academics this week. 
 

 

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Reminds me of when I was studying for my pilot's license --

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I don't think I'd make much of a sailor.

I started to hyperventilate while being taught how to create a wake surfing wave.

"Wait, that button does whaaaaaat?"  

 

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

Damn that statement couldn’t be truer.  I’m gonna blame mrs landomatic for that

I deleted the hew a straight man that knows how to party. Having a few handsome gay men around who are fun and attentive to the women is an easy way to get laid.

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1 hour ago, Cajun said:

I don't think I'd make much of a sailor.

I started to hyperventilate while being taught how to create a wake surfing wave.

"Wait, that button does whaaaaaat?"  

 

I had some anxiety the first day when the wind picked up to about the max you’d want to have for sailing. The power of the wind is incredible.

I ate 4 bean & cheese tacos this morning, so that hits close to home.

8 hours ago, troph said:

Sailing lessons resume next weekend ... need to finish the academics this week. 
 

 

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Tacking angles ftw!

6 hours ago, troph said:

. The power of the wind is incredible.

Remember pressure increases with the square of velocity.

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2 hours ago, G650 said:

Remember pressure increases with the square of velocity.

No math here. Explain. 

59 minutes ago, Cajun said:

No button for that scene.

I’ve got two new custom boards coming - including a long board - for this season. If I’m lucky we’ll be in the new place by august. Can’t wait. 

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10 hours ago, troph said:

No math here. Explain. 

The force of wind is air density times the square of wind velocity (speed). So as wind speed increases, the pressure in your sails goes up exponentially, not linearly.

 

The take home is going from 5 to 10 knots of breeze is much less than going from say 20 to 25 knots. As you get into bigger and bigger breeze, any increase in wind speed makes a bigger and bigger difference.

1 hour ago, G650 said:

The force of wind is air density times the square of wind velocity (speed). So as wind speed increases, the pressure in your sails goes up exponentially, not linearly.

 

The take home is going from 5 to 10 knots of breeze is much less than going from say 20 to 25 knots. As you get into bigger and bigger breeze, any increase in wind speed makes a bigger and bigger difference.

Great explanation! Thank you.

43 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Winch maintenance day. Been way too long.
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Sorry your majesty.  I don’t have a maintenance team that is constantly polishing and fixing like you.

Lol.

 

I actually serviced all the winches in the past because a lot of the time I was the only one qualified, and do these sometimes.

 

I'm surprised that winch actually still works, that's all I'm sayin..

I too have serviced my fair share of wenches.

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