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1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Hardin House Driveby

I lived on Nueces with a deck that overlooked the Hardin House.   I would go with Hardin House Creeper.

Candy's Busted Ass

Memory of 1939

42 minutes ago, eljinca said:

Cocaine Mitch and the Chinamen

Mitch Cumsteen's Attic

Edited by Macanudo

The Jerry Mandarins

Ground Control to Mao Tse-Tung

Dildo Backends 

The Transgendered Field Donkeys

Vince Klortho and the Gozarians

Pavlov's Razor

9 Minutes to Biscuits

Crotch Robber Express

Ultimate Enema Experience

Banana Stand $

 

Jeremy Pratt and the Forced Flatulence

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

The Transgendered Field Donkeys

 

I'm suing you for copyright infringement you sumbitch.

 

 

23 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I'm suing you for copyright infringement you sumbitch.

 

 

I honestly couldn't remember where I saw that.  It was in my iPhone notes list of band names.  makes me laugh every time I see it.  

11 minutes ago, Fred Willard said:

 

Chad Fuck and the Fuckboys

Taken.

 

Motorboat Glitter

The Fuckstains

Papal Feeding Tube

Misplaced Dog Tags

Luke Warm Zombies

Starved and Abused

Honorable Shogun

DMZ

Unbalanced Fan 

17 minutes ago, Nuge said:

The Fuckstains

Papal Feeding Tube

Sistine Chapel Vape Rings, or Papal Vape 

22 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Rosanne and the Planet Of The Apes

Samantha Bee's Cunt

Rosanne and the Planet of the Apes?! LMAO that one got me

5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

REO Speeddealer

Been done, now just Speedealer due to cease & desist from REO shitwagon. In fact just saw them open for Fu Manchu a couple of weeks ago.

 

I always thought Aural Assault would be a good name for a thrash/hardcore band

4 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

Chad Briscoe and the Scentsies

And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Horsey Sauce

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Taken.

 

Motorboat Glitter

In that case, Chad Fuck and the Hanging Fucks

20 minutes ago, Don Keibals said:

Been done, now just Speedealer due to cease & desist from REO shitwagon. 

Damn. OK how about Fuck Tim Beck?

The Cosby Sweaters

Donkey Punch Mafia

The Fatty Deposits

Residue

 

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Donkey Punch Mafia
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The Cosby Sweaters made me lol

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