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My 11 year old came up with her future band name a while back and it’s solid...The Bloody Hells.

Just now, CooterBrown said:

My 11 year old came up with her future band name a while back and it’s solid...The Bloody Hells.

That's actually pretty damn good.

When Greg Oden's dong photos leaked, somebody referred to his junk as his  "titanic licorice whip". Solid funk band name.

On 6/1/2018 at 11:47 AM, Trey3216 said:

Vince Klortho and the Gozarians

Along this same line of thought:  Vigo and the Carpathians

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6 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Tarkin White Guys

Grand Moff Ellen Tarkin 

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Lots of possibilities inspired by this thought:

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Along this same line of thought:  Vigo and the Carpathians

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20 minutes ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

The Moops

 

And have every band member in their own bubble. 

On 6/1/2018 at 11:47 AM, Trey3216 said:

Vince Klortho and the Gozarians

First album:  Tobin’s Spirit Guide

Back in 9th grade a couple of other degenerates and I made a whole page of these complete with logos and occassional album names in 9th grade geography. Sheet is long gone, but the one I can vividly remember was "Hit and Run" with their debut album "Pedestrian Down".

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