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Seize This Honkus and the Flapping Laser Labias.

Random thoughts that coalesced into a band name with my friends.  We've even got a Facebook page.

Exciting Whites 

(stolen from Houston’s wine menu)

On 6/1/2018 at 11:47 AM, Trey3216 said:

Vince Klortho and the Gozarians

Second album:  The rectification of the Vuldrenaii

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Vince Klortho and the Gozarians

On ‎6‎/‎2‎/‎2018 at 11:39 AM, TriStone said:

Along this same line of thought:  Vigo and the Carpathians

Opening act on tour: The Meketrex Supplicants

First hit single: Yes, have some

Edited by Buffsoldier

25 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Opening act on tour: The Meketrex Supplicants

First hit single: Yes, have some

😂😂😂

14 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

Opening act on tour: The Meketrex Supplicants

First hit single: Yes, have some

Second hit single: Yes, have some 

Roof Top Koreans.....first Album "You No Loot My Store" with the hit single "This My 38"

Hillary's Pantsuit

The Cankles

Fainting Spell

My next band will be Blind Mullet Conspiracy and I will fight my band mates to the death to make that happen.

20 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

Opening act on tour: The Meketrex Supplicants

First hit single: Yes, have some

The tour will be called “Possession at The Tavern on the Green”

7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Second hit single: Yes, have some 

2nd album:  There is no Dana.   Only Zuul.

9 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Another hit single would be: 'Tell him about the Twinkie' 

Their 3rd album, all acoustic....   Don't Cross the Streams

17 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Their 3rd album, all acoustic....   Don't Cross the Streams

Hit singles:  

The Choice is made

The Traveler has come

 

Howl of the Penis-Nosed Monkey

Loaf Meister

Gremlin Grab-Ass

 

Dillon!... You Son of a Bitch

Get Your Ass to Mars (Should open for 30 Seconds to Mars)

If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It

Negative Ghostrider

Brown Stain on the Mattress

Courtesy Reach Around

Major Malfunction

 

Insta Grammar and the Facebroke Frans 

Edited by Trey3216

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